Vegas Redux, Part 3
"
Now don't go thinking about who the better poker player is, because I could just as easily tell a hundred stories that make Ace look good and me look like a chump. And what's the moral? What I'm saying is this--there is no reality, it all depends on how I present what is and how I cloud it. And the answer doesn't matter." --Jesse May,
Shut up and Deal
Monday evening. I sit at a reg-infested table at the Aria, dwelling on the eventful weekend behind me. After Saturday's trip to Fremont Street, on Sunday Jared and I destroyed another buffet (the Bellagio's) and poker room (the Venetian's). Well, at least Jared did. After crushing the game for another grand, he flew back to Boston with a glistening bracelet for his girlfriend and plenty of hundos left over to purchase tasty treats for Flynn, the ultimate dog.
I was still in Vegas. I had already played a morning session at Harrahs, where the game revolved around a drunken Hispanic birthday-boy, Jose, who'd been drinking since the previous night. The guy was a disaster, a walking cliche straight from a Vegas comedy or gambling-awareness pamphlet: he slurred his words, infuriated the dealers, spilled chips, snoozed in his chair, busted, took a smoke break and rebought, busted again. Finally, he groggily limped into the midday sunshine to suck down another cigarette and confront his angry girlfriend. Happy birthday, Jose.
Winners Talk, Losers Walk
"
This game is a woman, and it's a tremendous whore" --Seat Nine
Seat One was a pro. Although he used to play higher, Seat Three was the best player at the table. Seat Five had made a TV final table (he was all over Youtube). Seat Seven was a pro. Seat Eight was a pro. Seat Nine wasn't a pro; he was a mother****ing killer, a canny veteran waiting to devour Seat Eight's chips.
Scanning the situation from Seat Six, I considered table-changing. But I decided to stay. For the last month I had been exploiting bad players. I needed to improve at exploiting regs. And I was curious to see just how good these "pros" at the Aria were.
Seat Eight, a mid-twenties black guy dressed in a multicolored plaid shirt, raised from the button. Seat Nine, a disgruntled French man in his fifties, called from the small blind.
"Want to check it down?" he asked after seeing the A
3
K
flop.
"Sorry, sir," said Eight. "I have a hand."
The flop went check/bet/call, the J
turn went check/check. On the river, a T
, Eight potted the river. Nine tanked and leaned forward, scrutinizing his tablemate. Eight covered his mouth, breathed heavily, averted his eyes, gave off every weak tell that he could--and eventually induced a call from A3.
"Just the nuts," Eight said, showing KQ. Never one to pass up the chance to needle, he giggled. "Well played, sir. Nice job betting your hand when it was good."
Eight had been bantering with everyone at the table, me included, and had built a special rapport with Seat Three, a white-haired retired cop at the other end of the table. They'd played many times before. Three had played tightly, limping or calling the pots that he entered. So when he backraised a squeeze in middle position, his hand was (or should have been) face-up as AA/KK. Seat Six, a long-haired televised TV final tabler, wasn't convinced. He shoved.
"
Call." Three instantly flipped over aces. Six nodded grimly. Suddenly he stood to lose a six hundred dollar pot.
The board ran out terribly for black aces--K
Q
J
J
9
--but Seat Six continued to nod grimly. He slowly slid his cards face-down towards the muck.
The table wondered: What the hell did he reraise with?
Eight giggled. "How can you have nothing on that board?"
Six paused. He leaned forward, studying the community cards, and exposed his hand.
Pocket tens. His straight was good.
Three rocketed out of his chair and pointed a quivering finger at Eight. "You've got a
big mouth. A
big mouth!" He stormed away.
Table talk oscillated between whether Eight was out of line ("I made a mistake, I shouldn't have said anything," he said, a hurt look in his eyes) and the fact that Three, a one-time high stakes player, was a whiny bitch ("he had it coming").
After a few minutes, Eight went to apologize to Three, and the table talk shifted. "Let me tell you something," said Nine, his eyes glinting, "I don't want your money--or your money--or yours--" he jabbed his finger at each of our stacks, then looked at Eight's-- "I want
his money."
"I have played cards for many, many years," he said proudly, "And I'm waiting for the right moment to
pounce!"
His chance never came. Eight returned, Nine left for dinner, and the table talk shifted again--to Nine's status as uber-donk.
By the time I racked up for the night, I had a much different impression of the table. The "pros" were mediocre; a few were terrible. All the while players came and went, perceptions shifted, minds changed, and the game whirred like an unhinged merry-go-round.
And what about Seat Six? Six, I assure you, was a solid TAG, rarely getting out of line except to isolate weak players--especially Nine--in position. In Six's final hand, after an UTG limp, he made it eighteen from the small blind. Seat Seven, who'd been playing tight, made it fifty to go with three hundred behind. Six flatted and check/folded to $75 on an A
K
7
flop.
"Just one time," Seven said. The J
and 5
fluttered across the felt.
"You've been squeezing too much," explained Seven.
"Ah," said Six.
Last edited by bob_124; 12-02-2014 at 05:27 PM.