Now days you hear myths of how moses parted the sea, how jesus was resurrected, From heroes like Achilles to William Wallace.
2000 years from now archaeologists will unearth an old tattered potato sack. And find an old artifact from a time so old and distant that they need specialists to interpret its written scriptures.
After months of hard and devoting work they deciphered a true artifact that gave new meaning to their culture. they were that excited media rushed to the lab. It was broadcast-ed everywhere live.
They unearthed the original copy of the bible. The words "Upswing Poker" flashed across the screen. They now had a face of their creator and understood why they went to labs every sunday and prayed to the poker gods, why all tables could only be in the shape of poker tables, why they built life strategies and put them into a GTO machines to tell them how to optimally perform over the next month, why currency was converted to chips, why doug was a common name. He came to the earth and beat the Bot Claudico to save the human race, and gave his life teaching his children to be more balanced and more GTO, till he was crucified and nailed to the micros by the "regs", he died that day to provide the way to poker heaven for the sinful and trollfull mankind, who could never get there on their own.
Doug our lord and savior AMEN.
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Originally Posted by my_nameaintearl
I'm interested in betting that Doug will not be able to turn a single $100 deposit into $10,000.
I will give someone +150 on a $200 wager. If you lose you owe me $200 if you win I will pay you $300.
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how can this bet be made?
What are the rules?
and if doug breaks them is bet void?