Title says it all.
My super hot girlfriend who also plays poker, thinks that I am beyond terrible regardless of what my results may be.

My name on GlobalPoker is Muztard. I play 1-2 and 2-4 PLO
I also sprinkle in the occasional tournaments.

April was a good month for me and I need some motivation for May.
The 1st goal for this thread will be to make 10k in May from PLO.

I have only put in 2 short sessions this month.
Currently +403 for May

There won’t be much strategy talk if any in this thread.
All I’m going to say is that imo nobody plays PLO properly.
At least not the whales that I play with

I will do an update later with some more info and also my summer plans which include winning at least 2 big PLO events.

going to need some pictures of your super hot gf

this

Hahaha we will have to see about that.
If you go to the RUNITUP website and look at event number 1 gallery she is right there wearing a grey hat.

Put in a short session late last night.
+$1140 and change for the month now.

Short session this morning before work.
Started down $400 or so running aces full into quads.
Should’ve bet folded the river but made a bad call.
Grinded back to even and then quit.
Plus $1139 overall for the month.

tip: don't talk about the hotness of your girlfriend.

Thread might get confusing if his girlfriend's name is April, May or June.

Played a session while my kids were napping.
Ran hot. Games were good.
+2065 overall for the month

u sound like you're trolling myself from the future... freaky

I played 1 more session where I started up around $400. It was then that the wheels fell off. Bad play along with being a little unlucky resulted in a -$370 session I believe. I will update the exact number tomorrow.

Along with super hot gf pics or you lose most followers of this thread

+4911 for the month currently.
I haven’t gotten to put in as much volume as I would like but real life stuff and the kids come first.

I am excited for Sunday. I will get to play the $100 40k guarantee and also the $200 100k guarantee on global. I requested the day off from work.

I leave for Vegas on June 3rd. I will be doing 4 days a week for the whole month of June.
My plan is to put my girlfriend in the daily deep stack at the rio and probably the colossus.
I’m going to spend my time playing PLO cash anywhere from 1-2 to 5-10.
I’m thinking the aria 2-5 with a rock will be a happy medium.
Also planning on playing the $800 PLO Bounty at Venetian
And the $1600 6max PLO as well.

I really wanted to do a detailed plan and give some more background but I just don’t have the time right now.
Best of luck at the tables fellas

yeah need pics of GF or im unsubbing

why do you need pics when you can just do a few clicks and find hot girls all nude online?

Wow what a horrible post you're an absolute moron.

We don't care about seeing his GF, we want to see if he's telling the truth. When you make bold claims about your super hot gf gatta back it up

i love my milfs.

Goals? Challenges? Just trying to convince wifey you don't suck? I want this to go somewhere, but I'm not yet convinced.

Haha you guys are too much... maybe it will help if I have my “girlfriend” come in this thread and talk to you boys.
She already thinks I’m nuts.
I’ll ask her after she wakes up.
She’s naked right now.

You don't have a gf, do you?

I mean that's great and all, but without pics "she" could just be one of your alt accounts.

I think you're catfishing us.

was your gf born a girl?

Whoah. Calm down friend. She'll be here.

If you're not going to talk strategy then that's fine - I understand not wanting to share strategy with the PLO fish - but at least give us some interesting stories about your sessions, rather than only giving us results.

For example, how did you feel after playing an 8hr session? Were there any degenerates at the table? Did anything amusing happen? Do your games revolve around one big whale or is it just a whole table full of fairly bad players?