I will be available during the WSOP as a personal chef/ personal assistant from the beginning of the series to the end of the series. May 25th through the Main Event.

I'm not a super-balla chef and in no way am I a professional chef. I make really delicious food for a cheap price and presentation is not the most important thing to me; taste is! If you have 6-8 people in your rented house and are sick of delivery or battling the other players at the Rio then I can probably help you out at a relatively cheap price as I am just a grinder living in Vegas myself.

Here is a summary of services I will be offering during the series:

Personal Assistant / Personal Chef


Cooking will consist of the following:
1. Three square meals a day.
2. Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner can be planned out or we can come up with some common items to keep in the house that have a lot of cooking possibilities. I am also open to a menu type setting where I can plan meals out a week in advance and have you choose what you want.
3. If you have a spouse/partner/family member(s) coming in I can easily accommodate you.
4. Anything you want cooked should be possible as long as you/I have a recipe.
5. Cookies/cakes/muffins will be made from time to time. I will make them at least once a week.
6. Snacks or anything else can be cooked to order by request.

Cleaning will consist of the following:
1. All rooms will be cleaned. EXCEPT BEDROOMS. This is your own personal and private space. I do not want to be going through your personal things. I hope you understand that. (I can clean rooms upon request)
2. Carpeted floors will be vacuumed
3. Tiled floors will be swept and mopped
4. Hardwood floors will be swept and dry mopped
5. All bathrooms will be cleaned
6. All counter surfaces and tables will also be cleaned and organized.

Errands/Designated driver will consist of the following:
1. Anything within reason. Hookers and blow IS OK.
2. Errands need to be planned out ahead of time (night before if possible). Exceptions may be made obviously.
3. Laundry will be included in errands. Your high end items can be dropped off at a local Laundromat.
4. For all night designated driving, parking and entry fees will need to be covered by you.
5. Safe rides home will be just a phone call away.
6. Grocery shopping.

Personal Assistant duties will consist of the following:
1. Planning and organizing events if needed.
2. Maintaining schedules and organizing daily routines for players.
3. Pretty much anything the player requests that can be compiled within reason.

What is to be provided from the house:
1. Cleaning and cooking supplies (I will do my best to provide what is not available)
2. Vehicle for errands/Designated driver

How do we get started?

First, we get together for a free, no obligation consultation in your home or over the phone. We’ll talk about your food preferences, what you love, what you don’t. We’ll talk about any food allergies, special diets, religious observances that are important to you. We’ll set a schedule for personal chef services in your home that ensures confidentiality and privacy for you.
Most clients prefer to let me think about “What’s For Dinner”? Others like to let me know their favourite meals. Either way, you will have menus that you approve, with meals tailored to your preferences and prepared fresh in your home.

Sample menus and pictures of food are available upon request.

If you have any questions or are interested in the service feel free to contact me via pm or email me at openfacedfoods@gmail.com or just post in this thread.

You can also peep the food/music blog as well for pics and ****:
http://o-facefoods.blogspot.com/

Cheers and best of luck at the series!

bump up!

any takers on this only $600 a week....

Lol.....I'm wondering what WOULDN'T be ok then....

Dropping dead bodies in the desert.

[x] OP is willing to expose himself to criminal charges and possible imprisonment for $600 per week.

Seriously, don't do that stuff for people. It's not worth the risk, possible effect on future job chances etc. Especially not for money like that. I highly doubt the hirer is going to be at the station with your bail and help with legal costs when you get busted.

ADDED: To the best of my knowledge collecting blow for someone else makes you the dealer in the eyes of the court, police etc. Big felony charge right there. Obviously you are going to lie and say it was for personal use and take a lesser offence. But the risk is there all the same.

i dont think OP meant he/she would go buy blow for hirer, but possibly drive them to go get it. while they could obviously get in trouble for doing so, i don't think they meant they will just go out and pick up a kilo or something by themselves. while i probably wouldn't recommend driving them anyways, i guess if it's something OP is cool with then it's really op's choice.

this obv. you guys need to lighten up lol its a jokeee

Wow thats a lot of services you provide for the money op. Hope someone hires ya.

Fully expected to see massage services and "tension relief" in there with the hookers and blow!

Hey if they are already dead then you are just running an errand right. Like dropping off laundry, your not washing it just dropping it off.

this can be added in but not done by me... unless you are a fly ass mamasita

ty sir just trying to get my cook on for people!!

bump this up. i have tuesdays, wednesdays and thursdays and sundays off if anyone wants to hire on a day by day basis i am very flexible on prizes aka not expensive.

Am I the only one who sees the value in this?

I shot off a PM

PM sent!

Cheers all