Bear ****er, do you need my assistance?!

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Yeah I'd love to see a shark hula hoop, play a trumpet and high five...bringing it in for a hug the way black people (and mpethy) do.

if you're on youtube the only Russian things you should be watching are dashcam videos

Russia's economy is basically propped up by dashcam videos and krocodil.

That's only b/c that's 95% of all Russian content on youtube. There are some finer things, such as this:

nsfw

Looking forward to Twitter feeds of Volvos being crashed into walls.

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Give your cell to you drug addicted mistress, and remind her not to call you on the land line.

Last decade croc hunter said you poke it in the eye. Now we shark box?

I know literally nothing about the lolNBA but I assume lol Enos Kanter is a reasonable hot take?


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He's ok but I wouldn't say he's that sexy.

Guys, bears just want someone to chill with

I'm sure there's a really good reason why this guy is sitting there filming a ****ing grizzly rather than getting out of dodge...maybe he wants a Darwin award?

why don’t you go marry a houmow

Was likely attempting suicide. Just another failure to add to his list.

Heh, sorry about this. I have a solid chapter 3 but wanted confirmation of something that I havent been able to get yet.

Spoiler, chapter 3 is called "Not Cheating"

And the confirmation you're waiting for is that he's not cheating?

I'd believe anything about the Kennel Club. But I don't think he plays there reading between the lines of your posts. Cheating otherwise implausible imo.

Not sure when you get to watch it feely but the latest below deck is amazing

True moose story:

Living in Park City. Its summer and Im layin out in my back yard baggin some rays. Its a ski town and lots o people have dogs and they let em run around and no one really cares. So Im on my stomach bronzing up my back and am kind of in and out of sleep. I hear a dog cruising around the yard and I dont really pay him any mind. When all the sudden he comes up and kind of snorts on the back of my neck. I turn up to shoo his ass away. Suddenly I am mouth to mouth with THE BIGGEST BADDEST looking mofo I have ever seen. Thing looked like it was 8' tall. I pop up and tear ass across a table to get away from this monster. Turns out I startled him and he bails

Animal control had heard he was in the neighborhood and came out and tranqued him in our neighbors yard. My daughter is super tight with the neighbors and I told her about my run in with this beast...so we go over and check out the situation. They had him all doped up so we get up close and check him out. Poor thing was a gangly little adolescent moose.

It was seriously comical. I would have bet a huge amount of money that that thing was a full grown wreaking machine. The mind is a terrible thing

Adolescent male moose breathing on the back of your neck while you lie face down on the ground?

Methinks you dodged a bullet missile there bud.

Good old fashioned military coup going down in Zimbabwe right now. Feels good to see some normalcy in the world.

I'm a few episodes behind and maybe yours get shown earlier than ours anyway. Current episode I'm on is the one with the older guy and the smoking hot blond fiance who is 30 years younger...she's drinking like crazy and they're a nightmare set of guests?

was watching with my daughter when the guest tried to manufacture a threesome with her husband and the ditsy blond stewardess!

let's hope they get Mugabe. One of the bigger criminals in the world