Lulz. I e-mailed Seth last night and asked him to de-activate the doomswitch on my account
Here's his reply:
I have forwarded your message to the Doomswitch Unicorn, more
affectionately known as the Doomicorn. Doomicorn is friendly.
Doomicorn rarely replies to e-mails. We are considering creating a
custom keyboard for the Doomicorn's hooves, but we've been unable to
find a qualified Doomicorn Keyboard engineer to date.
Please let me know if I am able to help you with anything else!