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07-05-2016 , 05:31 AM
Dear Diary..

I am making this thread to prove that I am the best player in the world. There is me and then everyone else below.

I want to beat anything above 500z for at least 8bb/100. I did the maths on this already and I am certain it's possible. i also think it's possible to beat 25NL for 18~+bb/100. It's actually too easy. When I see people moan about low or micro stakes I feel nothing. I just sit and stare. And I accept that you are not made for making it. You are not the same breed.

The 500z pool and the poker community in general is full of a bunch of pussies. Let's face it. Poker is the most boring thing. It really isn't. But. It has become.

I don't see anyone out there. OTB. Guy made what? 3-5 M$ playing cash and I still see him on the occasional 500zoom grind. Why? What are you doing OTB?

Everybody is being so nice to each other. It's pathetic. I wish I was playing 50NL where people still insult each other in chat. But unfortunately I'm too good. So I'm stuck with all these dorks like yea insert any 500z reg. DCC guy is actually alright. I trash gilu a lot but he's a little better than I make him out to be. Flufferd feels tough but only because he's running decent and checking way too much. Era7er is a coach for RIO and he absolutely sucks. He's ridiculous. He just pops to mind because a friend of mine mentioned him and I couldn't believe he gets paid for producing content. I mean who is actually gonna fall for that guy.

All these guys like Baalim, Innerpsy, readraise, ratafaka, Sinkarma(lol), SDMax(this guy might be a fish, sorry if u r, u'd be a tough fish), deanosupremo (might also be a fish?), DennisGPunkt. Just what is dennisGPunkt even doing. Like he actually is one of the toughest regs on 500z but not because he's any good just because everyone else is so fukkin bad. Lol wait I forgot this guy. Nutsrandom. Is SO bad. Jesus how is he not broke I don't understand. I actually start to feel bad having him at my table.

Anyways. It bores me. I enjoy winning but I dislike the lack of competition. So I'll challenge myself. Make this blog happen. And see what comes.
07-05-2016 , 05:35 AM
follow you,interesting,like your style dude:P
07-05-2016 , 05:46 AM
I haven't really played Poker in the last 1.5 years and just got back to it properly about 3 months ago.

My current results. This is mostly 400-2k. Not too much 400. Not too much 2k. A bunch of 500z





Last month
07-05-2016 , 06:14 AM
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Bit2Easy: my winrate here is probs double yours
Bit2Salty
07-05-2016 , 11:15 AM
funniest thread i've read here as i've played vs all the SN.

an advice, put the graphs with EV line doesn't mean much without EV line. keep going
07-05-2016 , 11:23 AM
07-05-2016 , 12:15 PM
Ιn,gl!
07-05-2016 , 01:02 PM
ur a sicko, subbed thread. How do I get better? U study solvers??
07-05-2016 , 05:24 PM
Loving the attitude, go get it!!!
07-05-2016 , 05:29 PM
In! love the attitude
07-05-2016 , 05:41 PM
auto - sub ! !
07-05-2016 , 05:51 PM
Spoiler:
TOOL
07-05-2016 , 06:02 PM
Smack talk, while not revealing your own sn, is kind of pointless. Could be an interesting thread though.
07-05-2016 , 06:07 PM
0 proof this is 500z and higher. Might as well play NL2.

Last edited by b1ochemical; 07-05-2016 at 06:08 PM. Reason: Like your agressiveness, just post green graph :)
07-05-2016 , 06:30 PM
u r my hero
07-06-2016 , 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by pontylad
Smack talk, while not revealing your own sn, is kind of pointless. Could be an interesting thread though.
Given the attitude its mostlikely Ja$onB.

He always seems pretty chatty at the tables. I kinda enjoy it.
07-06-2016 , 12:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by b1ochemical
0 proof this is 500z and higher. Might as well play NL2.
this
07-06-2016 , 05:02 AM
I'll be quite busy this month so won't be putting in too many hands. Will try to make 20k regardless.

MTD
07-06-2016 , 07:55 AM
LOL
07-06-2016 , 08:17 AM
You seem like a very humble person.

There is probably a 99.99% chance of this being a troll thread.
07-06-2016 , 08:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mahsjdi
You seem like a very humble person.

There is probably a 99.99% chance of this being a troll thread.
Yuuuup
07-06-2016 , 08:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisGPunkt
Given the attitude its mostlikely Ja$onB.

He always seems pretty chatty at the tables. I kinda enjoy it.
sick read
07-06-2016 , 03:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scurra
Dear Diary..

DennisGPunkt actually is one of the toughest regs on 500z

slow down brother
07-06-2016 , 03:20 PM
Subbd! Probably best intro in PGC history.
07-06-2016 , 04:09 PM
dennisgpunkt almost never plays 500z I think, he plays 100z and 200z

anyway I enjoyed the intro, made me smile, looking forward to it

      
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