I don't always botch a hand, but when I do, it's 3-handed, and I'm probably winning and a little (or a lot) on auto-pilot.
Open ATs UTG, button calls, BB calls...button has been a station this whole session, BB is unknown, recently sat down.
T9sX flop, not my suit obv. I bet and both call. Turn either K or Q completes flush draw, checked around. River is a blank and BB leads out. I fold, button calls and wins with a 9. BB goes on to bet-and-muck-when-called on river at least three more times before leaving. So ****ing terrible
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ETA: Just thought of another one from a few months ago...couple limpers and I raise KJs on the button, BB and limpers call to a J-high flop with FD (that I don't have). I bet flop and get called by BB and one limper, bet blank turn and get called. River J that completes the FD. BB goes all-in for 2 chips, limper completes and I muck
I read back hands like this and wonder how I don't go busto