this much is true

1. i had a fiance

2. we had sex

3. i never date raped her

4. she stood in the way of my moneytree lifestyle

5. stage left, imo

I agree. I would even go as far as to say sex is overrated.
Foreplay + buildup > lock legs swap gravy part.

ahem

when do you guys sleep &or gamble?

ty thor

Yeah this just happened the one time. We were going at it and then I look down and she's out cold.

I'm not awesome enough to make that happen.

Your girlfriend sounds really cool. I hope you don't mind if I naughty mental images of her.

Once I saw that she was out of it I just finished as soon as possible before things dried up. Had to make sure my mission was accomplished.

ty

How does that not have 20 million views? Definitely going into my favorites.

I am so happy to see our thread is back. I wish I would have wen to Vegas,

I am so happy to see that our thread is alive again. I am pissed I didn't go to Vegas now.

this is infinitely hotter than the original vid

imo, you wouldn't have been invited

........this crazy ass bitch



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this is cut and pasted from a random profile. i had to share cause it's so, so awesome.



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To every guy that said, "Sex CAN wait"


To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"


To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.

To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls

To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her...

To every guy that she cried in front of...


To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.....


To every guy that would give his seat up...


To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her feelings

To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door


To every guy that gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...

jesus i accidentally clicked this thread thinking it was the stars thread

this thread is so much cooler imo

there's sex and drama and drugs and basically all you could want out of a thread dedicated to a subset of people playing on a particular poker platform

welcome to 6 months ago

It's quite funny that he keeps saying I said he sucks, I challenge u to show me one place I said that, in fact I said u don't suck, u r just not as good as u think.

Also, I now understand why u have so many posts and it is quite pathetic.

How's it going everyone? Just wanted to introduce myself to everyone. My name is Cam and I play on AP primarily 6 max 50nl and moving into some 100nl. Looking forward to helping others with their own game and hopefully getting somoe help from others. Anyways gl and run good in '09!!!

Hi, I play with you daily and you are easily one of the best players

hi, good to see you here! i avoid your tables at all costs.

thanks guys. what's your names on AP??

WTF?

lol u guys are dicks. Thank god some1 informed me this is limit.haaa . Wow anyways limit poker are u cereus??

I'm a big fan of the 'call any' button...what can I say?

Just wanted to say I had a blast meeting y'all and couldn't have asked for a better first trip to vegas,

N told me yesterday "you have really good taste in online friends"

does anyone have any stats on me on AP? same name