Sup bitches,

Have been pokers for a while now, just over a year, and every now and again I hit the '**** u pokers' and cash out because i cant bet nl50, move down to nl20 rebuild, and cash out....Or i **** about, playing other poker games like HU, and eventually spew/tilt and lose a lot of my roll, then have to rebuild again.

Now im sick of this bollix,

Need a bit of a blog/challenge, a place where i can vent my tilt anger fits, post a few hands i feel like i played **** (to stop me from doing it again) or played good, give my 'poker career' a kick in the right direction (so i can stop this playing tilted and blame constant run bad), it should also give me a goal to target instead of just randomly playing to see what happens.

Hopefully, it can help me stop auto-piloting, and as the journey expands i can lol at my lows when im running good to understand i have to play moar hands and vice versa

so basically this is my bullet proof plan

-Move from mirco stakes to small stakes by xmas
-Use this as tilt management thread
-Improve my thought process by thinking more instand of i have 2 cards he has 2 cards, hmmm
-Post some troublesome hands- even standard hands for instance bluff catchers
-Stop being a breakeven/slight winner, and become a beast to be ****ed with
-Give my poker career a kick in the right direction

Anyways, expect lots of swear words, lots of coolers, lots of lol wtf u doing, lots of lol graphs aka i run so bad, and hopefully, lots of words of wisdom of my little story....

glglglglgl

keep her lit

ooo, and comon Spain bitches, if they win the world cup i win the ubbv world cup draw for 300 dolla! ship it imo!

and yup english is my number one language but i type fast, dont read what i type and generally dont really give a flying ****, so pre warned about posts that doesnt fully make sense (may be drunk when post these)

also, yup 2.7k posts, still in mircos, mainly because i treat ubbv as my personal msn service, very few theory posts, as well, i **** about alot)

first goal then is to get to 400 bucks for nl20 again, got about 280 atm i thinks, so not far to go

then 1k for nl50

then finally 2.5k for nl100

hopefully do a bit of cash out for a stag weekend, but worry about that laters

SN or PTR / HEM / PT3 graph? I r want to see this run bad !

lol sir, will post the night sir, in work atm!! its pretty standard tbh

boom, first session, got to 240 hands 6 tabling and lose 2 bis,

fuuuuu poker imo,

first hand of the night is this, should snap river, he suckers me into a call, but fffs, how can poker be a bastard to me and give a ****ing ****** the nuts, FUUUUUUUUU


GAME #2346683794: Texas Hold'em NL €0.05/€0.10 07/Jul/2010 20:07:46
Table Bokon
Seat 1: AlexRealZ (€10.00 in chips)
Seat 3: Jokep69 (€11.16 in chips) DEALER
Seat 5: buba65 (€11.35 in chips)
Seat 6: mark89eer (€10.00 in chips)
Seat 8: JunkyStyle (€10.00 in chips)
buba65: Post SB €0.05
mark89eer: Post BB €0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mark89eer [HQ SQ]
JunkyStyle: Fold
Jokep69: Fold
buba65: Call €0.05
mark89eer: Raise (NF) €0.40
buba65: Call €0.30
*** FLOP *** [S6 H4 C2]
buba65: Check
mark89eer: Bet €0.60
buba65: Call €0.60
*** TURN *** [CJ]
buba65: Check
mark89eer: Bet €1.70
buba65: Raise (NF) €3.40
mark89eer: Call €1.70
*** RIVER *** [SK]
buba65: Bet €3.20
mark89eer: Call €3.20
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot €14.19 Rake €1.01
buba65: Shows [C3 C5]
mark89eer: Shows [HQ SQ]
AlexRealZ: wins €0.00
Jokep69: wins €0.00
buba65: wins €14.19
mark89eer: wins €0.00
JunkyStyle: wins €0.00


FU EURO TABLES NOT CONVERTING

also, had qq vrs 10 10, and lost, and aqo vrs a10s and lost, set vrs flush draw lost fuuuuuuu

tiltaments

roll down to 240 bucks now, coz of euro;s

plus note, spain are winning, so minimun 200 bucks if they get to the final

Put some $$ on Holland to hedge your sports bet gain imho.

