Since many people from the tables and from 2p2 wanted to know who I was at various times... Sorry, I lied to many of you or just let you believe whatever you wanted about my identity. I just think its very -EV to play 9 sites with the same name in the PT era.

Feel free to comment on those you've played against.


FTP: Darktide

Stars: HowQuaint

AP: TreatMeTrick and Cogster

UB: OneWeakCookie

Prima: SerefeCheers (I coined the original handle to commemorate a Turkish friend of mine who got shipped back to Turkey and subsequently to the front lines of terrorist hunting. That dude on FTP stole it "to get more action" since he thought I was a high stakes fish) and HowQuaint

Cake: CharityOfOne, Herbal Pee, Hrd2Restrain, Insignificun, MeekNMild, Natbutter, Back2Basics

WPEX: FarmerBrown

Ongame: CaptainHQ, YummyScotch, PBnJ171

Tribecca: Flippant1

Ipoker: forgetmeplease

Crypto: JMB1980, nocomment, Mastin

Party(skins): KAHNtruhtahn, Mr_Cogster, FanOfAllPink



I may have forgotten a name or two along the way, but that should be the vast majority of them.

haha damn you kahn.

you got me with that cogster/treatmetrick **** when we did that xfer.

I played with you a good amount on AP and back some where you were famerbrown on wpex.

I was obviously a much worse player on wpex (which i think you recognized), but we had some decent battles on AP recently. We've chatted about your game some and you mentioned trying to get better at 6 max, obviously takes time/adaptation. I always found you one of the more annoying players to play against, which probably means that you had a good grasp on the game, but you still went into occasionally spew modes of aggression etc.

hoppscot22/liveletdie22

You retiring?

Wow, that's a compliment. I have great respect for hoppscott22 based soley on the performance of the virtual hoppscott22 on paradime.

well i guess if your actual poker game gets no respect its a good runner up to have virtual you get some respect.

Now that you're retired are you going to transfer me your poker skills so I can put them to good use? I played with Cogster and TreatMeTrick a few times, maybe Darktide? I can't think of HowQuaint's avatar so I don't think I played you on Stars though.

man we played a lot together on cake (i'm whoopss) and I thought you were the best player on the site by far. At first I thought you were just a donkey but after enough playing together I was wrong. This is a very good day for anyone who plays at all on cake.

why quitting?

ur the guy who hit and ran me and joes marathon match i think

This is just wrong in so many different ways. Life tilt, obv.

I'm sure I don't speak for everyone you cleaned out, but I for one will be gald to have you back when you get your head on straight man.

why are u quitting poker?

what are u gonna do with yourself?

Haha wow, I was very sure that you were Reztez! I remember coming to that conclusion with my friend b/c you talked about WPX games, which did not have a large player base. Then you mentioned playing certain limits at AP at pokerroom, both of which I played reztez at... wow what a mind ****! Why are you quitting?

Also, I'm pretty surprised that you are both TreatmeTrick and Cogster (I used to play as Prodigy_X on Absolute) b/c I always thought treatmetrick was very good and cogester was spewy.

This is a lot like cuttin' your balls off just because you couldn't get laid for a few months. Mark my words: You'll be back!

no shot, rez has been playing like 15 30 and **** recently