750 tier credits. And I think you earn like 1 or 2 tier credits per hour at the tables or something like that. It doesn't quite make sense to me either.

Saw a pretty big rattlesnake on the trail today, about 3 or 4 feet long. Only got one bad pic of it because he was hiding in the grass.

Snake In The Grass.

these land just feet outside my back door on my dock next to my boat every friggin morning. They are huuuugee. Tall lanky mfers. They also spook incredibly easily. If you want to watch them you have to be silent. Sometimes they have a fish with them lol

They look like part dinosaur. This particular bird was about 3 1/2 or 4 feet tall. Scary. The way it stalked around was creepy too. I was watching a lot of videos of heron eating baby ducks and anything else it wanted on youtube. Mean-ass birds.

Speaking of mean-ass birds, a Florida man was killed by a Cassowary the other day. These things are actual dinosaurs.

Yay! Finally read through the thread and can reply.

Go Rick! Go Rick! Go Rick!

(from a former roommate and former Gaucho)

dude you started a story about an uneventful ceasar salad order with "boy do I have a story". step your story game up youre better than that

Thanks buddy, let's hang out soon. If you're still halfway to Vegas I'll see you on the way out there for sure.

Damn, I thought that lady calling me 'boy' again was a good story. From my perspective, this lady is a complete *****. I asked her not to call me boy the first time, she can call me sir or by my name. I don't understand why that would be a problem for her. She calls me boy again (while she has my player's card so she can read my name). She is obtuse. Next time she gets called over to serve me I'm going to look her straight in her face and say plainly "I want a different server, I don't like you". Because I don't trust this crazy ass ***** at this point not to spit in my food or something. And I tip too well to get bad service and be insulted. It's nuts to call someone something after they've asked you not to. **** that *****.

I'm an animal lover and I don't feel even a little sad when a bird smashes into my window or car or whatever. **** birds. It's us or them imo.

Cool to look at though

man, i c how little things put out anger. anger at pokertables are devil. just ignore this punk ass ***** jin tok waiteress with all the arronce you have. its not she woh will pay your wine and bread to survive. focus on important things. she's just an asian waiteress get ****ed from a small asien cock. who cares.

make he moneyz at the table.

Lol. I used to own a pet cockatoo as a kid. They are ok. I don't like to see anything die. Except mosquitoes. But most bugs I will go out of my way to help. But yeah I got a hierarchy of animals in my mind. Anyone who owns a pet snake(reptile) who they feed mice(mammals) is a psychopath in my mind. I have yet to meet a person who owns a snake who isn't a ****ed up person. Because when I see a snake and a mouse my instinct is to kill the snake and save the mouse. 65million years ago my great great great times 50million grandpa was some kind of mouse like creature. If a snake kills him, I'm never born.

I wasn't even upset this time, just amused really. Like when you see a crazy homeless person spouting random nonesense, if they say something mean to you it doesn't mean anything. I realize she's really stupid or really mean and either way I'm done interacting with her.

I get to the Coffee Bean and for some reason I think to look at my odometer and I see 187,666. What does it mean? I think the devil wants me to murder somebody? Or god wants me to murder evil? Or it's just a coincidence? Hmmmmm.... Probably number one.

those focking symbols are crazy sometimes when you recognice the meaning. scary **** and never provoke the evil....im really drunk but i gonna start to belive in things like that. not the good or the bad or god vs evil but there is some transparent world we cant c and never provoke things from the other side.

if i think like that do we have a soul after dead or its finished.
you smoke alot, often alone do you had some creepy situations in your life? native americans smoked weed to see the other dimension.....

Sounds goood.

Not seeing nearly as many session posts with nearly as much frequency as you used to... Are you still playing often?

What is your current roll at?

Just finished this thread from start to finish, wow what a journey. The only thing more entertaining than reading these updates must be living them. Godspeed to you SimpleRick

Results 4/25: -$20
Results 4/30: +$220

Played the freeroll and didn't cash. But I got a nice watch for free as the player gift that I'm going to give to my mom for mother's day.

Not playing as much because I'm catsitting for my grandma until mother's day. But I'm off my lazy ass today and I'm gonna play. Roll not looking good currently. I'm losing money on the year and spending money too. Will make more vlogs soon with my graf.

Thank you. I'm loving life right now, I've got some ideas for the future that I'm definitely going to turn into reality. Should be fun.

What video games do you play when you're just chillin? if you play League of Legends or Counter Strike Global Offensive (CS:GO) im down to get a game sometime.

Results 5/3: +$855

My confidence levels at the 5/5 game are very high. The players are so much worse.

PUBG mostly with some Starcraft 2 sprinkled in.

Turning a set feels soooo much better than flopping it.

Three Sixes

Hero UTG+1 (covers) 6h6
Villain 1 UTG (~350) ??
Villain 2 MP (~500) ??

Villain 1 limps, we limp, villain 2 raises to 25, 4 people call in front of us and we call closing the action.

Flop ($125) AT3hhd

Everyone checks.

Turn ($125) 6d

Couple of checks to me and I bet 125. Everyone folds back to Villain 1 who thinks about it for a solid 2 or 3 minutes. He eventually goes all-in for a couple hundred more or with whatever he has and we make the snap call and flip over our set. Pretty sure he's drawing dead 90%+ of the time here.

River Blank and we win. More to come today back to the grindstone.

Also I'm currently writing a book because unsuccessful author sounds more interesting than delusional poker player and at some point I realized I'm not constrained from using foul language in it. So now I'm having a lot of fun throwing around ****s left and right for no reason. Profanity rules!

Results 5/5: -$30

Cinco de Mayo. Chicken enchiladas. A nice British fellow named Jordan introduced himself to me from the adjacent table. He said he was a 2p2 lurker and that he enjoyed my thread. Well, thanks for not being a lurker in real life Jordan =D. And if it's your first time in America, let me give you some pointers. First of all, you got the freedom of speech here. So go ahead and call a police officer the 'n' word. Plus ten points if he's black. When he asks you what the hell is going on just explain you're from England and you aren't used to it, I'm sure he'll understand. Go ahead and casually deny the holocaust in conversation. You're free now!!! You've made it!!!! But seriously I hope you enjoy LA and America and you probably shouldn't call anybody the 'n' word.

ok but would you REALLY be the rich we've all come to know if you didn't continually play in games that you shouldn't be playing?

Any progress on getting on LATB?

Thanks man....I'll keep that in mind

Results 5/7: -$590

Wee man van life. Sound familiar?



Right. Gazzy's back in town so I'll be jumping in the 5/T action for sure.

Nah, not yet.