Coolers suck. But at least your not sat up at night wondering if your +EV

final gnona be a bit ****ed up, my cousin has got holland to win in the local bookies think it was 20/1, so she wins alot of moneys from that, or i win 300 bucks, either way, so ****, instant cash out to buy a pint imo!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololol


meh, **** coolers, they tilt the bollix out of me, but i will win one some day soon, the ones i hate, are nut flush vrs stright flush, and also, **** like that where a fish can limp/call 53s and flopp a striaght, how many times we ****ing flop striaghts with 35s, bastards, lololol

tried out 12 tabling nl2 on pokerstars, clicking wayyyy too many buttons, but if i never got bored and instant folded everything but 55+ and a10+, u would literally crush the **** out of it, could never play like that, but with them all being ****ing mad, it would be the easiest way to crush imo

no pokers yesterday, but after ipoker ****ing up there network for the last 2 days it has been decided to move my roll over to prima network, and start this over again, the only difference being as far as i can see the tables on mircogaming are euros and pounds, so i am puttina few pound towards it and starting at £200 quid to play nl10 and then can move up accordingly

new targets

nl20- £400

nl30- £600

nl50- £1250

boom, let the fun start

going to track my rakeback too and starting this from tomarrow

Bankroll= £200
Rakeback= £0

let the fun begin imo

just thought i would update this,

basically everything has been a balls up

moved to prima, and i could only put in 50 euro

playing nl10 with 5 bis is stupid, and the first 2k hands have been a nightmare with set vrs set, set vrs kq on qxx board to lose or any big pairs holding up, altho i had a nice session last night! so I'm up to 70euro, still massively under rolled!

altho, i must say, prima network is shocking, the players are shocking, the minimum table vpip is 40%, altho this makes it easy, it can be tilt enducing when the wee ****ers play there random 92o and hit 992 flops to ur aa, but overall its pretty shocking! its took me till now to adjust to the software and software speed, which seems to be much faster than ipokers, even only 4-5tabling, im really slow at getting notes etc! still havent got confirmed rakeback details which is annoying, but i havent put much volume in the last 2weeks due to the 12th july holidays, and a 4 day solid binge!

bankroll, 70 euro, lolol

away to cyprus tomaro for a weeks of sun/beer, so no pokers, which could be good for me

also, SHIP IT SPAIN BITCHES

well update, home from holida yesterday, well late last night, opened up 2+2, did a bit of reading and played pokers for a few hours

most lol hand

MicroGaming - €0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

SB: €11.64
Hero (BB): €10.51
UTG: €5.98
CO: €5.17
BTN: €12.91

SB posts SB €0.05, Hero posts BB €0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: €0.15) Hero has A A

UTG calls €0.10, CO raises to €5.17 and is all-in, BTN calls €5.17, fold, Hero raises to €10.51 and is all-in, fold, BTN calls €5.34

Flop: (€26.34, 3 players) 4 4 8

Turn: (€26.34, 3 players) T

River: (€26.34, 3 players) 8



won 2 bis overall, after spewing geting used to the software after drinks

bankroll- 95euro
rb- 5 euro

still only 10bis for nl10, but atm, and the players at this site, i think 10bis is ok, lolol, so hopefully get up to 400 for nl20!!!!

while away, i decided, if i can get 2k in my account for dec, im going to vegas for 5 days with the other half, so that is now the main challenge, get 2k in my account for vegas

Bump for epic thread.

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just played my best pokers in a while, except one hand, when i spew a ****ing buy in, i cant get it out of my ****ing head, sooooooooooooooooo ****ing tilting to look at how ur session went to see the worst possible ****ing hand cost u a BI, I'm posting this bastarding hand itt to remind me, of how tilting it is, and how costly these hands are in the long run

so yup, +2bis session, and im looking at least another 1.5bis could have been saved for silly turn bets, silly callin with underpairs, and one spot i flat kk pre to keep a fish in and end up MW on axx board

i also have started to fold 22-55 in the blinds, just not working out atm for me,

now the worst hand in my poker career

pre, he was stealing alot, so i decided to 3bet, flat pre is probably better, but he had 3betted me on another table and then i start to do the worst possible ****ing thing that poker players can do, i take it personal, why the **** i do that, i dont know, the moment i call the flop, i bum **** the hand up, my reads where donk bets were weak, but it wasnt a big confirmed read, i had seen him donk bet a few times, and show down he wasnt strong, but this hand, wtf, i just spewed, i has a draw, PURE ****ING SPEW in the highest order imo

MicroGaming - €0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

SB: €9.02
Hero (BB): €10.00
UTG: €21.97
BTN: €10.55

SB posts SB €0.05, Hero posts BB €0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: €0.15) Hero has T J

fold, fold, SB raises to €0.40, Hero raises to €1.30, SB calls €0.90

Flop: (€2.60, 2 players) Q A 9
SB bets €2.60, Hero calls €2.60

Turn: (€7.80, 2 players) 5
SB bets €3.90, Hero calls €3.90

River: (€15.60, 2 players) 6
SB bets €1.22 and is all-in, Hero calls €1.22



CONFIRMED WORST HAND IVE EVER PLAYED

anyways

bank roll now 117 euro, but should be 127 if i hadnt of ****ed this hand up, thats the bit that tilts me

Rack back only 5 euro atm

(also including RB when i give my bankroll, coz tbh, i couldnt be ****ing arsed to work it out, its easy atm, but in 3 months time, im hoping its all big numbers )

Subscribed for hero status.

