I read a thread like this once where the OP didn't fail so badly. It made for a much better read.

must be pretty good if you make your 4th post for it?

i guess i need to quit finished 7th for $60........****ing river and a i****ing suck

had the roll at $133 but just entered a $56 hu sng

Merge No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 50/100 Blinds (2 handed) - Merge Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (BB) (t1000)
SB (t2000)

Hero's M: 6.67

Preflop: Hero is BB with J, A
SB bets t150, Hero raises t900 (All-In), SB calls t800

Flop: (t2000) J, 9, 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t2000) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t2000) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t2000

oh he had k 10 idk why it cuts that off

bankroll 183.91

2 $33 sat
1 $11 sat
1 $5.50 sat

i knew u were always a results oriented fish

35 days

lost a couple $70 husng last night roll at 40.02

eeeek! BRM man!
you still delivering mail?

lol i know and yes i do. can get more on if i need it. just get bored with tourneys sometimes..

speaking of is this burning cash?

should i have gave up after the flop bet or after the turn?


Merge No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Merge Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($16.14)
UTG ($28.44)
MP ($40.23)
CO ($40)
Button ($19.63)
Hero (SB) ($26.44)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, K
3 folds, Button bets $0.70, Hero raises $2.25, 1 fold, Button calls $1.65

Flop: ($4.95) 4, 10, 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $3.30, Button calls $3.30

Turn: ($11.55) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.77, Button calls $5.77

River: ($23.09) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $15.12 (All-In),

Herman Lathers
34 days

Jabari Davis 2001-04

lol

took a couple beats at 25 nl last night but got 6 back in rakeback this am.

won a $2 double or nothing. Now playing a $5 and $2 double or nothing.

registered for the $33 and $11 with points and tickets at 8 pm so its get a cash or redeposit

the Best #34 ever? Reggie Cobb

interesting spot after bluff gone good......is this a value shove on river?


Merge No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 25/50 Blinds (8 handed) - Merge Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG+1 (t2905)
MP1 (t2800)
MP2 (t2240)
CO (t3125)
Button (t3049)
SB (t2357)
Hero (BB) (t2833)
UTG (t3510)

Hero's M: 37.77

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3, 5
5 folds, Button bets t100, 1 fold, Hero calls t50

Flop: (t225) J, A, 6 (2 players)
Hero bets t168, Button raises t336, Hero raises t766, Button calls t598

Turn: (t2093) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks

River: (t2093) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets ?????

money in the $33 lets ship this

thats it

Merge No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 500/1000 Blinds (7 handed) - Merge Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP2 (t15344)
CO (t13208)
Hero (Button) (t13978)
SB (t67178)
BB (t15598)
UTG (t18028)
MP1 (t38711)

Hero's M: 9.32

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9, 9
3 folds, CO bets t13108, Hero raises t13878, 2 folds

Flop: (t27716) K, 2, 6 (2 players)

Turn: (t27716) 3 (2 players)

River: (t27716) Q (2 players)

Total pot: t27716

Results:

final table lets get back in business

ooooops



Merge No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 800/1600 Blinds (7 handed) - Merge Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP2 (t54639)
CO (t53451)
Button (t111455)
SB (t46558)
Hero (BB) (t31549)
UTG (t37293)
MP1 (t97055)

Hero's M: 13.15

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, K
3 folds, CO bets t3200, 2 folds, Hero calls t1600

Flop: (t7200) J, 3, 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (t7200) J (2 players)
Hero bets t4160, CO calls t4160

River: (t15520) 10 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets t45931, Hero calls t24029

Total pot: t63578

Results:[spoiler]
Hero had Q, K (straight, King high).
CO had 8, A (one pair, Jacks).
Outcome: Hero won t64698[/spoiler]

