Table 15 Pharmaceuticals IMO.

In that case, you're not busto, you're either on sabbatical, or retired.

Busto is more amusing.

Especially since there's a non-zero number of people who think I suck.

O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The roll has weather’d every rack, the pot we sought is won,
The cage is near, the bells I hear, the railbirds all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the chiprack grim and daring;
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the splashing chips of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen busto and dead.

Limit game w/o kill, guy wins two in a row, "Is this a kill pot?"

In the sense that whenever someone makes that joke I want to kill them, yes

"Nobody would object to a friendly straddle, sir".

golfclap

also quite solid. old classics > new classics imo

You may talk of gin and beer
When quartered safe out here
And you're playing penny ante hold'em
But when it comes to slaughter
You're by fountains of water
At the only place in Vegas that's got'em

Now in Vegas' sunny clime
Where I used to spend my time
Pounding them 'ritas at the bar
Of all them geek-faced crew
The finest man that I knew
Was our regimental gambler, Captain R

He was win win win!
You limping the brick dust, Captain R
Hey, crazy pineapple!
Deuce seven! Gamble!
You squidgy nosed degen, Captain R

They shipped chips his way
To bring back to the Bay
And his bullets drilled the LAGtard
He tucked tix inside
And three bet him wide
"I hope you liked your drink," says Captain R

Yes, win win win!
Though I've felted you and played you
By the living God that made you
You're a better man than I am, Captain R!

God Bless and keep you Cali

Vegas qoutes:

Mix game guy: this game is too hard.
Me: sir. Some of us are on the wagon and trying to take advantage.

Me: no part of razzdeucy involves badugi
*******: sure it does
Me: is there a Ba? How about an Oogie?
*******: .......

I wish you could take back that bet, my friend
You could fold nines with all the lines
I've been value betting
And if you do not want to raise me again
I would understand
I would understand

The angry boy, a bit too insane
Icing over a secret pain
I know you Hollywood long
You're the first to fight
You're way too bored
You're the 3-bet light
On a monotone board
I know something's wrong

Everyone I know has got a reason
To say
Put the dick away

Well done y'all.

What does that mean?

you missed that joke cause you were on your 3rd super crazy pineapple (that's a double shot of grey goose and a glass of pineapple juice).

That's a hold'em nuclear wrap. Top pair and a wheel draw.

The reason why we put LHE in the Venetian 4/8 mix:

Smelly guys opens UTG, SB calls, I call with KK in BB.

Flop: KJ3 (3 players, 6 sb)
UTG bets, SB calls, I raise, UTG 3!, SB calls, I 4!, UTG 5!, SB calls, I call.

Turn: 7 (3 players, 10.5 bb)
UTG bets, SB calls, I raise, UTG 3!, SB tanks and folds, I 4!, UTG says "cap it" and 5!, I call.

River: A (2 players, 21.5 bb)
I c/r, UTG calls.

2 rack pot almost got me even.

It occurred to me that CP is much better discarding after the flop action. Like you might want to ditch top pair and keep your open-ender if the flop action is ridiculous.

not in our short handed game. but yes in a great 9 handed game yes.

Was that 5-bet on the turn really a cap at Venetian? I think at most places it wouldn't be, as it was HU when the 5th bet went in.

Turbo 6 bet. I explained this.

In fairness we played RazzDeucy and weren't sure if the game was "deuce to seven is the nuts" razz or "Razz and deuce to seven split pot" and I had to explan to a guy that there was no way badugi was involved. So this....well...it wasn't capped, it's not capped, end of discussion, but whatever. Captain let him keep his 2 chips ($2).

This was after I had to explain to the man that "SUPER RazzDeucy" which meant we dealt four down cards then dropped two (we were 8 handed at the time) was probably not the best idea given we'd had to shuffle mid-second draw in Badacy.....

This was about 5 shots in - I asked the dealer to clarify the whole cap thing, then I looked down and somehow already had 5 bets in front of me (not sure who put them in, but 10% chance it was Tyler Durden) so I decided to play dumb and pretend like I meant to call so I could scooby-doo the river.

To be fair, nobody knows the rules to razzdeucy. Not Google, not even Joe Tall --

In fairness

**** you Cali