im rooting for you =]

gl marky boy, dunno how ive not seen this yet

sick brag imo
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after one year of trying

sick beat, probably not going to be playing there, at least for the next good few months, but might give it a go sometime

well, tonights i go to gym, come home, decide im gonna 2 hour session, **** me, i played the worst auto politing poker i have ever played, my red line, nose dived, like shocking, will post this to-maro....i was playing like a fish, not thinking, was really wtf am i doing material...i never fought for any pots that was so ovb mine coz the other player switched off, i never 3betted, i never took my usual notes

im too tired, this is probably the problem with first day back to work for near 2wks, and first time to gym in 2wks, so tired and gumpy and thought i would autowin, if i hadnt of had my ego i would have been up 1-2bi, but due to spewage all over the place, with my bet sizing wtf am i doing, one hand in particular, i ended down $3, which is **** all, but, i should have been up a fortune, i was folding in all the wrong spots,and calling in all the wrong spots, i was calling turns and folding to small river bets,checking back rivers when i had the hand, playing away more than normal OOP, and playing sub optimol, including playing draws passive to weak bets, and not being aggro enough

anyways, night night bitches

brankroll 114

rakeback 5 (this is paid weekly, every friday)

posted this in ubbv, and its basically all my b-c game
the 3 betting one is probably an A game leak too


yup was a good read, so many home truths in that echos what ive been thinking,


last night i played tired and grumpy over 2 hours session, if you count up wee silly mistakes i made in my breakeven session, i would have made 1.5bis profit, the mistakes i made
-wrong bet sizing, mainly too small for value betting or too big with air
-missed value betting river
-random taking it 'personal' calling 3bets when its an easy fold- this is a -massive leak to me
-too many silly hero calls coz i has tp or mp even tho my reads are xyz
calling too many turn bets vrs wrong ppls
-not having a plan
-and not fighting for enough MW pots

even in winning sessions, wee mistakes costing 5-10bb add up to 1/2bis that would make a big difference to my win rate
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also

this was a good read

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/39...y-long-838950/

anyways, enough of that bollix

could only fit in a 25mins session in, and boom, up 5.5BIs, out-****ing standing imo

even at that, i spews 1/2 BI in one badly played hand imo, his c/r range on the turn and bomb the river is ALWAYS 6x here

i think the best line was

fold pre, fold pre, fold pre
this seems nittish, but no-one is positional aware at nl10 at this network, very few ppl are stealing blinds, they are playing there hands, this dude, was a unknown, but still its a fold

flop is normal, im probably c/f, which makes the call pre more ******ed imo, as i need to be attacking boards when i call over 3bet

turn- i lead small-which proabbly can enduce, but i just basically wanted to fold out all his air, plus i have good equity, when he raises, its a either 6x or flush draw, maybe overpair played stupid,

river, SNAP FOLD, relevative hand strenght is ****, given turn action, ******ED CALL IMO

ooo, he was an unknown fwiw, no hands on him at all 8 in total, he played 3 weeeeeee

so i personally think i ****ed every street up including bet sizing, **** this im **** at pokers

MicroGaming - €0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BB: €11.09
UTG: €22.30
MP: €7.19
CO: €3.78
BTN: €14.08
Hero (SB): €10.00

Hero posts SB €0.05, BB posts BB €0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: €0.15) Hero has 8 A

fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to €0.40, Hero calls €0.35, fold

Flop: (€0.90, 2 players) 7 4 3
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (€0.90, 2 players) 5
Hero bets €0.40, BTN raises to €1.70, Hero calls €1.30

River: (€4.30, 2 players) 2
Hero checks, BTN bets €3.50, Hero calls €3.50



Another butchered hand imo

Lag open, i set mine, complete ****** calls

flop, i hit the nuts, IP but its very wet, this should be a c/r imo, the lag cbet is standard, i decided to call to keep in the ****** in, but i still think maybe c.r was better,

i have top set on a 3 to striaght flush draw board. but with a ****** and a lag, and im IP, so i thought to call, to play the turn mainly coz i was IP, but i knew there was a lot of scare cards

when the ****** donks, this is tp every single time, this is how he was playing, he was donking strong all his tp hands, it was the way he was playing, when the lag flats, its a simple jam, as the lag range was overpairs, and draws, and i thought he would snap call these

river bricks one of the many **** cards that could have come, yet i will, still unsure about flop, but the ******, was the target, tho i suppose every ****er is the mark, hehehe

MicroGaming - €0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

SB: €14.52
BB: €18.88
UTG: €4.24
MP: €2.99
CO: €23.12
Hero (BTN): €10.84

SB posts SB €0.05, BB posts BB €0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: €0.15) Hero has 5 5

fold, fold, CO raises to €0.40, Hero calls €0.40, SB calls €0.35, fold

Flop: (€1.30, 3 players) 5 3 4
SB checks, CO bets €0.90, Hero calls €0.90, SB calls €0.90

