No sir I believe the word you're looking for is champion

Yes.

Never in my life did I finish a class and feel I'd learned less than that one. I mean. 2 weeks later I bet I couldn't multiple matrices. And I got a B.

B is an Asian F

So why don't you kill me.

Quite clearly a winner.

If a week after the second bike wreck my right wrist is too sore to open the bottle of jack, what does that tell you about the dosage levels of JD and ibuprofin that I should be taking? More of one and less of the other? Thank goodness for the thingy the wife put under the cabinets that has teeth so that I can open jars (and potentially bottles) that need a little extra muscle.

Doug-

No shame with the JD bottle. Reliable sources tell me that they put the caps on extra-tight since they're located in a dry county. (The one next to mine.)

As for the rest of you ****ers talkin' 'bout all this convoluted math **** in a low content thread- well, get a grip.

Cap'n, I hear ya.

If b > 0, you have imaginary friends?

So sad, I don't remember a scintilla of any of this ****

Ding ding ding ding ding

Current status.

Just played poker. Played awful. Won 40+ bets. Standard.

Also ate Hustler food so now I'm on the toilet

No wonder I never have big wins.

No wonder I never have big ****s.

I open 87sssssssooooted get two cold calls and a blind.

744dd

They all call.

7r

They all call

6

I bet, man raises, a fold, blind tank folds I just call cause I suck. He has 43s for expert slow play.

Lag fish button raises two limpers I call SB with QTcc bb folds somehow 4 ways.

KK6c. I donk cause I see KJ6cc. Only button calls.

T

I check call two streets and beat 88 lol.

I'm thinkin' I like hand 1 best. It has that "poetic justice" feel to it- despite you missing a bet.

Nothing brings me more joy at the poker table than seeing a fish get brutally sucked out on after they go for the expert slowplay.

I'm far more schaudenfreudey when decent players who think they're experts get sucked out on.

I root for the fish to suck out on everyone but me.

It is always funny when it happens to someone else.

Dude saved like 7 bets.

Yah, you want the bad players to win, I mean that's pretty straightforward.

There's no justice, or fairness in poker -- nobody deserves anything. You play, and... things happen. Sometimes you have more money, sometimes less.

Current status.

Those 7 bets have to be re-distributed to maintain equilibrium in the poker universe.

So I just spent them trying to get a lag to break #1 in a hs hu 2-7 match.

Good morning.

Welcome back Jesse.

Seems to me that if entropy is continually increasing as it should, then it would follow that all the monies will end up in one big black hole of a pocket never to be seen again.

That, or the money is gonna go up someone's nose.

Take your pick. Ether way we all end up broke. If money is power, and information is power, then information is money. If the only information that may escape the black hole that will eventually suck up all of our monies will be released in the form of X Rays and Gamma Rays, then all of our monies will belong to aliens.

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I obviously slept too much.

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In other news:

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. All of your turkeys are belong to my belly.

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It's the end of an era in southeastern Massachusetts. I'm losing some of my very best drinking buddies. We had a good run, but the fun just couldn't last.

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Also: Hey Babar, haven't seen you post in a while, hope you're doing well.

It's the Law of Conservation of Donkage.

div(donkage) = -4*pi*hookers