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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
Is it a good sign that ILP hasn't posted a TR yet?
TR hasn't come yet cause I stayed up really late and then had to go work at my pseudo-job and after that I went to see Avatar with a friend. Here is the TR:
Well the first good thing is she showed up. Around 5% of the time you get stood up in this business so that's something that's always on my mind. As far as the date, I think I performed very poorly which I would say is not characteristic of me given that I've been on 100-200 blind/online dates over the last 11 years. At this point, I should know what the hell I'm doing by now. And usually I'm very calm and relaxed and everything flows very well, but for some reason I was nervous as hell. I kept talking about boring subjects for too long, I wasn't even attempting to be humorous, and I kept saying "you know" after almost all my sentences. It was bad. I felt like I was in high school all over again. I don't know if this was because I'm rusty (This has only been my second date since the breakup), or if I was just intimidated by this girl. I think it was mostly the latter.
I mean to me at least, this girl was gorgeous. She had the face of an angel with unbelievable soft, tight skin. One of my friends coined the term "dolphin skin" to describe this feature and I think it fits perfectly. You could really tell this girl was 21. She had a beautiful smile and these mesmerizing deep blue eyes that I would get completely lost in if I looked at them too long. I think her eyes may have been what rattled me the most. Her body was perfect too. I would guess she had small C-cups which I think is close to optimal and her ass was nice and tight like one made in 1988 should be.
Whenever she was talking it was hard to listen to her because a constant barrage of intrusive thoughts kept attacking my mind. "You don't deserve this girl" "She's so out of your league." "God I would give anything to hold her." "I wonder if she shaves down there." etc. Well anyways, the standard procedure on these dates is we part ways when dinner is over and we then email each other later if we're still interested. That's the way I almost always set things up. If the girl wants to do something beyond that, it's her call. Well after about an hour, we got to talking about movies and I mentioned Slumdog Millionaire saying I thought it was good, and she had never seen it. Then she says, "Lets go see it." And I was like, "Tonight?" and she said, "Sure.". At this point I'm thinking, "OMFG I don't know why or how but this girl actually likes me, please do not f**k this up."
Then she's like, "Lets go to your place." My first thought was, "Oh ****, my room's a mess and there's pubes all over the bathroom floor because I tried cutting some of my manbush for the first time in my life the other day. My sheets also haven't been changed in over a month and now they smell weird. Basically I'm a complete idiot because I should've prepared for this possibility ahead of time, but I really never thought it would get this far. The odds of her liking me were already very low. Combine that with the low probability of her liking me
and wanting to go to my house after dinner and then we're getting asymptotically close to zero. That said, nothing justifies me not being ready for this infinitesimal opportunity. Anyways, I told her my room's a mess but I'll clean it very quickly, but then she said, "Well if you want we can just go to my place and watch it." Inside, I was like, "Thank God! Crisis averted and never again will I be this ill-prepared!"
So we got the movie and went to her apartment. We started watching the movie on her couch and she immediately leans her body against mine. This was very exciting to me. We barely know each other and she's already initiating physical contact. This doesn't happen to me very often. At this point, I knew I had to make a move before the night was over. Her gesture was an invitation and I can't ignore it. I decided I wouldn't do anything big during the movie since she had never seen it before, but I did do something. About an hour into the movie I started holding her hands and gently caressing them along with her arms. She was very receptive to this as she started to do the same thing to me.
After the movie, we talked a little, while we we're still holding hands, and then there was a lull in the conversation. At this point, I was like, f**k it, I'm going for a kiss. Before I could even reach her lips, she aggressively grabbed me to pull me closer to her and we started making out. My swashbuckling hands ventured all over her body and she never pushed them away. It quickly became clear that she would let me touch her wherever I wanted. After some heavy petting and sensuous neck/stomach kissing, I unbuttoned her bra and went to work on sucking and kissing the best looking breasts I have ever seen. It was at this point I knew, I'm gonna have sex tonight. I couldn't believe it. It was a wonderful euphoric feeling. I still couldn't understand why this was happening so quick. Maybe she was just really lonely and horny and I just happened to meet her at the exact right time. I quickly pushed such musings out of my mind. This wasn't the time to be analytical.
So several minutes after I was sucking on her amazingly taut titties, she said the magic words, "Let's go to my bed." My heart almost burst out of my chest. I felt like one of the luckiest men in the world. Once in her room, I quickly pulled off her pants as she was laying on the bed, and then I got to enjoy one of my favorite experiences: Pulling the panties off a girl for the very first time. Nothing beats that. The pussy was perfectly shaved, and I promptly went to work kissing, sucking and licking that pussy as best I could.
As I was going down on her, I thought to myself, "I wonder if my skills are even remotely as good as Palo's on this?" All I knew for sure was I was going to do the best job I could. I would not fail this audition. I was down there a very long time, licking pussy, licking ass, licking everything. I wanted this girl to know exactly how I felt about her. After that she pulled me up and we made passionate love.
I'm not sure how well I did in this department because I was a little off my game. For one, I had to take a massive sh*t, and two, I had already beat off earlier in the day (more poor planning on my part). But I think it went well. The pussy was tight as hell, and I lasted as long as she wanted me to last and then I sprayed my love juice all over her back. Afterwards, we cuddled and I lightly touched her all over until we both feel asleep. I woke up two hours later at around 5am and went home to try to get some decent sleep before work. I hugged her and kissed her good bye.
We talked on the phone tonight, and we made plans to play some Nintendo Wii at my place tomorrow. I think it's safe to say I officially have a new girlfriend now.