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Nice graph, nice thread saver. As usual

Couple more of those bad boy sessions and you'll have that 150k! Glglgll

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Wow. 10/10

I'm getting the warmdeck vibe from this thread minus the degenerate gambling. Not sure how I missed this. Binge read the whole thing in one sitting

A+ would read again

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Wife material

Nov update

Played a bunch made no money. Didn't play any tournaments so at least I did smth right

Cash games

Got 171 hours in, was doing ok then gave it all back playing big





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1659 hours so far, abysmal WR

Nice update. Cheers to finishing strong.

great thread,

Keep your head up, it's only 1 tough month.

Kick some ass in December

good luck finishing out the year strong !

Impressive volume. Making 6 figures in today's poker climate is far from abysmal

Good luck in December mane.

Upswong time.

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I'll try
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Yeah I've never really struggled with playing a lot of hours. That comment is RE my hourly winrate when I isolate my results from this year alone. It is abysmal considering how high I've been playing. Running bad over hundreds of hours isn't abnormal but obv there's other factors as well. Hopefully I'll be able to draw from this experience and it'll help me moving forward.
Ty

Crowd Pleaser

Sometime in the Mid 2000s Hector had introduced me to some guys who were part of a Central American gang. Recently there had been a huge story in the news about the brutal stabbing of a girl who was an ex-member turned FBI informant. This made me uneasy about dealing with them but it came at a time where I couldn't afford to turn people away. Because of the story and their general demeanor I hooked them up more than most of the college kids around the area I was used to dealing with. This lead me to become very popular with them. They carried guns and sometimes when I'd come by their place they'd speak in English about some things in front of me that made me think they really weren't ****ing around.

One day the one I usually talked to hit me up and I said I'd come by. He asked me if I could pick his girl up on the way. Most people I would just decline but I was really on edge with these people so I asked where she lived. It wasn't far so I agreed and he said to call him when I was outside of her place. I pulled up and she hopped in my truck wearing short shorts and a t-shirt from her volleyball team. She was really fine and I made small talk while we drove to his place. She didn't seem like she wanted to chat and I was paranoid about him thinking I was flirting with her anyway so eventually I just stopped trying and we rode in silence the rest of the way.

When we got to his place he thanked me for bringing her and his boys rolled up some blunts and went outside. Him and his girl went out too so I followed because I didn't wanna be in his house alone even though I had quit smoking. We are standing in a circle outside and they offer to let me hit it. I decline and they all compliment me on how good it was. After his girl takes some hits one of the guys starts asking her questions. He asks her if she's going to suck all of our dicks and she responds "if they all want me to". There was some chuckles and I assumed they were joking. Then he points at me and asks her if she's going to suck my dick. She responds "if he wants me to". I look immediately to the guy who said it was his girl and he didn't seem phased by this. He laughed and told me to go for it. I wasted no time getting her back inside and sat her down on the living room couch. I put my hands on my hips and she went to town. Once she was done she went back outside with everyone and I just chilled till they came back.

She walks in and goes into a backroom with one of the other guys. The guy who's house it was sits down next to me and asked me how she was. I said something about how good her technique was and he laughed at me. I gave him a confused look and he told me I've got to force her head down as far as possible and don't let her use her "technique". He then tells me that she's on her period but she's gonna suck everyones dicks and I could take her home afterwards. There's probably 1/2 a dozen guys here and I don't really have a choice so I agree. They start filing in and out of the backroom with her and laughing and talking about what a freak she is after they are done to the guys still waiting. Eventually the guy sits down next to me again and says that she let him put it in her ass. He said everyone is going to go a 2nd time starting with me and handed me a condom.

I walk into the backroom and it's almost completely dark and I can't see a thing. I cut the light on and she's sitting in the middle of the floor with her ass in the air and her face on the carpet. I put the condom on and pulled her up by the hair onto her knees and followed the advice he'd given me earlier.

When I'm done I walk out and I see another guy who wasn't here before. It was a black guy holding a pack of condoms. When he opened his mouth I saw that every single one of his teeth was pointed. I wasn't sure if it was natural or something he had done on purpose. I looked it up later and it turns out there's a medical condition called HED that exists that makes them look that way. He said his boy called him and told him to come over and bring some condoms with him. At this point I'm completely over it. I'm just waiting to leave and having to listen to these guys recount how they treated her to the other guys still waiting.

When everyone is finished the 2nd time she comes out and the guy comes back up to me. He says she's going to be off her period and her friend wants to come with her next weekend. I'm like "alright let me know" and he thanks me before I leave with her. She gets in my truck and I turn the music up. When I get close to her house she asks me to drop her off on the corner by her street.

Some days later I'm at my place and that guy hits me up again. He wants me to come by like usual and asked if I can pick his girl up again and one of her friends. I agree and I figured I could just mess with her before I take her there and then drop them off. One of my friends was over at the time and I told him what was going on. My truck was a two seater with a bench seat. I told him when we picked her up he would drive so she could suck my dick first and then we would switch. She gets in and sits in the middle and we take off towards her friends house. I unzip my jeans and push her heads towards my lap and she does it without question. When I'm done I tell him to pull over and I'd drive. He couldn't finish and gave up once we got to the other girls house. She gets in and he's got one girl on his lap and the other girl is sitting in between us. We get to the guys place and all 4 of us walk in. He greets us and there are twice as many guys as the last time I was there. Both girls start dancing to the music and some guys pull their shirts off and they are grinding on dudes. I gave the guy some weed and tell him we are going to leave. He looks surprised and then asks me how they are going to get home then. I just shrug and tell him they can walk home. He says if they get in trouble then they won't be able to come out anymore. I told him she already sucked my dick I wasn't going to wait around all night for his boys to finish, I was leaving. On our way out he said he'd let me know when they needed to get back. I didn't commit but said if I was still around then I'd scoop them up.

I pass out at my place and my boy was watching tv or playing video games or something. My phone wakes me up and there's a few missed calls from this guy. I call him back and he said they need to go home and without threatening me, told me I had to do it. I looked at my boy and he made a motion like "lets go". I tell him to have them waiting outside and we were on the way now. We show up and these two are a complete mess. They get in and we drop the first one off that went down on us earlier. Once we get to the friends house my boy gets out with her and I wait while he ****s her somewhere. Next time that guy hit me up I told him I didn't have anything.

Wow dude, that was pretty raw. I'm kind of at a loss for words. I'm not saying I would have done anything different in that situation, but I definitely pity those poor girls.

Save your pity, they're hoes...they like it

I read that in Leon's voice. Thanks for the chuckle.

You gotta get up in that assssss Larry.

Goodness me.