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Originally Posted by jesse8888
this is gonna sound pretty bad but does anybody have any advice on how to play large field lhe tournaments?
Pretty bad? All you've gotta say is "pretty bad?"
The following is "pretty bad."
Doc goes into his patient's room and asks him what's wrong. Dude says he's been losin' weight, havin' belly pain and is nauseated all the time. Doc examines him, says he needs to get some blood tests, a CT scan and will be back to chat with him.
Blood tests and CT are done and doc returns. Doc says, "Well, I've got good news and bad news."
Dude says, "Gimme the bad news first."
Doc says, "Looks like you've got liver cancer and you're gonna die in two months."
Dude says, "Jesus Christ, doc, what could be good news after that?"
Doc says, "You remember that really hot, 22 year-old blond receptionist with big tits that checked you in?"
"Yeah, sure."
Doc says, "Well... I'm ****in' her."
Just tell me it ain't that bad.