Of course. I don't lie about my age. I tried that once and made a total fool out of myself. Back when I was 25, I was talking to a 18 year old from online on the phone and I told her I was 20. Ten minutes later, I told her I had a younger sister who was 24. She immediately spotted the contradiction and I was never able to recover. Direct lying is not one of my specialties so I try to avoid it as much as possible.

i am telling this younger girl i'm 25. she's dumb as bricks, so it's working so far.


not the girl from yesterday

Ha! Well the only thing I know for sure is she's better than any of my past girls although it's close to a tie between her and the black girl. I've never been good at the rating thing though probably because I tend to think any girl that's skinny is hot.

Lying about your age seems dumb.

It's because most of them are.

My grandpa used to tell me that for every lie you tell, you gotta tell seven more lies just to make sure you don't get caught. Sage words to live by imo. Lies of omission are much easier to manage.

when i'm 31, and she's 21, not so much

in this one area, i'm much more accomplished than you

Age is irrelevant once you're past 21.

i agree with you



but a girl that's 21 that sees me and knows i'm 31


she doesn't respond


that same girl thinks i'm 26, then i'm just a little old for her, not her dad

Congrats ILP, I don't think she's a 9, but definitely nice looking and right up your alley. Sorry to interrupt all the dating stuff but I had to post my new thinnest vbet ever.
Board:
NOWECANT (UTG): $2,889.67
MRWONKAMAN (CO): $1,584
HITITONETIME (Button): $573
BLIEBS (SB): $432
HERO (BB): $4,745.82

Dealt to HERO 7 6

Pre-flop:
NOWECANT raises to $60, (2 folds), BLIEBS calls $45, HERO calls $30

Flop: ($180) 3 8 8 (3 Players)
BLIEBS checks, HERO checks, NOWECANT bets $30, BLIEBS calls $30, HERO raises to $60, NOWECANT calls $30, BLIEBS calls $30

Turn: ($360) 5 (3 Players)
BLIEBS checks, HERO bets $60, NOWECANT calls $60, (1 folds)

River: ($480) 5 (2 Players)
HERO bets $60, NOWECANT calls $60

Results:
HERO Showed 7 6
NOWECANT Mucks 4 4
HERO wins $597

most people don't have kids when they're 10.

This.

But if you're been doing this for a while then I'm sure you know how the age thing work out.

I know this guy who is dated a 49 year old chick. He's 21. It's absurd.

It's very important. I don't usually put anything sharp down there, just get a bear trimmer or something specifically for that purpose. It just looks presentable and feels better. Trust me, it's the right play.

Haha, I've been told I'm quite the pro at this.


Yuck. I'm assuming she's not talking about the car crash fetish movie. Country is god awful. I've never been a huge fan of South Park though. I know it's funny, but I rarely choose to watch it if it's on.

I probably need to go to OOT more often so I can know what a 9 really is That said I hope to get better pics of her in the future.

About your hand:

Your flop play is interesting. With two people committed, I usually wouldn't go for it, but that doesn't mean it's wrong. The prospect of your opponents having close to 12 pair outs (Sometimes they share cards) along with those times they turn a draw that takes them to the river seems daunting. It certainly helps that you have two backdoor draws and often 6 pair outs yourself, and if anyone 3bets your flop CR you can just bail immediately so in many scenarios your cost wont be that bad. And I suspect if either player is the type to call down with Ax in this spot then this play is a no-go.

This is good. My main problem is I didn't know what tool to use. I'm assuming you meant beard trimmer since nothing showed up on google image for "bear trimmer". I will follow your advice and buy this immediately.

Live demonstrations = Your my coach

It's this movie. I think it's way overhyped.

Yeah I would rather be waterboarded than listen to country. I think you should give South Park a real chance. Seasons 1-4 aren't that good, but it really steps it up near the end of season 5 and beyond.

I figured it was that Crash, and yes, beard trimmer. I want to give South Park a real chance. It is a smart show and I think that the creators are very good at poking fun of just about everything. I took a class call "South Park and Philosophy" and we watched an episode every class and talked about it. It was pretty awesome. I remember when I was about 12 and I used to watch it but it was mainly because it was a cartoon and it said cuss words. Hah.

I don't know if I'd rather be waterboarded that listen to country, but it is pretty ****ing horrible.

I think occasionally this is a good play, and i think you have to bluff..i mean vbet the river

OMG, she must be dumb as a brick to be "dating" you.

+1

Oh God, it's the catnapper again! **** is going down.

You scared of me? Hmm it's very empowering

1) gtfo with your poker content
2) it's lame to out the fish

Re: South Park

I find the politics extremely annoying, even when I agree with them. Those guys can be funny as hell, they need drop the politics and stick to humor. That being said, the greatest hits/best of DVD was one of the best things I've ever seen.