thanks man

You just took this thread to the next level. More of momma bike please.

I have some questions:

Does momma bike like riding bikes?

Would momma bike have "relations" with Tony G?

What is her opinion on Silent Purple?

Where does momma bike see her son in 1 year?

streit you're interfering with an epic thread, stahp

He introduces an alter ego in respect of his mum? Apologies for not taking that seriously enough.

90% of the 08 forum where Bike is from think he is a complete bell end. Everyone ITT loves him.

Then again people voted for Brexit and Trump so the whole world is confusing tbh.

my Mother will not post anymore after i blow up about it let forget what happen.

So your questions will not be answerd but maybe i know the answer of the 3th question i think she knows Silent purple (not because she has sex with him as silent tells me on regular basic) and she dont like him.
There have been couple times during the night where i screamt SILENTT and she woke up and came and ask if i heard voices in my head again because it was silent in the house. So i told her then it was the beginning of some ****ty nickname who was annoying me.

I respect your hustle onmybike. Keep truckin, boss

I can win or lose 10k+ a day and smile

thinking about the moments i had with my ex when a play a song that reminds me of it still make me emotional.

what you guys think about breaking hu?

poker is a selfish game and i have seen close to all pokerplayers do stuff to gane max advantage why should i let 2 people play hu if there is no gain for me in doing that?

How do you feel when people do it to you? Does it piss you off?

I don't see an issue provided all players are cool with it. When they aren't you just piss people off. You don't want to kill long term action if you are better than them by being a douche.

In the end etiquette is just lol in online poker anyway so maybe just do what you want.

With most reg i dont respect hu and they dont respect mine. players that come to play for fun will play a high % of time still if you break hu and the just go play with full table.

It does not piss me of at all if somebody joins if i play hu ofcourse most of the time i prefer to keep it hu but i understand it not a private game that i run and stars does not have hu tables.
I dont break hu to be a douch everytime i do it it just higher ev for me to do i let most regs play hu if they agree that if other fun player comes they let them join and run a game or if they pay me for it to let it hu.

ft 320 highroller running pretty bad but owning








i would die a little bit from the inside if i get owned this hard

in this hand you see the difference between a good player and a bad player

PokerStars Hand #162321664543: 5 Card Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($10/$20 USD) - 2016/12/03 2:53:24 CET [2016/12/02 20:53:24 ET]
Table 'Aquarius II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: onmybicycle ($5367.27 in chips)
Seat 2: Jamie_KK ($1264.16 in chips)
Seat 3: wizarddd ($5388.49 in chips)
Seat 4: kuhns89 ($2000 in chips)
Seat 5: dejanaceking ($690.80 in chips)
Seat 6: Chamonyx ($819.36 in chips)
wizarddd: posts small blind $10
kuhns89: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to onmybicycle [8d Qh Ts Th Js]
dejanaceking: folds
Chamonyx: folds
onmybicycle: raises $40 to $60
Jamie_KK: folds
wizarddd: calls $50
kuhns89: calls $40
*** FLOP *** [Qc 2c Kc]
wizarddd: checks
kuhns89: checks
onmybicycle: checks
*** TURN *** [Qc 2c Kc] [Qd]
wizarddd: bets $100
kuhns89: calls $100
onmybicycle: folds
*** RIVER *** [Qc 2c Kc Qd] [6c]
wizarddd: bets $220
kuhns89: calls $220
*** SHOW DOWN ***
wizarddd: shows [9d Kh 6d Kd 7s] (HI: a full house, Kings full of Queens)
kuhns89: mucks hand
wizarddd collected $817 from pot
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $820 | Rake $3
Board [Qc 2c Kc Qd 6c]
Seat 1: onmybicycle folded on the Turn
Seat 2: Jamie_KK (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: wizarddd (small blind) showed [9d Kh 6d Kd 7s] and won ($817) with HI: a full house, Kings full of Queens
Seat 4: kuhns89 (big blind) mucked [7c 4d 5d 4c As]
Seat 5: dejanaceking folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Chamonyx folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Hand #162321793995: 5 Card Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($10/$20 USD) - 2016/12/03 2:57:28 CET [2016/12/02 20:57:28 ET]
Table 'Aquarius II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: onmybicycle ($4897.27 in chips)
Seat 2: Jamie_KK ($1581.16 in chips)
Seat 3: wizarddd ($6000.99 in chips)
Seat 6: Chamonyx ($800 in chips)
Jamie_KK: posts small blind $10
wizarddd: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to onmybicycle [4c 3s 2s 9c Kd]
Chamonyx: folds
onmybicycle: raises $20 to $40
Jamie_KK: raises $100 to $140
wizarddd: calls $120
onmybicycle: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [5c 5d Td]
Jamie_KK: checks
wizarddd: checks
onmybicycle: checks
*** TURN *** [5c 5d Td] [Ks]
Jamie_KK: checks
wizarddd: bets $220
onmybicycle: calls $220
Jamie_KK: folds
*** RIVER *** [5c 5d Td Ks] [Qd]
wizarddd: checks
onmybicycle: bets $620
wizarddd: folds
Uncalled bet ($620) returned to onmybicycle
onmybicycle collected $858.25 from pot
onmybicycle: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $860 | Rake $1.75
Board [5c 5d Td Ks Qd]
Seat 1: onmybicycle (button) collected ($858.25)
Seat 2: Jamie_KK (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: wizarddd (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 6: Chamonyx folded before Flop (didn't bet)

