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Hello 2 + 2 erz ,
I am a daily live grinder that is traveling the United States playing poker for a living. I am creating this blog to keep a daily record from today until the day I have made one million dollars at what we call a game .

The game is not just poker but more Importantly the game of life. I am going to come out and be completely honest with everything from the dollar I spend the the mood I am in . I perceive this life as a challenge, one to which if we excel and push our shelves we can achieve truly anything .

Background :
Been playing poker for over 10 years. I have coached and staked for multiples stables and communities . I will not release my identity as I will record everything . I will make sure to post 100 % honesty and hold nothing back. The thread was created for not to be known but to be used as a source of information for those of who that wish to live this lavish lifestyle we call poker pro. I will blog about how I will try to maintain a balance lifestyle while taking care of two horses, a girlfriend with a kid and a lot of needy friends .

Horse background :

Player A (Jew)
Very solid player. Has an hourly over 100 dollars live playing 2/5 + . Very good heads up player who I respect a ton. Many perceive Sea biscuit as one of the best live grinders from our region .He had a misfortune recently with about 30k when it was robbed literally from him that had made him drop back to 500nl. I split half his action no makeup / markup for 5/10 no limit . I won't be able to keep this deal long( he be back healthy soon I imagine) but as long as he is willing I will snap take this offer any day.

Player B ( Kentucky)
Been a close friend for a long time. All my poker knowledge and time had been dump into hours long conversations . Has a ton of room to developed but plays a real solid preflop game . Needs to work on hand reading skills and stack sizing etc to become a real crusher . Should maintain a positive hourly mid stacking 500nl. Will be playing side by side for most of the next month .


Review~
To sum all of this up , I will be posting about my daily spendings/makings/hustling/whoring. I will be completely honest and try to help out any one in the 2 + 2 community that is worthy of being helped . This thread is intended to last a while and to be used to as a tool to help me succeed .

April 15 . 2014

6:00 am ~ I was please to enjoy the free honeypig that was purchased for leaving from Jew. Was pretty amazing eating all that meat at 6 am after playing a really long great session . I still managed to profit over a buyin win at 5/10 after still losing a 7k pot . Headed to the airport to catch the flight back home.

9:00 am ~Just landed at the 2nd airport. I have a 20 minute layover then off to home. I do not know if I will get any poker into today . I really do want to but if not tomorrow is high hand and I plan on putting in a decent session. This airport smells of old people, really wanting to see my baby it has been a week lol .

5:30 pm I have been at home now for a few hours. The weather is beautiful and fells good to be back. I have had some half price pizza for lunch/diner at a local restaurant with the girl and little one . Best of all I just received my daily drugs. I should be good for at least until my 420 holiday Easter . Kentucky and I our sitting here smoking a joint and pumping ourselves up for the nightly grind. I am going to take it semi easy tonight and put in a big sess tomorrow for high hand. . Hopefully a 5/10 will go off and be juicy.

6:30 on the way to the track felling good and ready to grind .

10:00pm sitting here p laying 2/5. Games is pretty meh not thy great running like aids. Playing pretty solid hero called with j4 on q94 flop turn blank river ace . Guy played his hand pretty much straight forward .

11:30 we finally got a nice short handed juicy 5/10 running . There only one semi competent reg. My image is wreck less showing down all kinda air but playing really good and without any hands up around 1k in game. There a fish with a 2 k stack if I hit my opened ended I woulf a stack earlier .

12:00 sun running right now . Stack the spew Asian when I flop open ended straight flush and hit straight on turn . Game still is pretty damn soft.

12:40 Kentucky girl just showed up. We go to smoke a joint in parking lot and the tire is deflated. I put his girl in a 1/2 game while she wait for our game to break. Lol she doubled up so of u break even it's a great investment. The game is kinda dead. It's 5 handed and the fish has 3k but is playing really tight. I'm also going to just nit it up and see if anything happens . Lol he just commented on me changing my image . Noted Rich business men our not stupid .

4:00 am Finally back at the house, just enjoyed a few nice victory blunts with my good friends and girlfriend . I played pretty damn good tonight all in all . It's funny how hard how I have to hustle at the casino to get a 5/10 going . Usually when I do though like tonight it pays off rather nicely . Two interesting hands developed tonight that was unique . One was where I triple barrel 10 high and got called and still won. Pretty amaZed with this hand still lol . The other is where I call with 3rd pair on the turn to an raise and called river with 4th pair lol pwned. Any wayZ going to hit the bed, I have a long day tomorrow with high hand cannot wait .




