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It feels like forever ago that I helped you pick that TV out. I wonder what the problem is. Either way, once you get it, this lag time will be just a minor annoyance. In the mean time, you need to get a blu-ray player. It will make your movie watching experience that much better on your awesome TV.

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01-04-2010 , 12:57 AM

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TheHip41

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Obesity kills more people than fire in the U.S.

you are just jealous i have bigger breasts than you

and wes, in all seriousness, it's an awful idea

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01-04-2010 , 02:43 AM

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TheHip41

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Ha! You don't think I wish she was into you in that way? Having you as my in-law would be the most awesomest setup ever. Alas, only in classic movies like this is this arrangement possible.

you should just explain to her that these are her only options as an attractive single female

1. find a guy you really like, and he will treat you like garbage

2. find a guy you don't really like and he will treat you like a princess

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01-04-2010 , 09:29 AM

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ColeW123

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Originally Posted by TheHip41

you are just jealous i have bigger breasts than you

and wes, in all seriousness, it's an awful idea

Ewwy..stop being a such a porker Hip.

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01-04-2010 , 02:17 PM

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Ewwy..stop being a such a porker Hip.

cole, that wasn't a knock on me, i'm just a normal guy. I'm 5'6" and about 190.

I'm obviously not skinny, but I'm not obese

on the subject, did anyone else notice when martina posted the picture the arrow wasn't pointed at the girls top?

i did

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01-04-2010 , 02:43 PM

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you are just jealous i have bigger breasts than you

and wes, in all seriousness, it's an awful idea

awful idea for her

awesome idea for the forum's collective entertainment

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01-04-2010 , 02:59 PM

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awful idea for her

awesome idea for the forum's collective entertainment

if it was a stranger, it would be awesome, but i actually like both people involved, so i'd rather not put them through this

honestly wes, the longer your sister goes being single, while being that hot, kinda makes me not want to go near that.

if other guys are figuring something out, maybe i should trust their instinct

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01-04-2010 , 03:03 PM

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move her to Portland and I'll be that guy

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01-04-2010 , 03:39 PM

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minuteman233

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Originally Posted by TheHip41

cole, that wasn't a knock on me, i'm just a normal guy. I'm 5'6" and about 190.

Havent been keeping up with this thread but in no way is 5 9 and 190 "normal"....

Well, maybe it is but that doesnt make it ok.

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01-04-2010 , 05:09 PM

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on the subject, did anyone else notice when martina posted the picture the arrow wasn't pointed at the girls top?

tits are overrated imo, besides martina is asian, what do you expect?

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01-04-2010 , 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

Speaking of weird threads. I talked to my sister recently and she said she would like me to create a 2+2 thread with her pic in it, and see if I could find a 2+2er from Michigan who is smart, good looking, and has a good job. Once I picked the guy I would PM him her number and then they would line up a dinner date. I've been reluctant to do this, but then again I'm tired of my sister dating losers, and I think it would be cool if I had a 2+2er as an in-law. I suppose if I did create the thread it would be in OOT? Is this a dumb idea or should I go for it?

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01-04-2010 , 05:37 PM

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walsh313

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Obviously BMI calculators are complete crap since they don't take a bunch of factors into account, but a quick check tells you something you don't want to hear Hip...

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01-04-2010 , 05:56 PM

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You guys are aware thehip lives in the midwest?

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01-04-2010 , 06:44 PM

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Obviously BMI calculators are complete crap since they don't take a bunch of factors into account, but a quick check tells you something you don't want to hear Hip...

i'm not saying i'm not fat, i'm fat

i'm just not a 300 pound blob

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01-04-2010 , 07:45 PM

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GCP

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Give it ten years.

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01-04-2010 , 07:51 PM

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Give it ten years.

shouldn't you be cold calling someone?

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01-04-2010 , 07:56 PM

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BMI indicators will tell an anorexic woman that she's fat

those things are completely out of touch with reality

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01-04-2010 , 08:36 PM

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9ball

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how the f. did i miss this thread??? its awesome

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01-05-2010 , 02:38 AM

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DrVanNostrin

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500/1k HUHU going on atm xblink vs. akbourbon

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01-05-2010 , 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Scorcho

BMI indicators will tell an anorexic woman that she's fat

those things are completely out of touch with reality

No they don't. They're a decent rough estimate of a person. The gf is a dietitian, she knows all about that ****.

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how the f. did i miss this thread??? its awesome

Indeed it is.

I'm like 6'0, 150, sexy beast, ldo! Muahah.

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01-05-2010 , 03:02 AM

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500/1k HUHU going on atm xblink vs. akbourbon

ak wins ~50k

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01-05-2010 , 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin

ak wins ~50k

Maybe I should download a cereus network or something so I can see these big highsteaks games. Or do I have to be non-american?

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01-05-2010 , 03:08 AM

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DrVanNostrin

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I'm american afaik. It's really rare for something that big to go, so I wouldn't clutter your computer to rail.

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01-05-2010 , 03:34 AM

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TheHip41

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Originally Posted by ColeW123

No they don't. They're a decent rough estimate of a person. The gf is a dietitian, she knows all about that ****.

Indeed it is.

I'm like 6'0, 150, sexy beast, ldo! Muahah.

still won't stop your girlfriend from roaming

ldo

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