easy

if you ask poker players what is the worst moment there is for a poker player they going to talk about downswing babbeats and stuff like that.

For me it clearly something else, the worst thing about being a poker player is when you on a FT of a MTT or very deep it more then 30 min till the break and you need to take a poop

and not the kind of sh it that is hard but the kind of poop that slide from your buttocks. also called diarrhea.

I remember 1 time very well when that happen it was on FT of weekly o8 toernement 530 on wednesday i just feel i needed so ****ing much i could not hold it anymore till the break but it was just to expensive to leave my PC (would cost me over 700$ in ev for sure). So i toke some towells and lay them on my chair and dropped my paint and just let it go in my underwair. it was disgusting. really disgusting especially the smell i think i eated unions or something.

Where the hell is this thread going? I kind of like it

I agree, bro. This is why I prefer just a laptop, u can continue grinding on the toilet.

The best 08 player in the world, whose lowest buy in is more than a back up laptop, prefers to **** his pants instead of purchasing one. Bike logic.

How could a person not be inspired to start playing O8 after reading this thread?

OMFG this just turned from quasi autistic to hilarious

The gift that keeps on giving...this thread never fails to deliver

edit - I think he's up to like 5x the views as the hero value well and I'm not quite sure what that says about o8 in general

it could be that it is because better players get more views and last time i did see hero valeu he sit at 1/2$ table/ life player.
Or also possible because i am a guy where people can identify themselves with.

This. Definitely this.

Apparently, more people can identify with someone ****ing their pants (or was this just master trolling lmfao!?) as a grown adult than being a normal pro like Hero. It just doesn't cut it with the BBV crew to have won 3 bracelets and not be a social ******.

In before OMB says that Benny is an online fish and all live players are donks.

people can not identify themself with a guy winning 3 bracelets and btw that just pure luck winning some donkements in a row he was not a lot ahead of the field if you look to his online results. But it can be your hero i understand i can not be a hero for everyone.

About the ****ting your paints situation in my humble opinion you look way to black/white there i agree that adults ****ting their pants on a regular basis is not really normal. But a lot of people do stuff for example takes stuff alcohol and then have sex with girl and have a soa next day or black out.
I think compare to that behavor a guy who makes a reasonable dedicion in a difficult spot to sh it their pants to make some more money is quite normal.

So where exactly is the tipping point in the amount of $EV between you ****tin your britches or sitting out?