Expenses:
Food-
McDonalds $7.59
Dinner $25.00
Store run - $10.00

Drugs- $255.00
Girlfriend - $66.00

Horses
Jew - +1055
Kentucky - + 500

Myself
Poker + 5300


Total Daily - + 5905

April ,16 2014

10:00am Good morning America!!! Was woke up nicely and was forced to get In a shower and start the day. Today is high hand so the casino will be giving away 1-3k an hour depending game limit. If the 5/10 will go off , which usually is the case on high hand then it will be worth 3 k for me to bink. Still pumped about last night , all three amigos booked a win . Going to eat , smoke and get ready for a 12 hr plus work day.


12:00 eating at a local restaurant waiting for Kentucky's new tire . Lol hope it's not a sign the waitress just ****ed up my meal. All I order was chicken fingers !!!How does that get ****ed up lol.

12:40 We now got new tire / fed / and amp up to play . Smoking a pre j before arriving . The games should be good crossing fingers that there maybe interest already for the 5/10.


1:15 Yea we got a nice little 5/10 running . There is one decent reg , a few tight nits and a few fish. Game is ok but not great . I already 3bet the good reg light and then Cbet then check folded turn. Going to try to not force action and go from there.

3:30 I'm headed home with Kentucky , The game dried up with all my reg friends . I'm not really focus or playing my A game at all. There is no reason to ego fight my buddies . I let them pay the rake for the next two hours and I will come back refresh with hopefully some fishes on the table .


6.00 I am about to go pick up my baby from work . I had a good few hours catching up with friends on on the phone .
I am starving just order to go at Ale house . I order some fish trying to eat a little heathy as these last three weeks I surely have gain weight . Also just made a good investment to save me future money on my medication. I tend to be at this location for Atleast a month so might as well stock up .

8:00 I am in for 1300 and have effective 700 in front at a 2/5. My image is spewy and lost a 100bb flip 33 vs ak pre where I 4 bet shipped. The Table is soso with some stacks .I can easily get it all back within a few hands .

4:20 am The victory joint is lit !!! What a crazy night it has ended up to be. I am sitting there playing 2/5 board and spewing out of my mine . I'm stuck 1500 or more don't know exact amount and there is really no way to get it back in this game. There is also no hope for a 5/10 to take off tonight it seems. So my only options was to Jesus seat two big Omaha whales . The game is a private game that runs at the casino . It's 5/10/20 then it was becoming 5/10/20/40/80 ****ing nutz. I was in for around 5k when this hand came up

A bunch of action pre can't really remember but I was the initial potter so flop 5 ways Q105x flop a whale donks 1200 fold to me I repot all in for 3700 with akj3ss not nut spade . I was called and bink an jack on turn and brick river to win a nice 9kish pot. After I win this hand I am stocked that I have position and very deep vs whales . I go card dead again and continue to fold for an hour until a few players left. We ended up closing the casino 3 handed where I lost and got no action on some really big hands. I'm super frustrated / happy as i just want to get back and print money. About to head off to sleep it 4:35 going to maybe take tomorrow off not sure as of yet . I probably should not sit the Omaha game a bit until I brush up on some preflop adjustments toward that game. There is a ton of limping pre so flops are 5/6 multi way. Goodnight world thank you for a pleasant day !


Expenses

Dinner- $30.00
Drugs - $200.00


Horses
Jew-
Kentucky - +$ 77.00

Review
Poker Profit - + $ 1880.00

Today Total Earnings ~ +1727.00

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Thank You
Donkey

April 17, 2014

2:20pm ~
I am ready to start this beautiful day . I slept in as I have been exhausted these last few days . I don't know what I have plan for today . I might go to the track later but at this moment I'm fine just chilling with the family . Sitting on my stair smoking thinking about all sorts of ****. I might spend some time today studying the game . I don't mean strategy but other aspect that can help improve our game away from the cards.

3:50pm ~ Kentucky just picked me up to go get a tire. It's freaken raining and I'm starting I fell like crap.


9:00 pm ~ Sitting here on my steps, joint in my hand , contemplating if I should go to the track and play. Today has Been a long ruff day. I woke up this morning sick and pretty much slept the day away . I had my girlfriend wake me up to see if I wanted to go play and I'm still undecided . Trying to get the erg to go and print money . Jew just reported in that he lost 750 today , **** happens.

10:30 flipped a coin and lost. Staying home and sleeping for a long Friday grind. Goodnight world
Expenses
I didn't really leave the house

Horses
Jew - -375
Kentucky -

Poker -


Total Daily- -375

Super interesting, thanks! Subscribed.

April 18,2014

10:34 am ~ whatupzzzz morning ! Sitting here in bed felling pretty good . I am going to wait until Kentucky gets here to take me to the trAck. We still have to fix the truck . it has Been sitting now for 3 days , glad were in good standing with them or it would already been towed. Going to jump in shower.