god fn damnit, iwas thinking call all the ****ing way and i got time banked



fu


***** Hand History for Game 1111111111 ***** (Merge)
Tourney Hand NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, July 29, 12:03:26 ET 2012
Table 3750 Guaranteed Freezeout (58730978) (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Seat 1: Player1 ( $61359.00 USD ) - VPIP: 30, PFR: 25, 3B: 13, AF: 0.0, Hands: 63
Seat 2: Player2 ( $18222.00 USD ) - VPIP: 22, PFR: 18, 3B: 4, AF: 5.0, Hands: 114
Seat 4: Player4 ( $112735.00 USD ) - VPIP: 12, PFR: 9, 3B: 9, AF: 0.0, Hands: 33
Seat 6: Player6 ( $41918.00 USD ) - VPIP: 24, PFR: 17, 3B: 7, AF: 1.8, Hands: 275
Seat 7: Hero ( $60538.00 USD ) - VPIP: 21, PFR: 15, 3B: 7, AF: 2.5, Hands: 43275
Seat 8: Player8 ( $36973.00 USD ) - VPIP: 10, PFR: 6, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 52
Seat 9: Player9 ( $100255.00 USD ) - VPIP: 19, PFR: 16, 3B: 10, AF: 2.3, Hands: 248
Player1 posts ante of [$160.00 USD].
Player2 posts ante of [$160.00 USD].
Player4 posts ante of [$160.00 USD].
Player6 posts ante of [$160.00 USD].
Hero posts ante of [$160.00 USD].
Player8 posts ante of [$160.00 USD].
Player9 posts ante of [$160.00 USD].
Player8 posts small blind [$800.00 USD].
Player9 posts big blind [$1600.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ Jc 8s ]
Player1 folds
Player2 folds
Player4 folds
Player6 folds
Hero raises [$3200.00 USD]
Player8 folds
Player9 raises [$5323.00 USD]
Hero calls [$3723.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jh, 3c, 2d ]
Player9 bets [$6923.00 USD]
Hero calls [$6923.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ts ]
Player9 bets [$9222.00 USD]
Hero calls [$9222.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Kh ]
Player9 bets [$37642.00 USD]
Hero folds
Player9 shows [Qh, 7s ]
Player9 wins $48056.00 USD from main pot
Player9 wins $37642.00 USD

still alive


Merge No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 1000/2000 Blinds (6 handed) - Merge Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP (t68483)
CO (t117073)
Button (t79570)
Hero (SB) (t16750)
BB (t43277)
UTG (t106847)

Hero's M: 5.58

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, Q
3 folds, Button bets t4224, Hero raises t15550, 1 fold, Button calls t12326

Flop: (t35100) 3, 6, A (2 players)

Turn: (t35100) 4 (2 players)

River: (t35100) 10 (2 players)

Total pot: t35100

Results:[spoiler]
Button had 2, 2 (one pair, twos).
Hero had Q, Q (one pair, Queens).
Outcome: Hero won t36300[/spoiler]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh






and i dont wanna transtlate



***** Hand History for Game 1111111111 ***** (Merge)
Tourney Hand NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, July 29, 12:22:05 ET 2012
Table 3750 Guaranteed Freezeout (58730978) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: Player1 ( $56855.00 USD ) - VPIP: 29, PFR: 24, 3B: 12, AF: 0.0, Hands: 90
Seat 4: Player4 ( $107573.00 USD ) - VPIP: 15, PFR: 8, 3B: 4, AF: 1.5, Hands: 60
Seat 6: Player6 ( $52820.00 USD ) - VPIP: 25, PFR: 19, 3B: 8, AF: 1.8, Hands: 302
Seat 7: Hero ( $62328.00 USD ) - VPIP: 21, PFR: 15, 3B: 7, AF: 2.5, Hands: 43302
Seat 8: Player8 ( $44577.00 USD ) - VPIP: 11, PFR: 6, 3B: 6, AF: 1.5, Hands: 79
Seat 9: Player9 ( $107847.00 USD ) - VPIP: 20, PFR: 16, 3B: 9, AF: 2.0, Hands: 275
Player1 posts ante of [$250.00 USD].
Player4 posts ante of [$250.00 USD].
Player6 posts ante of [$250.00 USD].
Hero posts ante of [$250.00 USD].
Player8 posts ante of [$250.00 USD].
Player9 posts ante of [$250.00 USD].
Player4 posts small blind [$1250.00 USD].
Player6 posts big blind [$2500.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ Ad Qs ]
Hero raises [$5000.00 USD]
Player8 calls [$5000.00 USD]
Player9 calls [$5000.00 USD]
Player1 folds
Player4 folds
Player6 folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5d, 3s, Th ]
Hero checks
Player8 checks
Player9 checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qc ]
Hero bets [$10125.00 USD]
Player8 calls [$10125.00 USD]
Player9 folds
** Dealing River ** [ 6d ]
Hero bets [$46953.00 USD]
Player8 calls [$29202.00 USD]
Hero shows [Ad, Qs ]
Player8 shows [5h, 5c ]
Player8 wins $98904.00 USD from main pot
Hero wins $17751.00 USD