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07-24-2016 , 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Deeepz
just because he doesnt love me back doesnt mean i cant love him
either my secret love for human is the reason for me bringing him up itt or the fact that OP has posted a wall of text ranting about how bad human is
He also said even though you arent on op's or otb's level you arent that bad so he might be afraid
07-24-2016 , 08:03 PM
What was your screenname on Microgaming if you don't mind sharing? Wasn't Complexion Wasuphomiez ? I'm just trying to remember
07-24-2016 , 08:28 PM
Bump
07-25-2016 , 04:37 AM
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Originally Posted by _jimbo_
What was your screenname on Microgaming if you don't mind sharing? Wasn't Complexion Wasuphomiez ? I'm just trying to remember
I only remember sauce1234 and kurcabacasucks.. had plenty cause I was clearing different first deposits.
07-25-2016 , 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by that_anon_pgc
Bump
this
07-25-2016 , 12:57 PM
SID v2

They all go busto after the heat

Good thread tho , this should be fun
07-25-2016 , 01:12 PM
Hard to bump thread when I know I'll end up having to light up a bunch of ****regs posting lies and cringey banter.

Anyways. I plugged the KJ hand into CREV.

Raise-EV: 7bb



Call-EV: 0bb



These conditions are correct. You can tweak them but as long as you stay realistic the EV numbers will stay in similiar relations.

You can not argue with these numbers.

imfromsweden and dennisgpunkt. Pls refrain from further handanalysis. You both suck.


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Moving forward


$2.50/$5Zoom No Limit Holdem
PokerStars6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by WeakTight Poker Hand History Converter
Stacks:
UTG SweetAndSex ($530.90) 106bb
UTG+1 Hero ($1,032.37) 206bb
CO trawlerman00 ($690.36) 138bb
BTN Flufferd ($659.39) 132bb
SB Naghash ($671.12) 134bb
BB wazawskiHH ($1,766.30) 353bb
Pre-Flop: (7.50, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 5 A

1 fold, Hero raises to $11.25, 2 folds, Naghash calls $8.75, wazawskiHH calls $6.25

Flop: J 3 3 ($33.75, 3 players)
Naghash checks, wazawskiHH checks, Hero bets $15.38, Naghash raises to $40, wazawskiHH raises to $103.72, Hero calls $88.34, Naghash folds
Turn: 4 ($281.19, 2)
wazawskiHH checks, Hero bets $60, wazawskiHH calls $60
River: 5 ($401.19, 2)
wazawskiHH checks, Hero goes all-in $857.40, wazawskiHH folds
Final Pot: $1,258.59
Hero wins $1,255.59 (net +$223.22)
Naghash lost $51.25
wazawskiHH lost $174.97


SB is fish. Had 100% x/r over 100 hands. 3 or 4 spots. Waza is bad.
07-25-2016 , 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by scurra

imfromsweden and dennisgpunkt. Pls refrain from further handanalysis. You both suck.



Grats, you managed to proof once again that you havent understood the concept of EV at all. But thats the last post of me in this thread. Enjoy your heater while it lasts, you will need every cent you can get.


btw. given your super sick tree raising any pair on the turn is +EV. must be by far the best play then. i wonder why....


Just keep posting hands, trash regs, and entertain your fanbase. Thats something that you seem good at. Posting strategy lets you look like a clown.

Last edited by DennisGPunkt; 07-25-2016 at 01:43 PM.
07-25-2016 , 01:19 PM
What is EV in poker?
Poker/Expected value. Expected Value (EV) is the average return on each dollar invested into a pot.
07-25-2016 , 01:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisGPunkt
Grats, you managed to proof once again that you havent understood the concept of EV at all.
"the concept of EV"

just lol. How do you play 500

Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisGPunkt
btw. given your super sick tree raising any pair on the turn is +EV. must be by far the best play then. i wonder why....
You are being out of your depth here. You posted a fake graph of being up against me. Are you and Patrick having some kind of competition about who can dig their grave deeper? What's the matter with u guys

Last edited by scurra; 07-25-2016 at 01:46 PM.
07-25-2016 , 01:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisGPunkt
Grats, you managed to proof once again that you havent understood the concept of EV at all. But thats the last post of me in this thread. Enjoy your heater while it lasts, you will need every cent you can get.
plz stay
07-25-2016 , 01:51 PM
D


I just wonder why raising there is +EV???? HOW CAN IT BE?!?!