1:35 pm ~ smoking a nice phatty in the passenger seat on the way to play. Plans our to grind for a few hours , around 7ish I am invited to a little home game . It not going to be big but hopefully fun .


2:30 pm ~ I just got to the table. The room is field but only big game is Omaha ATM and it does not look good. I'm sitting on a ****ty 2/5 waiting for my mix seat to fill.


4pm ~ In another ok 2-5 game. It deep but there some tight good regs. Down a buyin but early.
Just Rebought some more. Saw my buddy make a sick call with ace high river

6pm ~ just got raped in the Omaha game for around 5k. Got it in with wrap and bricked then the nutz and lost so gg me. I headed home and got a txt saying a 5/10 is open so now I'm on the way bak. Hopefully I can bring myself together to concentrate and play good .

4:20 am ~ joint lit , about to go to sleep. Been a ****ing long da y. The. 5/10 was as good as always and thankfully I went back. When I got there was only 4 players . I started off real good raping the table to be up around 2500 until a whale came and took most of it away within 2 hours . I end up doubling back up in the hand

Villian open 60 on button

Hero sb 10/10 raises 200

Villain makes it 400 hero calls

886 hero check
Villian bet 300
Hero jams 1400 Villian calls

Turn 9
River 2

Villan has aqos

I then play a fun pot where I get limp mega reraised with 84cc and turn and 8 to make 2kish. So thank god for the 5/10 bail out to only lose around 400 for today. Going to try to stay out of the 20/40/80 Omaha game For while.


Expenses
Store $ 10.00
Tropical smoothie $20.00


Horses
Jew - -915

Poker
Profit - -400


Total Daily ~ -1345:red:

interesting, subbed..

you don't find weed to hinder you game?

also, 20$ smoothie wtf

really enjoying the blog. im not sure if its a language/translation thing but it would be a lot better if it was written a little better

you make my eyes bleed

gotta plug the smoothie leak

Hey guys thanks for the comments. I will try to to edit my post but most of the time they are directly off my notepad.

Smootie was for Kentucky and I

Hey i noticed you saying you smoke blunts all day pretty much.
whats your thoughts on playing high?
and is your drug expenses all Flower, or is it other stuff also?

@lv I rarely smoke blunts, I prefer papers wiz style. I abuse the flower def . I go through about a quarter a day by myself. As for other drugs I literally only tried Molly and shrooms a few times in the past . I have an addicting personally that I am scared I would love anything else I try .

As for playing high it's a way for me to chill out at the table and focus. I have a hard time staying still and staying entertain. Weed is like my adderal it mellows me out where I can one table live. When I was grinding sne pre Black Friday I would not smoke while 24 tabling as it would **** with my timing .

Damm from the drug expenses then I would say your 100 percent from the east cost.

@lv good read indeed . Florida raised

This thread looks hilarious from the first post. Player a has a funny name.

fk ya buddy great thread, Im like you but not as good at poker. How old are you?
the writing style is fine it suits you lol

April 19, 2014

1:30 pm ~ What a beautiful day it is. I just woke up with a pre rolled J ,so a great start to the day. I am going to head to the track in a few hours to grind. They are having a mega satty today for the main at 12 pm. So I am thinking around 4-5 pm the cash games should be juicy. Hopefully we can continue to get 5/10 running. It has been attracting a lot of fish and the regs here respect the absolute **** out of me. I have the image vs the regs that I'm a spew but can have it anytime so they tend to fold more than call.

5:30 pm ~ I am a lazy bum just woke back up from a nice nap . I have literally slept the day away . Smoking another j and waiting for my hunny to get home for dinner. After I eat I will head to the track to try to put in a session till close. I hope the action is good.


6:10 pm ~ joint lit 4th since awake ****ing stoner. Just found out sat night high hand 500 dollar every 30
Min. Maybe I will get lucky and bink one. Going out to dinner with my girl and our little one. We're going to a
Place called Joey D's. The owner is a whale that I use to make a killing off of before Omaha came to town. Now he's there fish but still a great guy. I am taking my new truck out for the first time. Trust me nothing Baller , I help out a friend who needed cash and had an old Chevy that was in good condition so I snap called. I am a truck guy and in the past have had some really nice lifted vehicles. Now I'm not worry so much about the appearance and more about just getting my ass there.

10;45 pm I'm playing 6 handed 5/10 and up a few Hundo. I came to the table around 7 and played great up for. 2 hours . I lost a 50% equity flip and some other to be stuck until I double 10s vs 88s on 6 high flop. Game is still good with one donk and one semi rec with a few k. There one reg here that is good but very exploitive .

