Degens gonna degen. OP, have you ever built a roll before and gone busto?

Keep working on your game! Glad to see you getting some rungood.

Yo Krab nice that you are doing well but check your spelling and use a damn apostrophe before I come poaching on you in the low limit room and stuff 20 lead filled chips in your mouth.

I was grinding the 1/2 40 buyin game with my Beets by Dre on, looking pro and **** when I see you spelled "per se" for "per say" as I looked down at 97 clubs. The Amygdala in my head jolted in fear and trembling and disgust and the only thing I could do is shove, had about 225 cause I've been crushing the game. What the **** am I thinking I asked myself? It's already too late as a guy with jj slowly moves his 117 stack in three motions and flop comes aj4. You made me lose and I blame you. You are so bad and I wish you go busto before the Chinese restaurants take down their new year signs.

OP are you trying to rewrite history? Make me look like a punk in this community of punk degens? The nerve.

Post # 169 ITT bruh. I told you I would be in SoCal in September. I laid out my terms and said I would play you HU for your entire roll and your car. This was in July dood. Where were you?

Oh yea, in the gutter shooting smack. Winner.

You didn't post until December - 6 months later - and confirmed that you went busto, went on a drug bender, blah blah blah sob story, living with gf. Was I supposed to show up at your card room expecting you to be there to play for your roll when you hadn't posted for months after post # 169? Oh wait, you didn't have a roll because it went up your arm.

Anywho, I digress. I will be at the Wynn from July 3rd through the 7th. If you want to play HU, it has to be for your entire roll and it has to be escrowed at least 2 weeks ahead of time. This assumes that you don't go busto and fall off the wagon again.

Two things:

(1) yes I live in a blow up house. I physically blew air into it myself. When I didn't have all the air, I went to a bank and applied for more air. They looked at my history, gave me the air, and took a lien on the blow up house. See OP it is my house, not my gf's apartment. When you become an adult, you will understand what I am saying.

(2) Since you are "killing it" with a "few hundred bucks," perhaps you should . . . not really sure what to say here but just wanted to point out that this is pathetically poor. LOLOLOL.

I like this thread.

Oh no he didn't!!!

Why take money off the guy though? You'll ruin his life, his gf will dump him...

Although wouldn't your br be way bigger? So it's a bigger risk for him then you.

^^FACT

An american who knows (and demands) the correct spelling of per se ??


Also this thread is becoming funnier with every page, all we need now is a legit HU4rollz battle which seems to be in the making as we speak. Or, you know, Kingkrab could admit he just got told six ways to sunday by legallyshoved and move on with his life and crush the live pokers

He challenged me and tried to rewrite history. KK has already ruined his life, and I firmly believe that the best time to kick a man is when he is down.

And I don't have a bank roll for poker. #RecFish4Life

You don't have to state the obvious sir.
I'm gonna assume you're going to Vegas later this year to try to moneymaker luckbox a tournament. There are plenty of donkaments here for LAPC, so please come here soon. Also about your stakes, I'm suuuuper positive I'd eliminate you. But even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes. I'd even be willing to gamble near half my roll, 5k, 5/10 blinds. Minimum 4 hours or someone busts, after that you can rack up whenever.

Please play HU4Rollz! Give the people what they want!

*smack my head*

And people wonder why we have wars. Ego is as ego does.

Assumption wrong bro. No tournaments for me. Much too time consuming. Prefer to go to Vegas for cash games, fine dining, and degeneracy.

Anywho, I made my offer and the terms aren't changing. Your entire roll and it has to be escrowed 2 weeks prior. 5/10, 200bb buyins, I match your roll, and we play until somebody busts.

You issued the challenge bro and I am coming more than half way. Wynn or nothing.

You yellow, McFly?

So I guess you're a wannabe lawyer and wannabe pro poker player but you don't have what it takes to be either.

so many lulz. How did you come to these conclusions? Please explain. Was it a thorough analysis of my posts ITT?

Lulz. So. Many. Lulz.

Just get the measuring tape out dudes and end this.

Conversely, do HU4ROLLZ and livestream it so we can all be entertained (Y)

Can I join in...who wants to play heads up ?

I'll play if you want! I only play 2nl though. ^_^

Probably not worth your time.

Who will confirm the measurements?

Obviously, your main purpose on 2p2 is to troll because your own life is such *****. Fortunately for me, I have goals that I'm achieving, a roof over my head, a nice sweet girl, and a couple good friends that always have my back. I don't believe you are offering "real stakes" because you know that playing for an entire roll would be nonsense and the worst BRM, and so I'll take note of some of my better fellow 2p2ers and keep a good BRM.

You're all talk. I could totally lie to you and say my BR is at 2k, and play for my entire "roll." But I'm not about that, and I'm not about you. Thank you for being my number 1 fan and continuing to read about my life, because without villains like you I might not have the drive to become the best. I also thank you, for being a live poker fish, because without you, my bread and butter would significantly diminish.

Back to some poker, last night was a Tuesday night, started the grind at about 7 in the PM and ended at around 1 AM. 1 orbit in, I have a bluffy image as I took down a pot with pocket 66 with a check raise on a Q high flop and showed the "bluff."

About an orbit later, I look down to see KK in the Big Blind. 4 limpers, including Villain5 (middle eastern looking old man, large stack probably about 1k in front of him), comes back to Hero (stack at 290)

I make it 30 on the BB, V5 calls, another caller after.

I flop top set, so easy, K97

I bet 25. V5 instantly raises me to 75. Limper folds. Now back to me.

Since I have a super bluffy image, I feel like I can shove here with the nuts to represent *****, maybe a FD and get value. So I ship 200+ all in.

V5, although he is spazzy, thinks for a second or two. I ask if he has the King, feigning weakness that I may be afraid of top pair. He calls. He has KJ

I keep my hand hidden til I scoop the pot.
I'm 97% to win favorite!

Turn is Q. River is a 10.

K97QT.

V5 wins $670 dollar pot with a 1 card straight. GG





I bought back in, made some great plays, flopped 2 pair that turned into a full house against a newb that shoved river with a straight on a paired and flushy board and got tons of value. All in all, I'm up 400 for last night. But it still stings knowing it could have been a 1K+ night for me.

97% to win. that's twice in 2 months. Unfvckingbelievable.

[/QUOTE] 1orbit in, I have a bluffy image as I took down a pot with pocket 66 with a check raise on a Q high flop and showed the "bluff." [/QUOTE]

I don't know of you really pick up a bluffy image from one orbit through and that one hand.

[/QUOTE] 97% to win. that's twice in 2 months. Unfvckingbelievable. [/QUOTE]

If this only happened to you twice in two months you're either lucky or not playing enough poker. If you can't handle it, don't play poker.

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Maybe the runner runner straight is just some slow roll Karma. I hate when people won't table their hand when all in. Especially when they have the nuts.

Cool story bro. So you won't be in Vegas in early June to take advantage of what you call the Moneymaker wannabes playing the donkaments. Seems like you are losing value, no?

So, King Krab challenges legallyShoved to a HU battle. legallyShoved puts forth terms but King Krab is too busy chasing the dragon to respond. Now, KK thinks he's all high and mighty and a great poker player when not even a year ago you were a homeless busted junkie. LOL

Seriously KK, you need to pump the brakes some. You seem to be doing better for yourself, and that's great, but you're also some variance and fight with your gf away from living in that Prius of yours.

Well OP made a fair challenge yours is just silly, how is he supposed to escrow 100% of his roll 2 weeks in advance? You know he can't make it and that's why I believe you make those terms.