"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing." -
Dwight Schrute
I'm starting off this post
pure_aggression style with an awesome quote that I thought of while discussing our spewtard tendencies with
JoeyBlaze.
The last week has been pretty brutal for me. I'm playing literally the worst poker I've played since I started playing live in October. I'm making a lot of creative and aggressive moves that are working to my benefit and making me more money than I've made on non-showdown winnings in the past. But I'm also making a ton of spewy plays that make absolutely no sense. Basically, I'm constantly doing things that an idiot would do.
I actually started this session off by squeezing out of the blinds with A8o, c-betting a T-high board, checking a blank turn, and then bluffing an offsuit Q river. I'm fine with the 3-bet and c-bet. But after that, its a clear check/give up. But lately, I'm just unwilling to lose pots. I want to win every hand.
After that hand, which happened maybe 20-30 minutes into my session, I decided to rack up. I went up to the cashier and told him, "I'm going to do something that may annoy you."
Luckily, he responds, "Nothing you can do will annoy me.
"
So I tell him, "I'm going to cash out these chips right now. Then when you hand me the cash, I'm going to hand it back to you and you can give me chips."
I got a nice mental restart to my session. I felt like I had a mulligan and played pretty well after that point. Unfortunately, the cards didn't run out in my favor tonight and I ended up losing about $600.
I actually think I only lost $500 but I literally lost (misplaced) 4 green chips. I'm not sure if the guy next to me at a table accidentally took them because he was raking in a monster pot just as I was taking my seat from a table change... but that's a possibility.
I'm not sure what happened, but running it through my head, I am pretty sure I can only account for about $500 in losses at poker. Oh, well. Tomorrow is another day and "you get another hand soon after you fold".
I will not spew tomorrow.
I will not spew tomorrow.
I will not spew tomorrow.
I need to repeat that over and over in my head because I'm burning so much money by spewing. My stack of $100 bills is actually shrinking a noticeable amount and that is making me a sad panda
.
Despite my run bad and play bad, I still feel like I'm the biggest shark in my 1/3 player pool. Even the decent regulars that I've played against (aka young kids with hoodies and headphones) have not scared me one bit like they did when I first sat at 1/3 in November. I've been able to push them around with hardcore 3-betting that they have no clue how to respond to, value bet them relentlessly, and refrain from paying them off. I always know the cards that they're holding and I actually "lock in" much better when I'm heads up against them than I can when I'm up against a fish.
When I'm up against a fish, I don't really lock into shark-mode. I go into spew-mode and try to win every pot. This is obviously super ******ed and I need to be in shark-mode in every single hand.
In reality, it should be easy. Play good hands, value bet the calling stations to death, 3-bet a lot from in position against loose/passives, and just hand read well since everyone plays face up. Don't be a ****** and skip the hand reading part and just try to win the pot regardless of all other factors.
Tomorrow is a new day. I'm going to go into shark-mode and own people. I'm going to make good decisions, play off people's ranges rather than my emotions, and win those Galfond Bucks. The results don't matter. Its all about the decisions.