I'm gonna pop some TAGs
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
It's 1/2, looking for a double-up
This is ****ing awesome
Now I Walk up to the club like, "What up, I got a big ****!"
I'm so pumped about some change I found on the block
Brush is blowing me off, it's so damn frosty
Then people like, "Damn! That's a cold ass honkey."
Buyin' in, hella deep, headin' to the mezzanine,
Buy in all red, then I double up, now they're green
Movin' to 13, floor's standin' next to me
Probably should watch this, I call two with four-three - Miiisssssss!
But ****, it was just six bucks!
Callin' it, raisin' it, 'bout to go and hit a set of ducks.
Passin' up on the biggie B, lock me up on table 3
Posting it on U-T-G
I'm gruntin' and bossin' and
Spendin' my money and I'm hella happy that's a full house, bitch
I'ma take your LAGTAG style, I'ma take your LAGTAG style,
No for real - ask your damn self - could I have the ass end straight? (Thank you)
Yellow chips and table 18
Where that even at, I gotta go diggin'
I ask and they got no board, I sit and they got a board.
Min one-fiddy, this big **** I'm on board
Hello, hello, my five deuce, and flop low
Nobody ain't got nothing on my A game, hell no
I could take some rag-rags, make 'em cool, ship those
Those pointy heads would be like, "Aw, he can't win any mo's."
I play those offsuit fo's
I flop incredible
I win this big ass pot
I am so ****ing hot
I'm gonna play some rags
Only had twenty dollars in my pocket
Play e'ry hand, looking for a double-up
This is ****ing awesome
What you know about rockin' a deuce on the river?
What you know about spiking a backdoor gutter?
I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm searching for the right garbage
One man's trash, that's another man's double-up
Thank the button for folding that suited paint
'Cause when you think I'm dead, I really ain't
I'm at the Oaks Club, you can find me doin' the lobby
I snuck a stack off and I'm doubling down 2-3
You busted, you dusted, you rusted, you lusted
I'll take that one last pot, backdoor, I rock you mother****ers
They built a lime chip game around this mother****er
I hit the party and they can't stop this mother****er
They be like, "Oh, that donkey - he's hella light."
I'm like, "Yo - that sixty dollars says you're right."
Limited attention, no lookin', like a magician
Sixty dollars for a raise - from just some ignorant bitch ... ****.
I call that, getting swindled and pimped ... ****.
I call that, getting tricked by a dip****.
That board's hella low
And being dominated by six other people in this game is hella don't
Cheap flop, come look at my kings, hella pwnt
Trying to win pots seven ways? Man, you hella won't.
Man, you hella won't.
I play those offsuit fo's
I'm running terrible
I'm raising with my queens
They got me by the peen
I got to play some jacks
Had a thousand in my pocket
Played hella tight, they all looked me up
This is ****ing rigged