Ava with perhaps the only post worth reading on 2p2 in 2017.

That HH is hilarious

I've learned so much from Ava, and now can add how to write a HH to that list.

Dealer says "whoa" at Viking hero fold tho.

HH wuz ossum!

however we need to know if you held onto your hand when u folded and when the action was complete then showed how amazing you truly are. And if you did in fact do this did the dealer pull you aside and tell you how truly amazing and gifted you are at the 2/5

the farha theorum does not call for this - but it has been established that the pettrucci theorem does

also: 4 zoltan!!

+1

Ava's HH has ruined all HH threads for me now, and I will simply be replying with "learn how to post a hand idiot GfoldpreflopG" from now on.

Glolz@Ava;also,sickfold,wowG

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JHFC, just made the mistake of reading two random LLSNL threads. Pretty clear that vaccines cause autism. And autism causes people to flock to 2p2.

Zoltan taking a strong right turn

So when we last left our ex-pseudoboss, we found out he was living out of his car and never actually practiced law. But he did practice the art of derailing my never ending case by

a. stalking his exgf, who happens to be my client
b. writing opposing counsel he and her had hatched the hijinx (our suit is a fraud).

Now he's added c. in driving up to my clients house for some glide-stalking. After multiple sightings the cops ask him why he's where he's not supposed to be [restraining order] he answered he was thinking of buying a house in that neighborhood.

That neighborhood happens to be a dead end street on a gated community, the cheapest Zillow I see is $600k for 3000 sqft. Stand by for a sub-sub-sub prime mortgage bubble.

DMW sorry you have to work with people from COPS

LOLtan in the wr thread because that makes sense

So did they arrest him for violating the restraining order?

Open 87o $12 on BTN at 1/3. SB and BB call. Flop 874hh x to me bet $20 SB calls. Turn 7x x $45 call. River 2hhh SB donks 75 I jam he snaps I show 88777 he says "not good enough" shows 88877 and I order a jack and coke double

You were behind the whole way.

Best hand won,imo.

Effective stacks $600. 1/3 at Wynn

Raise $10 AJos in MP, get a call from old man in the BB who is gunning for me.

Flop:

Qx7x3x

Check/check

Turn: Jx

Old man bets $10. I call.

River: Jx

Old man bets $25. I make it $75

Old man makes it $260.



Who calls? Who folds? i'm assuming no one raises....

they woulda if she would allow her lawyer to intervene and explain what the words "come near" mean. As is they seem to be buying the real estate cover.


haven't you suffered enough?

I've been tracking my last 3500+ hours - my hourly is wayyyy higher when I am consistently drunk.

Got my revenge an hour later - bunch of limps I raise AJx $30 from BB, UTG and BTN call. Flop KQ6, I c-bet $60 both call turn T I bet $175/270 UTG calls BTN folds, i pray for a brick, river 3 I jam $300, UTG semi-tank calls and MHIG as the drink UTG ordered for me for coolering me with 88 arrives.

Bittersweet taste of sweet sweet justice runs down my throats as I slug the red bull and cheap cheap vodka.

probably depends on if he seems local or touristy.

Y a double coke?