Turn: (€4.00, 3 players) 9
SB bets €3.00, CO calls €3.00, Hero raises to €9.54 and is all-in, SB calls €6.54, fold

River: (€26.08, 2 players) 2




bankroll- 167 euro
rb- 5 euro

good luck op, your writing style is very interesting btw. how come I didn't see this b4

wohohoho, played another very good session this time ending up 1bi for an hours work, not too bad

I thinks i value betted outstanding the night, and got max value, even a super 1/4 bet vrs a burst draw to tempt the **** to call, and he did, wankabox, .....also think i sized alot of my cbets to either value bet or get the ****ing job done, ie make the **** fold, worked a treat!!!

ANWAY, getting my head from my arse checks, i made two massive mistakes

first one, meh, i called a 3bet OOP with a misclick, hit tp, called the cbet, and folded to a big turn bet, over all instead of losing 3bb, it cost me 23bb, **** u misclick

ooo, villian was a nit, making the misclick, even more FUUUUU, i hate paying nits moneys, he had like 0% 3bet 100 hands, ******aments imo

MicroGaming - €0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BTN: €23.86
SB: €6.66
BB: €5.85
UTG: €16.41
Hero (CO): €15.19

SB posts SB €0.05, BB posts BB €0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: €0.15) Hero has Q J

fold, Hero raises to €0.30, BTN raises to €0.90, fold, fold, Hero calls €0.60

Flop: (€1.95, 2 players) J 7 4
Hero checks, BTN bets €1.45, Hero calls €1.45

Turn: (€4.85, 2 players) K
Hero checks, BTN bets €3.65, fold



second **** up, was a massive massive massive WTF are doing moment, where after the hand, i thought it all through,
mistake one, calling pre was meh, actually it wasnt that bad, probably standard call at nl10
mistake two, to my ****ing horror, i floated OOP, wtf was i thinking about
mistake three, actually it was ok, i dont mind the c/r he bets so ****ing small i thought he was fos, however, once he calls, this is where i should STOP, he has an ace or better every time, hes not calling a c/r without a strong hand, so this brings up the biggest mistake
mistake four, WHAT THE **** WAS I BETTING THIS RIVER FOR!!!!!!!!!!! hes strong, im king high, its a c/f **** ****ING happens imo

post it note being made, just because u made one mistake, doesnt mean u have to make several more, we dont have to win every ****ing hand

MicroGaming - €0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (SB): €10.00
BB: €14.82
UTG: €9.90
CO: €16.78
BTN: €11.27

Hero posts SB €0.05, BB posts BB €0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: €0.15) Hero has K Q

fold, fold, BTN raises to €0.30, Hero calls €0.25, fold

Flop: (€0.70, 2 players) 3 4 6
Hero checks, BTN bets €0.30, Hero calls €0.30

Turn: (€1.30, 2 players) A
Hero checks, BTN bets €0.70, Hero raises to €2.00, BTN calls €1.30

River: (€5.30, 2 players) J
Hero bets €3.00, BTN raises to €8.67 and is all-in, fold



anyways, this thread is starting to turn into, lets slate the **** out of me.com, so i open up poker tracker three, look at my biggest winning hand, ffs, it was only 60bbs, the next one down was 30bbs, im winning a **** ton of small pots

hand plays it self,
typical button open vrs a nit and a part time fish
he donks pot, we call, no need to scare him away, turn the nuts, he bets small, i thought about raising, but **** it, hes a tard, ive the nuts, so i call, he bets big river, easy lol dance, give someone a high 5, and jam

MicroGaming - €0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (BTN): €11.42
SB: €25.25
BB: €6.83
UTG: €37.21
CO: €10.00

SB posts SB €0.05, BB posts BB €0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: €0.15) Hero has 5 K

fold, fold, Hero raises to €0.30, fold, BB calls €0.20

Flop: (€0.65, 2 players) J 5 5
BB bets €0.60, Hero calls €0.60

Turn: (€1.85, 2 players) K
BB bets €0.90, Hero calls €0.90

River: (€3.65, 2 players) Q
BB bets €3.60, Hero raises to €9.62 and is all-in, BB calls €1.43 and is all-in



ok then

bankroll- 177 euro
rakeback- 5 euro

so nearly got 20bis for the standard amount for 2+2 standards, whoop whoop, and i started off with 5bis too

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inb4 sick sample size
inb4 nice cheese burgers
inb4 nice run good

and its euros, not dollars

I approve of this thread.

ship the cheeseburgers.

sup mark, didn't know about this thread until now lol, glglgl
also only 5 ****'s in the OP, nicely done :P

tytyty
i dunno whats more sadder, the fact theres only 5 ****, or the fact i went back to read and thought about counting them, ahahaha