Grinding Past the Fries
08-13-2016
, 12:56 PM
Quote:
https://vid.me/G1D2
Dont think I ever posted this. Paid a street performer to let me rock out on his drums while pished outside the Bellagio in a kilt. And boy did I rock out.
Dont think I ever posted this. Paid a street performer to let me rock out on his drums while pished outside the Bellagio in a kilt. And boy did I rock out.
Take us back!
08-19-2016
, 12:22 PM
That's so weird coz I wish I could be a high stakes crusher! Let's switch lives bro
My volume has been paltry this month, slowly getting back to normal amounts now. Got this weird thing going on where I'll play about 1200 hands which takes <2 hours and I feel like I've been playing alllllll day. Motivation is not strong, but it'll get there! I've had to cash out a lot of money lately for IRL things, so getting back to 200nl is about £3,000 away, but I can win that in a week
Stars is not going well, no graph til I rostucko there!
Will update a little more regularly as the motivation to play more each day comes back.
Biggest hand of the month, vs 2 fishies iirc. Great turn <3
Also my older brother got engaged today!
My volume has been paltry this month, slowly getting back to normal amounts now. Got this weird thing going on where I'll play about 1200 hands which takes <2 hours and I feel like I've been playing alllllll day. Motivation is not strong, but it'll get there! I've had to cash out a lot of money lately for IRL things, so getting back to 200nl is about £3,000 away, but I can win that in a week
Stars is not going well, no graph til I rostucko there!
Will update a little more regularly as the motivation to play more each day comes back.
Biggest hand of the month, vs 2 fishies iirc. Great turn <3
Party, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
SB: $132.86 (132.9 bb)
BB: $447.31 (447.3 bb)
UTG: $100 (100 bb)
MP: $112.58 (112.6 bb)
CO: $103.50 (103.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): $629.71 (629.7 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BTN with 2
2
UTG folds, MP raises to $3, CO calls $3, Hero calls $3, SB raises to $16, BB folds, MP calls $13, CO calls $13, Hero calls $13
Flop: ($65) 2
T J (4 players)
SB bets $46.50, MP raises to $96.58 and is all-in, CO folds, Hero raises to $289.74, SB calls $70.36 and is all-in
Turn: ($395.30) T (3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($395.30) 3 (3 players, 2 are all-in)
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SB: $132.86 (132.9 bb)
BB: $447.31 (447.3 bb)
UTG: $100 (100 bb)
MP: $112.58 (112.6 bb)
CO: $103.50 (103.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): $629.71 (629.7 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BTN with 2
2UTG folds, MP raises to $3, CO calls $3, Hero calls $3, SB raises to $16, BB folds, MP calls $13, CO calls $13, Hero calls $13
Flop: ($65) 2
T J (4 players)SB bets $46.50, MP raises to $96.58 and is all-in, CO folds, Hero raises to $289.74, SB calls $70.36 and is all-in
Turn: ($395.30) T
(3 players, 2 are all-in)River: ($395.30) 3
(3 players, 2 are all-in)Spoiler:
Also my older brother got engaged today!
08-23-2016
, 06:15 PM
Spoiler:
Picking up a little momentum/heat now for August, hopefully continue and be back to 200nl before the end of the month.
