That is a distortion of the facts sir, and I did try to give you $150, which you graciously pointed out

Haha, that's awesome. Last place I went to that was all some guys did.

How do they get a workout in if they only stand around grunting while they drop weights?

Remember those ads with the guy that keeps saying "I pick things up and put them down."? I laugh to myself when people ask me what I do for work because that's what I do 80% of the time. 10% of the time I take things apart. 10% of the time I put things together. Getting paid for exercise is the **** imo.

In related news:

I'm going to a crossfit gym for the first time tomorrow. I've never been into the really intense workouts, but I'm looking forward to seeing how much I can snatch and clean.

I cannot be bribed.

I couldn't really find a way to fit it into my post, but they grunt loudly, lift once, slam the weights to the ground and then walk around for 30 minutes or so and then repeat.

I mean they were in way better shape than I'll ever be, but I always found it kind of amusing. Maybe they were there all day and I just always missed their actual workout.

Alright, I'm buying HH's debt at $1.50 / $1

Sending good vibes to my buddy @adam_coats (Twitter). Second time playing the Main and he's making a deep run with 855k bagged EOD 4. ~300 left! gogogogo!

Apparently vodka, cigarettes, 2+2, and the resulting sleepiness is more important to me than working out at 9am on a Saturday morning.

I'll have to settle for lifting in the driveway. The gun show starts around 1pm.

Brazil getting rollo'd early again.

In other news, so tilting to drive two hours to be first on the list for a long while. So now I'm watching the game while playing online (or what I'd be doing if I was at my house)

I busted 13th. With about 26 or so left, I lose a huge pot where I 3bet shoved QQ for ~30BBs over an 8x (lol, yes 8x) open. He tank called w/ JJ and binked the AJx flop. I had 3.5BBs after we counted down the stacks. 4 hands later I'm back up to 25BBs again. Got it AI again as a huge favorite a few orbits later for about 15BBs each, my 66 vs his 55 and he flops quads gjge my over pairs (KK lost to TT for about 45BBs AIPF in like level 3). I had one SB left after the hand and lost it 2 hands later vs the same guy who has QQ vs my 87s. I flop OESD, turn FD but brick river.

Obviously you needed my awesome sweating powers, but my car broke so I couldn't get over there.

LOL Donkaments.

In right after lol donkaments

important trivia question:

what famous musician is the son of a professional gambler/oaks card club casino manager?

Every member of Nsync.

I'm playing 40 for the first time.

Wheeeeee

Gogogogo!

Just saw a random old man cold cap ATo after calling an UTG raise cold on A99tt w/ no BDFD and be shocked his hand was no good

Quit. Forever..

Lol NLHE. 2/5 where you can buy in for largest stack ($5k so game plays super deep). I buy in for $1k.

First hand I post CO, 7 way limped pot, I check J4 and take it down on a 443 flop.

Second hand a raise a limper to $30 with AhAc. Button, BB and limper call. Flop is 9d8d4c. I bet $80, button raises to $200 with like $600 behind, tagalongs fold, I raise to $540 (I know bad right - but wtf I don't play nl), he shoves and I call the last $260.

He has red jacks and of course the turn is the Td giving him a brazillion outs but the river is the As. So after doubling through in the first 2 minutes I fold a ton, butcher a few more big hands and cash out like 5 hours later with $2.3k.

Going back tonight for round 2.

Hf

Did Leo coin a new word? I really want to incorporate brazillion into my vocabulary.

I don't know, who?

I know MC Hammer's dad used to play at the Oaks. Not sure if he was a professional gambler or a manager.

callipygian wins!

Yes u barred

Champion!