Having chronic diarrhea in a house with tons of people on a holiday that is centered around eating sure is a real drag....

squid,



Happy Thanksgiving to all!

what about the non-sketchy asians?

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Went out and celebrated two of my friend's birthdays last night and my son slept in until 10am....

For that I'm VERY thankful!

Does anyone have........

Not sure how to describe politely.

Gangstas in their cardrooms? Not Mugsy or Capone types, but like guys from rap videos? And not the maybach champagne rap types, but the jersey, bad tattoos, extras from the movie Boyz N the Hood type gangstas?

The dialog is amazing.

All 3 guys sit down. How much you coming in for?

"40!"
"We doin' 40!"
"Me too, 40!"
"We want $40!"

Like a full minute of different variations of yelling $40.

And then during the game, random nuggets like.

Calls one of his homie's all ins with J2. Homie starts berating him. Best defense ever.

"I WAS TRYIN TO BLOW UP OR THROWUP! BLOWUP OR THROWUP!"

Multiple all in time?

"Grab yo nutz! Time to grab yo nutz!"

"WHo got some nutz! Grab yo nutz!"

Navy kid is owning one particular gangsta $40 at a time all night. Finally folds to gangsta no 2 in a small limped pot. Gangsta no 2 goes on a tirade including descriptions of spousal abuse.

"Yeah, you cowering now! You cowering! Just go on put your head down and don't look. Cower in the corner. Just like my wife do when she ****ed up. You cowering!".

navy kid = "Nice hand."

"Naw, no nice hand, you cowering now!".

Welp, Happy Thanksgiving errrbody.

Sounds like Horseshoe Baltimore

trampled by turtles are really good, i had forgotten about them.

squid: any idea on what happens if he makes it out of the casino? id like to think the casino has some responsibility here, but i doubt it.

dream: were they saying 40 or "fow tee"

A real gangsta would only use 'bitch' or 'ho' for his girlfriend or 'woman' if it was his wife and she never gave him any ****

looooooool awesome. I would prolly lose a lot of money trying to get a bluff through, show it and ask them who's cowering now

something tells me this is not a good group to try to bluff.

yeah i know but i would be trying i can just see myself getting carried away just for the brag equity

How does one go about making poultry? Is that like making babies?

I was more concerned about your safety if you succeed.

No more than $40 really.

Really wish the Eagles could figure out their red zone problems.

This game should be over. Instead, I have to sweat the second half.

Speaking of.

QB EAGLES (I guess Randall didn't have a licensing deal with the game at the time) was the best Tecmo Super Bowl qb of all time. I lead the league in both rushing and passing with him on several seasons.

Not much of a sweat.

In a sense yes, you have to be prepared to get down and dirty.

Gotta be careful of that contamination.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I miss this holiday so much.

These people won't leave my house!!

Zoltan, you're good at clearing a room. How fast can you get to Towson?

Thanksgiving dinner, Hawks whipping 49whiners on TV, respond to bad posters, then Black "Thursday" shopping!

Great day.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Love chicken

yeah, great game. i don't usually say much and my username is just kind of done in fun, but i have to give a lot of credit to the eagles coaching staff. short week, going on the road, against a supposedly better team (all i heard all week was the cowboys had a better QB, better offense, better defense) and it was an absolute blowout. the eagles defense dominated.

disappointed that i didn't get the 'over' for the $50, though.

I actually like the rule here about only green chips play at or below 2/5 (and only blacks any higher.) It's not really a big deal to have a pyramid of greens the once in a blue moon some guy runs it up to 1000bb+, it prevents a lot of angles, can't palm a signficant amount of chips, easy to tell how deep everyone is at a glance. Also having a huge stack is cool.