Some hands from the last couple of days
Bzzzzt
Party, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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Hero (SB): $204.66 (204.7 bb)
BB: $115.15 (115.2 bb)
UTG: $36.08 (36.1 bb)
MP: $234.58 (234.6 bb)
CO: $99 (99 bb)
BTN: $164.51 (164.5 bb)
Preflop: Hero is SB with A 8
2 folds, CO raises to $3, BTN raises to $9.24, Hero raises to $23, 2 folds, BTN calls $13.76
Flop: ($50) 8 8 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $16.63, BTN calls $16.63
Turn: ($83.26) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $28.09, BTN calls $28.09
River: ($139.44) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $136.94 and is all-in, BTN calls $96.79 and is all-in
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Hero (SB): $204.66 (204.7 bb)
BB: $115.15 (115.2 bb)
UTG: $36.08 (36.1 bb)
MP: $234.58 (234.6 bb)
CO: $99 (99 bb)
BTN: $164.51 (164.5 bb)
Preflop: Hero is SB with A
82 folds, CO raises to $3, BTN raises to $9.24, Hero raises to $23, 2 folds, BTN calls $13.76
Flop: ($50) 8
8 5 (2 players)Hero bets $16.63, BTN calls $16.63
Turn: ($83.26) 5
(2 players)Hero bets $28.09, BTN calls $28.09
River: ($139.44) 9
(2 players)Hero bets $136.94 and is all-in, BTN calls $96.79 and is all-in
Spoiler:
OH YOU REALLY BET Tx OTT
Party, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $207.49 (207.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $273.80 (273.8 bb)
UTG: $49.69 (49.7 bb)
MP: $100 (100 bb)
CO: $57.76 (57.8 bb)
BTN: $216.92 (216.9 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with Q Q
2 folds, CO raises to $3, BTN calls $3, SB folds, Hero raises to $12.50, CO folds, BTN calls $9.50
Flop: ($28.50) 2 T 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $13.54, Hero calls $13.54
Turn: ($55.58) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $26.40, Hero calls $26.40
River: ($108.38) T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $52.69, Hero calls $52.69
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SB: $207.49 (207.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $273.80 (273.8 bb)
UTG: $49.69 (49.7 bb)
MP: $100 (100 bb)
CO: $57.76 (57.8 bb)
BTN: $216.92 (216.9 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with Q
Q2 folds, CO raises to $3, BTN calls $3, SB folds, Hero raises to $12.50, CO folds, BTN calls $9.50
Flop: ($28.50) 2
T 6 (2 players)Hero checks, BTN bets $13.54, Hero calls $13.54
Turn: ($55.58) 4
(2 players)Hero checks, BTN bets $26.40, Hero calls $26.40
River: ($108.38) T
(2 players)Hero checks, BTN bets $52.69, Hero calls $52.69
Spoiler:
Party, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $117.65 (117.7 bb)
BB: $135.12 (135.1 bb)
UTG: $47 (47 bb)
MP: $146.50 (146.5 bb)
CO: $131.52 (131.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): $241.42 (241.4 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BTN with 3 3
3 folds, Hero raises to $2, SB folds, BB raises to $6, Hero calls $4
Flop: ($12.50) 2 5 3 (2 players)
BB bets $5.94, Hero raises to $16.32, BB calls $10.38
Turn: ($45.14) 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $32.16, BB calls $32.16
River: ($109.46) Q (2 players)
BB bets $80.64 and is all-in, Hero calls $80.64
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SB: $117.65 (117.7 bb)
BB: $135.12 (135.1 bb)
UTG: $47 (47 bb)
MP: $146.50 (146.5 bb)
CO: $131.52 (131.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): $241.42 (241.4 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BTN with 3
33 folds, Hero raises to $2, SB folds, BB raises to $6, Hero calls $4
Flop: ($12.50) 2
5 3 (2 players)BB bets $5.94, Hero raises to $16.32, BB calls $10.38
Turn: ($45.14) 2
(2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $32.16, BB calls $32.16
River: ($109.46) Q
(2 players)BB bets $80.64 and is all-in, Hero calls $80.64
Spoiler:
Alright, picture the scene, it's 1am, I'm tilting like ****, blasting out some questionable 14 year old girl music like I almost always do while playing, this is the song in question...
fast forward to about 2.52 before you read the hand. Let it play. Read the hand. I called the river just as it kicks in at about 3.09. Such a ****ing moment.
Party, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
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SB: $164.47 (164.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $543.08 (543.1 bb)
MP: $113.92 (113.9 bb)
CO: $104.93 (104.9 bb)
BTN: $134.23 (134.2 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with 8 J
2 folds, BTN raises to $2, SB folds, Hero calls $1
Flop: ($4.50) 4 8 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $3.21, Hero raises to $10.63, BTN calls $7.42
Turn: ($25.76) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $18.36, Hero calls $18.36
River: ($62.48) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $103.24 and is all-in, Hero calls $103.24
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SB: $164.47 (164.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $543.08 (543.1 bb)
MP: $113.92 (113.9 bb)
CO: $104.93 (104.9 bb)
BTN: $134.23 (134.2 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with 8
J2 folds, BTN raises to $2, SB folds, Hero calls $1
Flop: ($4.50) 4
8 6 (2 players)Hero checks, BTN bets $3.21, Hero raises to $10.63, BTN calls $7.42
Turn: ($25.76) 4
(2 players)Hero checks, BTN bets $18.36, Hero calls $18.36
River: ($62.48) 2
(2 players)Hero checks, BTN bets $103.24 and is all-in, Hero calls $103.24
Spoiler:
Me calculating the ratio of flush ranges in villain's pythagoras to the nearest decimal fraction before making this bluff. All in all, the maths is solid. Just a cooler.