11:15pm ~ playing 10/20 3 handed vs one good reg and one Rec player. I fell I have a good understanding of the reg play so it should be good . Were both over 3k effective .

2:30 am - What a night indeed , a ****** roller coaster. I started the night up 2k down 6k up 2k down 700.
We started playing 10/20/40 when this hand occurs . I'm in for 6k have 4500 effective


Hero button. Q/10os

Reg Sb limps. (7.k)
Rec Bb raises 160 (2.7k)
Hero 3bets 400
Reg calls rec folded

Flop Q107 Reg checks I fire 600 reg calls

Turn 4 reg fires 500 hero jams reg snaps

River 7

Reg shows kk to scoop 9k nice hand.

After that hand I reload to 2k and run it to almost 10 dimes before getting river 3 more time to cash out down 700 . All in all not a bad day . I actually felt I played poorly for the most part . I'm sitting here getting stoned off my ass . A head start to 420 !! I will try to upload some chip porn.


Expenses
Gas $120.00
Message $55.00
Dinner $55.00

Poker
Profit - $-700.00

Total Daily - $-930.00

@hardboiled- hey boss I'm in my late 20s , keep up the grind it will pay off at the end. I'm not that great of a player either just put myself in good spots.

Here are some random pics that our in my phone of either money of chip stack




Tonight stack suppose to show like 8k but blurry as hell


How I keep my cash 1k stacks

sick dude happy 420! Are you planning on grinding for a life long career? Do you think much about the future of poker in 10+ years? Did you ever have a mentor? I just got this new vape pen **** that is full of oil its sweet gets me way higher then bong tokin and never have to bust anything up instant toke from just pressing a button ..doesn't smell like weed either so you can smoke it anywhere..I live in Canada tho dunno if you got them down in the states

gl today dude kill it

@hardboil ~happy 420 2 u. 2- been playing now for 10 years. Been a pro status 6 of them . I think the game will be around In 10 years but it is going to be harder and more advance than now. When I retire I wanna travel and enjoy what this world has to offer. I don't need more money then god , I just wanna make enough to ball like one.


Ps 6 jays in 3 hours awake , killing the whole o today boys

ahahah ohhhhhh kill it and its harbodied ya hump

April 21 , 2014

10:30 am ~ just got woken from
Kentucky . Going to preroll the half ounce and head to the east coast. We're going to stay out there until Wednesday . I'm going play same table as him to see if I can pick up any leaks before the journey.

2:30 arrived at pompino, where going to start a new table . Damn this table is the tightest table I have played in a long time . Scoop up 180 by raising ever hand and insta got up . Going to go check out the creek action.


5:00 pm ~ at the creek playing a short handed 2/5. I have a super spewy image with like 2k effective. The next closest stack is 1k which I double up with kk all in on 467 vs aqos who donk and call off 300 more. Playing great made about 300 in negative calls. Won 539 but lose my last Hand with Qq vs 7/5 were I check raised 80 pre and got called lol.

9:30 in for 1500 playing like a maniac With 1k effective . I am running really bad with premiums. How I got in for so much ran top of my range vs flop two pair where they call like 30% of stack off pre. Going to leave this table once this whale leave but he keep rebuying maybe I stack him an profit Kentucky is up a little for this game. Just got rivered again for the 17th time today still not down much playing way to good to be effective by variance.

11:00 in for 2500 have 500 effective getting crush by fish running really bad .

2:00 in for 3k 1800 effective with two whales with 1k effective . I have a chance to get out of here ahead . I'm one of the most sleety with the two whales half asleep. As long as they don't quit I will not leave . Kentucky is hanging in there bout even .


4pm just got kk crack for the 4th time today . Down to a 325 dollar stack just gonna sit on it until something happens. A shame I fell I am playing amaZing.

5am 6 buyins in ... A little more than half of one on table but still fell great and having fun. Dialed in , took countless beat over beat but just smiling and loving life . These guys can't beat me, they have no chance. Still going to try to get this 400 in ahead and if it cracked then so be it .hehe make it less than 3 now whale keep floping top pair .

6am they finally got it all. I got it up to 550 and raise 60 on button with ak whale calls flop 997 turn ace all the money goes in he has 109 . Guy litterally beat me for 10 hours straight . Glad this was all on 2/5 because most of my moves would been same regardless of stake. Going to take Long drive back lol not really Kentucky raped it . He played great and lost a 1500 dollar hand that woulda made me even . Good for him , exactly what was needed a confident boost.

8:20 am back at home in bed . Tired , going to catch some sleep and play tonight . Been putting in long hours .



Expenses -
All add into poker


Poker
Profit - -2300

Horses

Kentucky - +1060

Total daily - -1240