Excellent TR man! Rough session, but these things happen. Hope it's a money print summer for you overall.

The bit about sitting behind him eating wantan soup gave me a good laugh.

Grade A post. Quality stuff


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op must have succumbed to vegas and all it's pleasures haha

Glad you all like the trip report! Currently midway through my third losing day in a row. Yesterday I spewed a bit but other than that I think I'm playing well.

Within an hour tonight at the Venetian I've been felted for 1k. 7 handed I open 56dd utg. Reg to my left calls, new player, absolutely beautiful reg looking Asian lady calls, bb reg calls. 67qddx. I cbet 55 into 80, reg calls, Asian lady makes it 180 with about 400 behind. Given I know **** all about her and we block 66 and she surely squeezes qq pre we jam. Reg takes 4 seconds and calls, Asian lady calls.

Reg obv has qq, Asian lady has 66. No diamond in sight.

Lost about 5k last 3 days. On the plus side I got a picture with David Tuchman. Swings and roundabouts.

Happy for hand critique but keep it friendly as I'm on Amazon looking for nooses rn.

Lmao the next hand, the very next hand, Asian honey straddles utg, guy limps, we look down at AA, we make it 50, she calls, utg jams for about 350 we re jam and she folds and I announce aces and he mucks on 8 high turn.

I then grin, point at my cards and say to Asian lady "please straddle more!" She looks at me as if I just told her I wanted to lick her *******.

Few hands later. Asia limps utg, slobappotomus who had ak when I had AA limps also, we look down at KsK in bb and make it 30. J85sss. We bet 65 into 95, manboobs makes it 165 we jam for 362 eff, spade turn and AsJx is goooooood.

In for 2.1, got 1 in front of me. Standby for more rage updates.

Swear to God I'm not making this up. Few hands later we get black AA and 3b to 65 vs 40 yo American reg who has 550 eff. 888 flop I bet 70, 9 turn I bet 120 he jams I snap and show and he just gets up and leaves.

#swongs

Chips are ****ing flying.

Open 55 utg, noodles calls, sb who is a decent ish reg squeezes to 70, I tell him I'm gonna get him this time, HU to 582dd. He bets 90 we call. Kx turn he x we bet 225. He calls. Ad river he x I x/b and stupidly announce my hand and win. 1.6k eff to start the hand.

Fold flop imo. We have not so good equity vs their flop raise range - also in lollivepoker when someone raises flop after a bet and a call, they typically remove a significant portion of the draws from their range. Best case scenario for us vs sexy asian girlie is they have better flush draw + 1/2 overs and our equity is **** house anyway. Most of the time we lose to sets/2p 100% of the time.

Gr8 updates tho keep em coming < 3

pics of sexy american asian chicks asap pls

Loving the updates haha


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Young kid makes it 20, I make it 65 w jj, mantits makes it 175 w 600 behind. I just ship and he takes like 6 seconds and goes OK I'll call. AA. -1400. As I'm cutting it out the kid that opened is trying to tell me how his deuces woulda won.

Rebought but I think I'll gg soon. I've had a couple of tough spots tonight but haven't tilted or played badly at all. Feel a little sense of injustice lately

-500. Guy limps, American kid makes it 10 and starts pretending like he didn't mean to (total bs). I call btn w qjcc. 5 way to the flop. K82cc. Someone leads out, he calls, I call, 3 ways to the turn. Td, x to kid who jams for 205, only I call. Club river, cyaaaa.

Next hand a **** ton of clicking and I turn a j high flush vs a dude w a smaller flush, baby spade river obv.

Will grind this out as it'll be thoroughly satisfying to rostucko. Literally **** everyone at this table, Gazzy about to smash you all.

Edit, -750... thought I had a stack of greens but it was 90% red and just a few greens on top. Running so bad.

Limp, limp, new guy to the table makes it 25, we call btn w 5s5x. 4 ways flop is 227ssx. X to me I bet 65 for protection. Folded to new guy who makes it 165. Makes absolutely no sense and his neck is bursting out of his skin. I call. 6s turn, he has about 500 behind, I think about betting but spr is meh and I don't know anything about this dude. I'd effectively be turning my hand into a bluff and that makes no sense coz I thought he was fos. Decide to x. River qc and he leads 275. I stare at him, his necks going mad, I take about 2 mins and make a pretty sick hero call. He bows his head, sighs and says you're good.

And then turns over red kq.

-1200.

LOOL

I was playing my last hand utg and won a couple of hundred so decided to stay another orbit. I'm in sb, utg makes it 15, 6 calls before me, flick in the extra 13 w j5cc. 642cc flop. X to btn (good reg) who bets 50. I think about raising but we oop, running bad and tons of idiots behind so we flat. Utg young Asian regfish calls, old old Indian man with 6 teeth calls. T turn. Fireworks. Utg decided to lead out for 125 w 200 behind, old Indian boy flats, w 625 behind, good reg makes it 500. If we perceive our flush outs to be good and obv our 3 straight outs then we have 25% equity ott and need 3/1 on our call. Utg is obv gonna flick it in and if old man calls then we're defo getting the right price. I call, utg calls, old Indian man comes to within an inch of folding but eventually calls. River is a 5 and old man leads his last 125, reg isn't happy and calls, we muck.

Utg QTcc
Old Indian guy who nearly ****ing folded 66
Good reg 22

Fine way to cap off a dismal day. -1810.

Real rough session but the updates are A+ so keep em coming. Get em tomorrow lad

Fwiw flush outs rarely good and if they are, often you won't have 9 of them.

Hahah these reports are wicked. GL

I think j5 is a fold on the turn four ways.

65dd probably plays better as a check in that multiway pot on a board u have literally zero fold equity on

Jj vs anybody in live poker seems like a fold but I might be wrong, basing this one solely on what I ve seen in Vegas vlogs

Glgl

Loving the updates and descriptions of villains

Go get them gazzy

Glgl, enjoying the updates!

Completely agree with this.

Gazzy vegas updates

Blakman knowsss

JJ easy fold imo
J5cc compounded mistake

Live players are tight nits who wait to peddle the nuts for the most part.
Keep up the updates tho great fun