Party, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $208.37 (208.4 bb)
Hero (BB): $205.01 (205 bb)
UTG: $89.40 (89.4 bb)
MP: $114.81 (114.8 bb)
CO: $210.09 (210.1 bb)
BTN: $104.70 (104.7 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with J K
2 folds, CO raises to $3, BTN folds, SB calls $2.50, Hero raises to $13, CO calls $10, SB folds
Flop: ($29) Q 4 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $13.78, CO calls $13.78
Turn: ($56.56) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $31.50, CO calls $31.50
River: ($119.56) T (2 players)
Hero bets $146.73 and is all-in, CO calls $146.73
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SB: $208.37 (208.4 bb)
Hero (BB): $205.01 (205 bb)
UTG: $89.40 (89.4 bb)
MP: $114.81 (114.8 bb)
CO: $210.09 (210.1 bb)
BTN: $104.70 (104.7 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with J
K2 folds, CO raises to $3, BTN folds, SB calls $2.50, Hero raises to $13, CO calls $10, SB folds
Flop: ($29) Q
4 2 (2 players)Hero bets $13.78, CO calls $13.78
Turn: ($56.56) 6
(2 players)Hero bets $31.50, CO calls $31.50
River: ($119.56) T
(2 players)Hero bets $146.73 and is all-in, CO calls $146.73
Spoiler:
That'll suffice. Let's finish strong this month, I'm about to pass my driving test (finally) and need to buy a car!
#toottoot #beepbeep #26yearsoldandstillcant****ingdrive
08-24-2016
, 03:46 AM
08-27-2016
, 05:04 AM
Month has literally blown up in my face, in the most depressing way. This absolute cluster**** of a hand sums it up to a tee. Solid turn call bruv.
To top it all off I went out for dinner last night, got very drunk, insisted with the gf that we flip for dinner, and naturally lost. Who flips for dinner with their gf?!
**** this game
Party, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $106.42 (106.4 bb)
BB: $13.58 (13.6 bb)
Hero (UTG): $240.16 (240.2 bb)
MP: $114.09 (114.1 bb)
CO: $277.01 (277 bb)
BTN: $147.05 (147.1 bb)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9 8
Hero raises to $3, MP folds, CO raises to $9.50, 3 folds, Hero calls $6.50
Flop: ($20.50) T 6 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $11.50, Hero raises to $27, CO calls $15.50
Turn: ($74.50) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $54.62, CO calls $54.62
River: ($183.74) A (2 players)
Hero bets $149.04 and is all-in, CO calls $149.04
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SB: $106.42 (106.4 bb)
BB: $13.58 (13.6 bb)
Hero (UTG): $240.16 (240.2 bb)
MP: $114.09 (114.1 bb)
CO: $277.01 (277 bb)
BTN: $147.05 (147.1 bb)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9
8Hero raises to $3, MP folds, CO raises to $9.50, 3 folds, Hero calls $6.50
Flop: ($20.50) T
6 4 (2 players)Hero checks, CO bets $11.50, Hero raises to $27, CO calls $15.50
Turn: ($74.50) 9
(2 players)Hero bets $54.62, CO calls $54.62
River: ($183.74) A
(2 players)Hero bets $149.04 and is all-in, CO calls $149.04
Spoiler:
To top it all off I went out for dinner last night, got very drunk, insisted with the gf that we flip for dinner, and naturally lost. Who flips for dinner with their gf?!
**** this game
08-27-2016
, 05:49 AM
Quote:
Month has literally blown up in my face, in the most depressing way. This absolute cluster**** of a hand sums it up to a tee. Solid turn call bruv.
To top it all off I went out for dinner last night, got very drunk, insisted with the gf that we flip for dinner, and naturally lost. Who flips for dinner with their gf?!
