***Official Cereus Regs Thread*** - Page 25 - Small Stakes Poker Forum

You know you can go to a doctor to test you, right? You also know that Match.com does not kick you out just because somebody emails them and do/say and/or make claims on all of those, right? Also you know that writing a lot of things about 15 y/o child on a public site can be used as admissible evidence, right? You're smart, right so you should know all of these

im sorry, I speak english, can you translate this for me?

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10-01-2008 , 12:04 AM

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TheHip41

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Originally Posted by SNOWBALL

If you post your bb and then post your sb, but you time out in the sb, you either have to post on the button or wait until your bb. this makes no sense at all.

Also if you start a 3 handed game in the sb then the very next hand you have to either post your bb on the button or wait until you get the bb.

wtf ap?

This is like when they didn't know what beat what in razz, except it's been going on for years and it's hold em and they should know better.

this happened to me yesterday, and i had auto post on, and i was like, wtf, i'm the button!

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10-01-2008 , 12:23 AM

#603

d1ceM@N

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ok... so no bonus....

how bout the LHE games.... they any good on ub or are they drying up...?

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10-01-2008 , 12:39 AM

#604

mntbikr15

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Originally Posted by SNOWBALL

This is like when they didn't know what beat what in razz, except it's been going on for years and it's hold em and they should know better.

lol i remember this

quality thread imo...many laughs were had

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10-01-2008 , 01:24 AM

#605

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Originally Posted by SNOWBALL

This has always been like this...when I'm sitting HU with someone and one of us is sitting out I never hit autopost until after an orbit has fully been played. It always acts like you just sat and have to post OTB. It's dumb, doubt it will change. w/e, I raise most of my buttons 3 handed anyway.

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10-01-2008 , 09:35 AM

#606

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Originally Posted by Palomino

Palomino raises MOST of her buttons 3 handed like ILP bangs most of the 100lb Asian chicks that will let him...

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10-01-2008 , 09:37 AM

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Palomino raises MOST of her buttons 3 handed like ILP bangs most of the 100lb Asian chicks that will let him...

she only throws back the ones that she cant raw dog?

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10-01-2008 , 09:45 AM

#608

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After all if you cant raw dog, you end up limping in and one must always be raised to enjoy the button.

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10-01-2008 , 11:02 AM

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ILOVEPOKER929

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Originally Posted by noles321

After all if you cant raw dog, you end up limping in and one must always be raised to enjoy the button.

Ha! I didn't know what raw dog meant. Just looked it up. I'm trying to figure out which version of raw dog I like best. It's a toss up between this one and this one.

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10-01-2008 , 11:05 AM

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both are pretty meh. its just any sex with no condom

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10-01-2008 , 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

both are pretty meh. its just any sex with no condom

Yeah I was just joking. I thought it was funny that they had different versions. I'm not a fan of either one though. Anal sex without lube is just ******ed and raw dogging and bailing defeats the purpose of trying to raw dog a girl in the first place. If they had a raw dog and bail after 6-18 months, with raw dog in the butt with lube included in the package, then I would be game.

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10-01-2008 , 11:28 AM

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who wouldnt?

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10-01-2008 , 11:55 AM

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who wouldnt?

Let me be more specific. I'm looking for a girl who likes pink socks, water sports, pearl necklaces, boston pancakes, and strawberry shortcakes, who wouldn't mind if I gave her a Tony Danza once in a while.

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10-01-2008 , 12:31 PM

#614

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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

I am still crying over the TONY DANZA...... THAT IS GREAT

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10-01-2008 , 12:37 PM

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most of the others disturb me greatly

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10-01-2008 , 01:53 PM

#616

DrVanNostrin

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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

I think you would get more responses on match.com if you didn't include the links in your profile.

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10-01-2008 , 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by noles321

After all if you cant raw dog, you end up limping in and one must always be raised to enjoy the button.

noles, this is awesome on so many levels

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10-01-2008 , 08:12 PM

#618

GemiNiveK

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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin

I think you would get more responses on match.com if you didn't include the links in your profile.

Or photos, for that matter.

Or any of your thoughts on life.

Hmmm...dude, just take down the profile already.

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10-01-2008 , 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TheHip41

noles, this is awesome on so many levels

That was pretty genius by Noles.

He would fit right in, in this thread.

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10-01-2008 , 11:13 PM

#620

mntbikr15

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Anyone gonna be in vegas oct 20th-25th?

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10-02-2008 , 12:41 AM

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Anyone gonna be in vegas oct 20th-25th?

you and NW can get together for some dinner

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10-02-2008 , 12:45 AM

#622

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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

That was pretty genius by Noles.

He would fit right in, in this thread.

cliffnotes:

poker is like sex....

my favorite

"got to attack the blind?"

very ilpesque

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10-02-2008 , 12:48 AM

#623

mntbikr15

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Originally Posted by TheHip41

you and NW can get together for some dinner

plz plz plz plz say its so

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10-02-2008 , 01:26 AM

#624

GemiNiveK

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Originally Posted by mntbikr15

plz plz plz plz say its so

I think you'd make a cute couple...

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10-02-2008 , 01:30 AM

#625

mntbikr15

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Originally Posted by GemiNiveK

I think you'd make a cute couple...

Id finally get to play with a set of DD's!

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