WTF has happened to our beloved thread... Party regs and Stars regs are now more active than us. This is very disheartening. It has been at least two days since ILP has graced us with some interesting Asain stories and I am going through withdrawl. WTF

I was going to brag that I finally qualified for this and then saw the change in interest rate. In any case, 5 > 0.

cereus has been slowly eroding our benefits.

from last year, when they changed the rate at which bonuses clear, to changing the amount of bonuses they give out, to changing the points for cash, so instead of 1000 per 25000 hands, you get like 500, and now they take half the interest away.


If there was a place I could go to earn more benefits, I would go, but Stars and FT offer less bonuses that AP, so I stay




noles, nothing is happening because nothing is happening at AP.

just tables full of ***ps and a few random fish

So happy I'm not a RB pro anymore, I don't even pay attention to benefits anymore. Can't remember the last time I did a reload bonus.

Plenty of ***ps but more than usual fish IMO at least at 10 and 15

Nothing much of interest for me lately. Been dating the same Asian chick for the last 5 months:



I would say things are going well overall. We have a good chemistry going although in the sex department she fails miserably. (No BJs, and she just lays there like a dead fish). These negatives are somewhat mitigated by the fact that she puts out whenever I want. (even when she's pissed off at me) The major reasons I'm still with her are:

1) She gives me a lot of space. I only have to see her twice a week and she usually only spends the night once.

2) Even when she's over I don't have to pay much attention to her. She's usually typing on her laptop working on her book most of the day while I'm 2+2ing or surfing the internet. When she's tired of doing that, we have sex and then she goes to bed and I move to the living room to do more 2+2ing and internet surfing until I get tired. I basically never have to entertain her.

3) She laughs at my corny raunchy sense of humor whereas most of my other ex-girlfriends would get pissed off. This girl actually gets me.

I would say this is the most low maintenance relationship I have ever been in. I hope it lasts a long time, but it's still fundamentally doomed given the no BJ factor.

I'm also seeing a couple girls on the side. The black girl I was seeing in December (The one I talked about in this thread before) came back into the picture. I hook up with her once or twice a week. She has the hottest body I have ever been with, the sex is awesome, and she gives head as good as any girl I've ever had. I don't want her as my girlfriend though because we have absolutely nothing in common, and like most girls (probably most people) my sense of humor pisses her off. It's basically exhausting being around her with clothes on. I told her I see no future for us and yet she is still content to be friends with benefits. What she sees in me I'll never understand.

I'm also seeing another ex-girlfriend once a week. She's one of the few white girls that ever liked me. She's the one I mentioned awhile back perhaps in the first AP regs thread. She's the one who would strip for my friends and have sex with them if I asked her too which is why I loved her so. She's very poor now and has a kid. So I have sex with her once a week and give her $100. She doesn't have the body she once had but the nostalgia factor carries us through.

I'm going to stick with this Asian girl/black girl/white girl rotation for the foreseeable future. A lot of my time and energy is taken away, and my wallet is getting thinner and thinner, but my penis has never been happier.

Lolol.....just wow

+1

This is by far my favorite quote in the post.



i've heard all these stories, any new ones?




also, this is a good example of "careful what you wish for"

Can't think of anything except a new Asian massage place opened up on Sept 21, on the corner of Warren and Merriman. It's kind of a shady neighborhood so I figured there was potential. I went on the 22nd, the girl was decent looking and it appeared my chances of getting a happy ended were dashed when she told me I had to keep my boxers on. However, several times during the massage she would move her hands inside my boxers and graze my balls. (Ball grazing is the 2nd best clue that a happy ending is happening. Dick grazing being obv #1). In fact I have never had a girl touch my balls and not give a happy ending.

Well when the massage was over the girl says, "Would you like to pay for more massage?" and I said, "What do you mean by more massage?" She says, "You want more massage you have to pay more." Sensing a communication breakdown I just got straight to the point and said, "Can you give me a happy ending?" She had a quizzical look on her face and then she basically repeated herself saying, "If you like more massage, you have to pay more." It was clear to me that this Asian was so fresh off the boat that she didn't even know what "happy ending" meant. So then I said, "Do you massage down here" dutifully pointing to the driving force of my life. She smiled and put her hand on my on boxers, rubbed my 100% all-beef thermometer and then said, "Sorry we don't do that." What a ****ing tease! Grazing my balls left and right, molesting my lovestick and then denies me. The nerve!

Anyways, the massage cost $70, I tipped her $15 on top of that. I'll never go back.

ILP saves thread again.

Not a huge rap fan but really enjoying this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgMAh0fpLQY

Album is called man on the moon...worth a listen imo

Wow, I loved it and I haven't been a rap fan since the 90's. This song is the perfect background to any sports montage video. I predict a lot of people on youtube using this song for just that purpose in the near future.

Still, my favorite rap song of all time has to be this. This song hit me at an impressionable time (somewhere in my teens). Basically at a time when I didn't have a clue how to deal with women. The many epiphanic moments this song evoked played an integral role in shaping my philosophy towards women. There is a wellspring of wisdom in that masterpiece.

does he refer to woman with clothes as a burden?

I didn't realize that was a controversial viewpoint. Seems like a truism to me. Now to preempt possible accusations of misogyny, let me make something clear. I am a misanthrope, not a misogynist. The fact that I believe women have a redeeming quality when naked does not implicate me on the latter. On the contrary, it reveals my soft side.

Anyways here are some sage passages from that song:

Nate Dogg:

Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't ****, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Cause I have never
met a girl
That I love
in the whole wide world

Kurupt:

I know the pussy's mine, I'ma **** a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't **** to me
i gives a ****, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!

Snoop Doggy Dogg:

I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it
Cause you know I don't love em

Warren G:

So back up bitch cuz i'm strugglin, so get
on your knees and then start jugglin
these mother****in nuts in your mouth

Chorus: It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none

I, for one, am shocked you are still single

That has more to do with my viewpoint towards marriage than anything else. I don't need a governmental stamp of approval to sanctify my love life.

I cant buy anything from the AP store. it just says i need to delete cookies. I follow the instructions to delete the cookies exactly but it still dont work. has anybody had this prolblem or can help me out.

Don't buy from the store...trade points for cash.

this

You'll be much better off trading points for cash, then buying whatever you were going to buy with said cash.

I did buy a Ipod touch 32gb for a better price than what I found on the internet but I still did not make out well. Apple cut the price by $99 or something like that two weeks after I placed my order and it took 6 weeks for me to receive the Ipod.

Really?

If you want that particular item the exchange rate is still better for getting cash?

Wouldnt have thought that.

Well, if it takes 6 weeks to get your item then points for cash is a no-brainer

I was considering another monitor. What AP was offering was garbage compared with what I could get at a store for the same price.

how do you sell the points? i didnt think you could transfer points.