Grinding Past the Fries
06-02-2017
, 09:36 AM
06-02-2017
, 12:20 PM
https://m.facebook.com/My-WSOP-2017-...?ref=bookmarks
Pics of house here. No dick pics and definitely no milf pics!!
Playing at the Rio today. Hella nostalgic being back
Pics of house here. No dick pics and definitely no milf pics!!
Playing at the Rio today. Hella nostalgic being back
06-02-2017
, 01:05 PM
06-03-2017
, 05:14 AM
06-03-2017
, 05:21 AM
Spoiler:
06-03-2017
, 05:42 AM
06-03-2017
, 09:49 AM
Hahaha goat last few comments 
06-03-2017
, 10:48 AM
06-03-2017
, 03:10 PM
Haha literally **** you all! This prolly gonna be a fairly long update.
Copying and pasting this straight from Facey...
Went to a restaurant called the Heart Attack Grill. No salads, no diet coke etc. All the staff are dressed as nurses and you have to put on a hospital gown upon arrival. If you don't finish your meal you get spanked in front of everyone by an absolutely massive woman with a paddle. I flirted with the idea of the octupal bypass burger but settled on the triple bypass burger. I didn't realise it was the size of my ****in head. It was a struggle but I just and only just avoided the spanking.
Currently praying for death.
Sessions have been the following so far...
Venetian +1529
Venetian +319
Venetian +569
Wynn +191
Rio +180
Rio +616
Last Rio session was at like 7pm last night. Went from Rio straight to Venetian. Sat down, folded my first hand, and then DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMSSWWWWWIIIIIIIITTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHH.
Open AKcc to 20, guy to my left calls, this Asian bumboy who looks about 12 and is wearing ****ey hipster glasses and pouting his lips makes it 50 (srs), we pop it to 180 and the guy to my left tank jams. Whatever spot, 1k eff, he did a good job of selling me he had AK/QQ. His KK holds. I then spend the next hour battling at that table feeling really annoyed, and having some OMC to my right tell me all his bad jokes while I have to be nice and pretend to laugh at everything. "Oh this old man you played with was once asked why he only ever plays the nuts and responded with 'why would you play anything else'? HAHAHAHAHA".
I battle at that table for a bit, but then move to another table. It was a good table at first, but then got kinda bad, and then got ****in AMAZING. I'm seat 1, seat 8 and 9 are two absolute whales from Texas. Seat 4 has taken his wife for a night in Vegas and obviously a night in Vegas means sitting behind him watching him play poker and eating wantan soup. Other fish are coming and going. A few fun spots...
I straddle btn, regfish limps utg (700 eff), only other reg in the game who is steaming coz he's running almost as badly as I am makes it 50 (1000 eff), a fish calls (300 eff), a whale makes it 200 with about 200 behind, I peel down at 10c and in my head say "please don't be another ten please don't be anoth... ****." Rippidy rip. Regfish calls (gg), reg folds, fish who cold calls tank calls, whale snaps. On their backs...
Gazzy - 1010
Regfish - QQ
Fish - 44
Whale - AJs
Regfish wins main pot off me but whale gets their OTR w AJs. Nhnh.
Another fun spot, French guy around 24/25 sits down dressed up for the night out (contrary to the last 10 posts I am not gay but he was a fkn good looking dude). Buys in for like 250. Whale minraises utg, his whale pal calls, hero next to act makes it 50 w T9hh, Frenchie cold calls outta the big, only one whale calls (somehow). Flop 289, Frenchie donks for like 200, whale calls with 250 behind, I jam jam (whale's gonna have 1 or 2 worse 9x, **** ton of straight draws, ton of QJ/QT/ton of 8x, just gii imo. Whale folds (lol) board legit bricks out and Frenchie says to me in the dreamiest of accents "two tens".
Hero on btn w red AQo and forgets to straddle, Frenchy limps, seat 9 limps, hero makes it 30. They both call. KJ4ss. Hero bets 55, whale calls. The planets aligned, the heaven and the moon became one, and then ten of diamonds hit the turn. 150 is the bet. Texan whale starts giving it "Whaaaa soooo much sooooonnnn? I gots two pair on that turn but aaaa think you got ace queen." He calls. River 2s. About 500 in the pot I jam for like 700 eff. Fade the flush snap. He tanks and tanks and eventually folds JT face up. Excruciating.
Last hand of the night, I've been getting beaten up pretty badly. I open QQ utg. Frenchy calls, whale in seat 8 calls. 573r flop. I bet 40 into 70 and they both call. J turn. I x with the intention of x jamming. x/x/x obv. 9 river I bet 200, targetting the whale mainly here. Frenchie calls, I show and he shows 79s. At this point my crush on him is fading. I play to the next bb and eventually gg. -2270 for the night.
