I've signed for an amateur team while I'm back home, and it is full of wee neds (google image 'neds scotland' for those of you that don't know what that means). Last night we were playing, our full back is taking a throw in, I make a superb run into the box to make space, my marker goes with me, I check my run, spin out, and run towards the full back, gesturing at my feet screaming "DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!" (i.e. "throw me the ball). With 20 yards of space that I had to work my sack off to create he refuses to throw me the ball but instead says
He's on my ****ing team!