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11-24-2014 , 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by phunkphish
Since she told me $9, I gave her $12. If she had told me $8.45 or $8.50, I would have given her $11. Some servers will present you with the bill; others give you an exact figure. I feel like I was angled, yes.
Give her $10 next time.
11-24-2014 , 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by chillrob
Unfortunately I have gotten the stinkeye even when doing this.
So what? You're going to be a ****ty tipper because someone's gonna look at you funny anyway?
11-24-2014 , 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Canceler
As far as I know, tipping $1 per pot is standard. But lately I’ve been seeing more and more people routinely tipping $2. Has the rule changed and no one told me, or am I just playing with generous people?
I vote for the latter.
11-24-2014 , 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by callipygian
So what? You're going to be a ****ty tipper because someone's gonna look at you funny anyway?
It's funny to me cus I've been asked "wtf you lookin at?" or "what's with the dirty look?" on numerous occasions in my life. I guess I happen to have that look that rubs people the wrong way. Most of the time I'm just going about my business, but once in a while it's just because weird **** pops into my head and I'm trying to keep my **** together for one more day.

So the next time you think someone's giving you a dirty look just remember that it's probably not because you didn't tip enough. Maybe you're just funny looking. Maybe the size of your tips are the last thing on your server's mind and maybe he's just hoping that his girl isn't smoking all of his pot while he's at work. Maybe he's fresh outta the loony bin and hasn't had a drink or a decent meal in weeks. Thinking that your tips are the cause of your server's unpleasant countenance is very arrogant.
11-24-2014 , 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob148
Thinking that your tips are the cause of your server's unpleasant countenance is very arrogant.
Served?

a little nsfw language
11-24-2014 , 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by callipygian
Give her $10 next time.
I was thinking of giving her $8.50 next time.
11-24-2014 , 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by phunkphish
I was thinking of giving her $8.50 next time.
While I do think it was wrong to round up, it's not that big of a deal. I think callipygian has the right idea.
11-24-2014 , 10:16 PM
This a very important piece that I think you all should be aware of.

http://www.vice.com/read/tom-green-f...ered-interview
11-24-2014 , 11:02 PM
This week I learned that the following 2 sentences are grammatically correct.

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"

"James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher".

For explanation, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo...uffalo_buffalo
11-24-2014 , 11:27 PM
Thbat is interesting, but it says the second sentence is an example of how things doen't make sense without punctuation, so I would say it is not grammatical as presented, unpunctuated.
11-25-2014 , 12:04 AM
My son was watching the Jets/Bills highlights and started laughing uncontrollably for 5 minutes. Sorry DosXX, but at least one person is enjoying watching the Jets.
11-25-2014 , 06:39 PM
And I wanna know wtf that Prosecuting Attorney was thinking when he announced the no-true bill in Ferguson at 8PM last night!

I mean I thought every man knew not to pick a fight with his wife or gf after dark.
11-25-2014 , 08:23 PM
He was thinking it was after the daily news cycle was over, l,do.
11-25-2014 , 10:10 PM
I have finally solved tinder
11-25-2014 , 10:14 PM
1/2 Texas. Whale limps I raise KTdd nit three bets SB we call.

AQ4r

Nit rage checks whale bets I snap call nit folds and fumbles a jack and says two overcards!

Card

I call

4

I call

Whale shows T3o no pair no draw I show KT he says "chop" dealer says king plays he is confused I explain "kicker kicks" he says "ah yeah I see now"
11-25-2014 , 11:23 PM
Your quotation makes me think whale was asian.
11-25-2014 , 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by jesse8888
I have finally solved tinder
Duh. Always swipe right to cast a big net. Weed out the uggos when there's a match.

Always start with "Let's bone." If they say yes, win. If they say no, then on to the next one.

Unless you have a different approach, then the rest of us want to know.
11-26-2014 , 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by AlanBostick
He was thinking it was after the daily news cycle was over, l,do.
Still plenty of time for people on the West Coast to block freeways.
11-26-2014 , 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by callipygian
Still plenty of time for people on the West Coast to block freeways.
Always
11-26-2014 , 04:06 AM
Advanced Poker strategy secrets are being revealed on the Bay 101 whiteboards:

11-26-2014 , 12:49 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
11-26-2014 , 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Captain R
My son was watching the Jets/Bills highlights and started laughing uncontrollably for 5 minutes. Sorry DosXX, but at least one person is enjoying watching the Jets.
Sounds like we would be good friends.
11-26-2014 , 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Munga30
Pics or it didn't happen.
I have pics. And video.
11-26-2014 , 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by wbatas
Duh. Always swipe right to cast a big net. Weed out the uggos when there's a match.

Always start with "Let's bone." If they say yes, win. If they say no, then on to the next one.

Unless you have a different approach, then the rest of us want to know.
This is GTO tinder. You can make some large exploitative adjustments.
11-27-2014 , 11:04 AM
Good morning and happy Thanksgiving.

Also, Babar is poised to make his 20kth post soon. Wait for it....

      
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