**** this game
Party, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
SB: $106.42 (106.4 bb)
BB: $13.58 (13.6 bb)
Hero (UTG): $240.16 (240.2 bb)
MP: $114.09 (114.1 bb)
CO: $277.01 (277 bb)
BTN: $147.05 (147.1 bb)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9 8
Hero raises to $3, MP folds, CO raises to $9.50, 3 folds, Hero calls $6.50
Flop: ($20.50) T 6 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $11.50, Hero raises to $27, CO calls $15.50
Turn: ($74.50) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $54.62, CO calls $54.62
River: ($183.74) A (2 players)
Hero bets $149.04 and is all-in, CO calls $149.04
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
SB: $106.42 (106.4 bb)
BB: $13.58 (13.6 bb)
Hero (UTG): $240.16 (240.2 bb)
MP: $114.09 (114.1 bb)
CO: $277.01 (277 bb)
BTN: $147.05 (147.1 bb)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9
8Hero raises to $3, MP folds, CO raises to $9.50, 3 folds, Hero calls $6.50
Flop: ($20.50) T
6 4 (2 players)Hero checks, CO bets $11.50, Hero raises to $27, CO calls $15.50
Turn: ($74.50) 9
(2 players)Hero bets $54.62, CO calls $54.62
River: ($183.74) A
(2 players)Hero bets $149.04 and is all-in, CO calls $149.04
Spoiler:
To top it all off I went out for dinner last night, got very drunk, insisted with the gf that we flip for dinner, and naturally lost. Who flips for dinner with their gf?!
**** this game
Let's see that -3k stars graph
rooting for you OP
08-27-2016
, 08:18 PM
09-02-2016
, 04:02 PM
09-03-2016
, 07:01 AM
Haha all the feels for you bro 
Never had coaching, and I'm in 3 Skype groups. The most informative one is Fish Heads (doctor giving all the free strat), but by far the best one is team****ingheart. It will never die.
When I first started out I got PMs on 2p2 from guys who were at my level like ishter, TDA, birdayy etc and I started talking strat with them, forming groups, gaining contacts etc. Nowadays people rarely ask to add me on Skype any more for strat talk. Best advice I can give is find PGCs of those that are at your level and add them on Skype and form groups from there!
BANHAMMER!
Finally feeling a little bit better, and I intend to keep my promise to God for sparing my life and make it to the mother ****ing top. August was a shambles, was a wee bit tilted at one point of the graph, see if you can spot it...
Took my driving test choc full of paracetamol, ibuprofen, immodium and lucozade yesterday. I did not pass. There was one point in the test 2 minutes in when I came to a stop at a red light on a hill and was chatting away with the guy, feeling really confident and relaxed and not on the verge of defacating myself for the first time in 5 days and then the lights changed and I brought the clutch up but didn't put on enough gas and stalled and started to roll backwards and a wanker in a Suburu behind me started honking like **** and I'm trying to stop the car rolling and can't find my handbrake for some reason in all the commotion I managed to flick on the windscreen wipers and it was just pure carnage.
Re-sitting in 2 weeks.
When I first started out I got PMs on 2p2 from guys who were at my level like ishter, TDA, birdayy etc and I started talking strat with them, forming groups, gaining contacts etc. Nowadays people rarely ask to add me on Skype any more for strat talk. Best advice I can give is find PGCs of those that are at your level and add them on Skype and form groups from there!
BANHAMMER!
Finally feeling a little bit better, and I intend to keep my promise to God for sparing my life and make it to the mother ****ing top. August was a shambles, was a wee bit tilted at one point of the graph, see if you can spot it...
Took my driving test choc full of paracetamol, ibuprofen, immodium and lucozade yesterday. I did not pass. There was one point in the test 2 minutes in when I came to a stop at a red light on a hill and was chatting away with the guy, feeling really confident and relaxed and not on the verge of defacating myself for the first time in 5 days and then the lights changed and I brought the clutch up but didn't put on enough gas and stalled and started to roll backwards and a wanker in a Suburu behind me started honking like **** and I'm trying to stop the car rolling and can't find my handbrake for some reason in all the commotion I managed to flick on the windscreen wipers and it was just pure carnage.
Re-sitting in 2 weeks.