Pretty gutting all in all but these sessions are bound to happen! Gonna sunbathe, chill for a bit, and get going again in a few hours. Also the nutrition will be proper from here on in too. American boy staying with us in the house convinced me to go to wholefoods with him yesterday where it was $10 for 2 chicken breasts. I insisted we flip for $130 worth of groceries and obv lost.
Copying and pasting this straight from Facey...
Went to a restaurant called the Heart Attack Grill. No salads, no diet coke etc. All the staff are dressed as nurses and you have to put on a hospital gown upon arrival. If you don't finish your meal you get spanked in front of everyone by an absolutely massive woman with a paddle. I flirted with the idea of the octupal bypass burger but settled on the triple bypass burger. I didn't realise it was the size of my ****in head. It was a struggle but I just and only just avoided the spanking.
Currently praying for death.
Sessions have been the following so far...
Venetian +1529
Venetian +319
Venetian +569
Wynn +191
Rio +180
Rio +616
Last Rio session was at like 7pm last night. Went from Rio straight to Venetian. Sat down, folded my first hand, and then DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMSSWWWWWIIIIIIIITTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHH.
Open AKcc to 20, guy to my left calls, this Asian bumboy who looks about 12 and is wearing ****ey hipster glasses and pouting his lips makes it 50 (srs), we pop it to 180 and the guy to my left tank jams. Whatever spot, 1k eff, he did a good job of selling me he had AK/QQ. His KK holds. I then spend the next hour battling at that table feeling really annoyed, and having some OMC to my right tell me all his bad jokes while I have to be nice and pretend to laugh at everything. "Oh this old man you played with was once asked why he only ever plays the nuts and responded with 'why would you play anything else'? HAHAHAHAHA".
I battle at that table for a bit, but then move to another table. It was a good table at first, but then got kinda bad, and then got ****in AMAZING. I'm seat 1, seat 8 and 9 are two absolute whales from Texas. Seat 4 has taken his wife for a night in Vegas and obviously a night in Vegas means sitting behind him watching him play poker and eating wantan soup. Other fish are coming and going. A few fun spots...
I straddle btn, regfish limps utg (700 eff), only other reg in the game who is steaming coz he's running almost as badly as I am makes it 50 (1000 eff), a fish calls (300 eff), a whale makes it 200 with about 200 behind, I peel down at 10c and in my head say "please don't be another ten please don't be anoth... ****." Rippidy rip. Regfish calls (gg), reg folds, fish who cold calls tank calls, whale snaps. On their backs...
Gazzy - 1010
Regfish - QQ
Fish - 44
Whale - AJs
Regfish wins main pot off me but whale gets their OTR w AJs. Nhnh.
Another fun spot, French guy around 24/25 sits down dressed up for the night out (contrary to the last 10 posts I am not gay but he was a fkn good looking dude). Buys in for like 250. Whale minraises utg, his whale pal calls, hero next to act makes it 50 w T9hh, Frenchie cold calls outta the big, only one whale calls (somehow). Flop 289, Frenchie donks for like 200, whale calls with 250 behind, I jam jam (whale's gonna have 1 or 2 worse 9x, **** ton of straight draws, ton of QJ/QT/ton of 8x, just gii imo. Whale folds (lol) board legit bricks out and Frenchie says to me in the dreamiest of accents "two tens".
Hero on btn w red AQo and forgets to straddle, Frenchy limps, seat 9 limps, hero makes it 30. They both call. KJ4ss. Hero bets 55, whale calls. The planets aligned, the heaven and the moon became one, and then ten of diamonds hit the turn. 150 is the bet. Texan whale starts giving it "Whaaaa soooo much sooooonnnn? I gots two pair on that turn but aaaa think you got ace queen." He calls. River 2s. About 500 in the pot I jam for like 700 eff. Fade the flush snap. He tanks and tanks and eventually folds JT face up. Excruciating.
Last hand of the night, I've been getting beaten up pretty badly. I open QQ utg. Frenchy calls, whale in seat 8 calls. 573r flop. I bet 40 into 70 and they both call. J turn. I x with the intention of x jamming. x/x/x obv. 9 river I bet 200, targetting the whale mainly here. Frenchie calls, I show and he shows 79s. At this point my crush on him is fading. I play to the next bb and eventually gg. -2270 for the night.
Pretty gutting all in all but these sessions are bound to happen! Gonna sunbathe, chill for a bit, and get going again in a few hours. Also the nutrition will be proper from here on in too. American boy staying with us in the house convinced me to go to wholefoods with him yesterday where it was $10 for 2 chicken breasts. I insisted we flip for $130 worth of groceries and obv lost.
06-03-2017
, 07:45 PM
Spoiler:
