Sign #548993847566 that I've gotten too old:
Walked into the local Starbucks, usual order is a Grande Iced Tea unsweetened and a banana bread for mom and a Grande Pike in a Venti cup for me. Took a look in the case and it was practically empty (damn holiday, damn winter visitors) and the convo w/ the young 20's female barista went like this:
'Did the Mongol Horde pass through here this morning?'
'What's that?'
'They came out of Mongolia and ran over almost everybody.'
'Where's Mongolia?
'Never mind, just give me my regular drinks.'
'No cake today?'
'
WHAT cake?
'We've got a few left.'
'Nothing mom likes, just the drinks.'
'OK.'
Damn winter visitors, sometimes there isn't even a parking spot.