I needled a random guy for the first time in a really long time, but I couldn't help myself.
8/16
Final board: T

8

7

-A

-6

(3 players)
I donk the river from the BB with Q

9

. MP folds, button calls with his remaining 3 chips and shows me one card, the A

.
Villain is a regular, a 50s white guy, wearing sunglasses and a hoodie and fancies him the table captain.
I table my hand and then he shows his other card, the 9

.
Villain (talking to the players around him): "Wow. Dealer, can I get a heart one time? No wait, the 6

. That would have been a lot of action."
I don't say anything. I've been quiet this whole time.
Villain: "Or the J

. He would have gone a lot of bets with the J

. That would have been sick. I would have got him good on that one".
Another hand goes by and I don't say anything.
Finally, after about a minute I look at him and say, "I think you're wrong."
Villain: "What? Did you say I'm wrong? We wouldn't have gone a lot of bets on the J

?".
Me: "No."
Villain: "Huh? You make a big straight there, we'd go 4 or 5 bets at least."
Me: "I don't think so."
Villain, perplexed, "Well, why not???"
Me: "'cause you were all in."