I like the replies, especially "when will your 20/40 seat open up so we can get back to having fun?"
I actually can have quite a bit of fun with the jerks at the table. I am able to pull off saying ridiculous things while seeming quite sincere. It drives them nuts.
I go mainly to have fun and unwind, and if I win or lose I am okay. Of course I would prefer winning, and am trying to learn to play better. I am not the worst player or best (by far) at the table.
The older man critiquing my play asked how I could call a raise with 78s after I beat him with a straight. I replied "it was easy, I am in my lucky seat".
Also, a similar guy from a previous trip gets super pissed when my ace king beats his aces (flopped a king, rivered another). He goes on and on about it for about two orbits when I decide to explain my play. I let him know that I was lucky to win the coin flip. He freaks out saying aces vs ace king isn't a coin flip. I told him there were only two of us in the pot, so it was 50/50 which made it a coin flip.
I then gave him a look as though I had an epiphany, and told him actually I was the favorite. He was getting more and more agitated, and asks me to explain how I could be the favorite there. I told him because I only needed 3 cards to make a straight while he needed 4.
I only do it to the rude guys, but it is fun and seems to really get them worked up.
My absolute favorite happened a couple of months ago. I was running good and getting very lucky, and the table coach kept pointing out my mistakes. I got lucky in a very big pot with 9/10s and he berated me, asking how I could call a raise preflop with 10 high. Then closed it with, keep playing that way, I could use the money.
I replied back I know I am getting very lucky and running good. It really doesn't seem fair that someone who plays as well as you do always loses.
Again, I say it in a very sincere way, as though I actually felt badly for him.
It makes me