This has to be the best level ever.
07-25-2016 , 01:57 PM
Would you have folded the A5 if waza just called the flop and actually repped a hand?
07-25-2016 , 02:18 PM
okay moron. one more try.

How about letting your opponent shove the range you gave him on the turn and include all two pair combos and sets? how is your EV doing now?

Last edited by DennisGPunkt; 07-25-2016 at 02:25 PM.
07-25-2016 , 02:22 PM
Less start , more bashing itt pls
07-25-2016 , 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by JimmyRare
Would you have folded the A5 if waza just called the flop and actually repped a hand?
Yeah.

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Originally Posted by DennisGPunkt
okay moron. one more try.

How about letting your opponent shove the range you gave him on the turn. How is your EV doing now, eh?
Dennis. You are stupid. From our opponents perspective. Why would he 4bet jam a set on a straighted board against a Turn 3bet instead of calling pot odds? Why would he 4bet jam his flushdraw instead of calling pot odds? He has like $400 behind why would he just randomly put his stack in and have 20% against my callingrange? You are making no sense. The only +EV move that is left for you right now is to admit that Patrick is a scammer and a liar, that my understanding of the game is way beyond yours and to apologize for your stupid ignorance.
07-25-2016 , 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by scurra
Yeah.



Dennis. You are stupid. From our opponents perspective. Why would he 4bet jam a set on a straighted board against a Turn 3bet instead of calling pot odds? Why would he 4bet jam his flushdraw instead of calling pot odds? He has like $400 behind why would he just randomly put his stack in and have 20% against my callingrange? You are making no sense. The only +EV move that is left for you right now is to admit that Patrick is a scammer and a liar, that my understanding of the game is way beyond yours and to apologize for your stupid ignorance.
BECAUSE YOU ARE ****ING DUMB ENOUGH TO 3BET KJ!! HOW DONT YOU GET THIS?!

YOU ****IN IDIOT CANT GIVE YOURSELF A HAND, MEASURE THE EV OF YOUR HAND AGAINST HIS RANGE, AND THEN SAY, "Ya, but my overall range is too strong to shove for him"

YOUR RANGE RIGHT NOW IN YOUR SIM IS "KJ" U TOOL.

Last edited by DennisGPunkt; 07-25-2016 at 02:35 PM.
07-25-2016 , 02:30 PM
And to accept me as your king. Because that's who I am. You are my little peasant. You are a good peasant. Spewing off buyins at 500 and 200. Sowing the pool with new big blinds. Harvesting the crop and bringing me my demanded share.

That's your purpose in this world.
07-25-2016 , 02:32 PM
Yeah, good, good. Let the hate flow through your veins. I have already won. I don't need my peasants to love me. I only need them to obey.
07-25-2016 , 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by DennisGPunkt
BECAUSE YOU ARE ****ING DUMB ENOUGH TO 3BET KJ!! HOW DONT YOU GET THIS?!

YOU ****IN IDIOT CANT GIVE YOURSELF A HAND, MEASURE THE EV OF YOUR HAND AGAINST HIS RANGE, AND THEN SAY, "Ya, but my overall range is too strong to 3bet for him"

YOUR RANGE RIGHT NOW IN YOUR SIM IS "KJ" U TOOL.
And ofcourse the only hand in my range is KJ. We were trying to figure out the EV for that hand specifically. Do you want me to plug in 67s and see what happens when I 4bet and he jams?
07-25-2016 , 02:36 PM
lol you guys act like little kids, grow up.
07-25-2016 , 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by scurra
And ofcourse the only hand in my range is KJ. We were trying to figure out the EV for that hand specifically. Do you want me to plug in 67s and see what happens when I 4bet and he jams?
Kk, dude i really tried but you are hopeless.
07-25-2016 , 02:41 PM
Okay man. Good chat.
07-25-2016 , 02:56 PM
Btw...if you are up for it, lets play 25.000 hands play money and the loser has to pay $ 1.500 to a charity of the winners choice.
07-25-2016 , 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by DennisGPunkt
Btw...if you are up for it, lets play 25.000 hands play money and the loser has to pay $ 1.500 to a charity of the winners choice.
Sorry man I have to play Patrick at 2kNL for my $99,500 vs his $100,000 crossbook 1000% for 5M hands to get the $500 he scammed me for first but after that we can certainly play 25k hands play money.

      
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