You guys are being too serious for a Friday imo. We need some silliness. I'll start:
In other news, I'm still not finished reading "Franny and Zooey" which I began reading over ten years ago. Every time I pick it up again, it just bores me to death until I put it down. It's like I know something bad's gonna happen but I just can't handle the boredom of imagining Zooey in the tub reading that stupid manuscript over and over and over.
In other other news, I can't wait to go skiing. It's been too long.
Also, thread title would be funnier if it had a reference to someone eating corn on the cob "the long way."