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Old 09-08-2008, 12:54 AM   #1
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***Official Cereus Regs Thread***

This thread is for discussion of the games on Absolute Poker and UltimateBet and the players that play in them. There are two rules:

1. There will be no linking 2+2 screen names/real names to poker site screen names without permission.

2. While discussing the play of certain players is ok, abuse is not. There should be nothing derogatory at all linked to certain screen names. This includes "idiot", "moron", etc. Keep it to factual analysis of how the person plays and what adjustments you think should be made.

Moderator's comments (SW): This thread replaces the original Absolute Regulars Thread. I appreciate the strong sense of community felt by the AP regulars in SSSH. Low content and somewhat offtopic posts are welcome within reason.

Please refrain from abusing this thread. Personal attacks, abusive language, flaming, invasion of privacy, explicit sexual discussions, racism, sexism, and similar unwelcome posts have no place in this thread or anywhere in SSSH.

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Old 09-08-2008, 01:25 AM   #2
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Re: ***Official Absolute Poker/UltimateBet Regs Thread***

first

cereus biz imo
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:46 AM   #3
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Please refrain from abusing this thread. Personal attacks, abusive language, flaming, invasion of privacy, explicit sexual discussions, racism, sexism, and similar unwelcome posts have no place in this thread or anywhere in SSSH.
Yeah, this isn't going to do it.
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:15 AM   #4
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Yeah, this isn't going to do it.
might as well lock it now
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Old 09-08-2008, 07:29 AM   #5
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cliff notes on why the old one was locked?
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Old 09-08-2008, 09:29 AM   #6
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cliff notes on why the old one was locked?
Discussions going on in the old thread where not appropriate to SSSH so we decided to push the reset button and remind people of the rules, which have always been in place. In the future, this thread unlikely to be locked, but people who can't follow the rules and their posts will be removed.
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Old 09-08-2008, 09:50 AM   #7
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Re: ***Official Absolute Poker/UltimateBet Regs Thread***

Im glad its back!!


NH SUNTINWAIEST! You really owned me there...

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
4 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is Button with T 9
UTG folds, Hero raises, SB folds, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Flop: 9 2 3 (6.6SB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB calls.

Turn: 6 (5.3BB, 2 players)
BB checks,Hero bets,BB raises, Hero calls.

River: A (9.3BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 11.3BB
BB Shows Ad 2d

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Old 09-08-2008, 11:25 AM   #8
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Discussions going on in the old thread where not appropriate to SSSH so we decided to push the reset button and remind people of the rules, which have always been in place. In the future, this thread unlikely to be locked, but people who can't follow the rules and their posts will be removed.
oh wow. That was helpfull...
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Old 09-08-2008, 11:59 AM   #9
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AP shorted me on my August interest. Look out for this.
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Old 09-08-2008, 01:32 PM   #10
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Please refrain from abusing this thread. Personal attacks, abusive language, flaming, invasion of privacy, explicit sexual discussions, racism, sexism, and similar unwelcome posts have no place in this thread or anywhere in SSSH.
it saddens me to say goodbye to geminivek
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:14 PM   #11
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it saddens me to say goodbye to geminivek
I just came a little.
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:15 PM   #12
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but really it makes sense that they closed it. there were too many conversations involving everything but AP/poker. i had just made a post with a dude holding a ps2 controller with a plastic spoon and fork strapped to his wrist.

we can keep this thread poker-related and have any sweet lesbian/childsexing/martina stuff posted in the NC/LC thread. to alert the AP thread, make a poker post in here with a link to the NC thread. ez.
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:17 PM   #13
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Re: ***Official Absolute Poker/UltimateBet Regs Thread***

How about we just make a AP regs NC/LC thread?
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:19 PM   #14
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How about we just make a AP regs NC/LC thread?
AP4LIFE?
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:20 PM   #15
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because now you're talking about having a general NC thread for SSSH and then a poker thread and NC thread for party, stars, fulltilt, ap, ongame, and any others. so 11+ threads on the front page at all times. ain't gonna happen
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:46 PM   #16
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might as well lock it now
Not until Martina pwns you again and you whine to the mods.
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:48 PM   #17
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AP4LIFE?
Yes!

I'd have to update my 2+2 shortcut to go straight there.
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:55 PM   #18
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we can keep this thread poker-related and have any sweet lesbian/childsexing/martina stuff posted in the NC/LC thread. to alert the AP thread, make a poker post in here with a link to the NC thread. ez.
+1, I stop reading the AP thread for long stretches due to too much poker talk, then i come to find out i am missing good old fashioned debauchery....
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Old 09-08-2008, 04:21 PM   #19
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because now you're talking about having a general NC thread for SSSH and then a poker thread and NC thread for party, stars, fulltilt, ap, ongame, and any others. so 11+ threads on the front page at all times. ain't gonna happen
Pretty sure AP regs are the only ones worthy of a seperate NC/LC thread.

Clicking links is dangerous now-a-days with all the rolls out there.
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Old 09-08-2008, 04:52 PM   #20
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AP shorted me on my August interest. Look out for this.
yep. They shorted me by about $600.
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:08 PM   #21
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only a few more weeks until Cereus
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:09 PM   #22
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How about we just make a AP regs NC/LC thread?
because they will just lock it. they obv don't want an AP regs thread NC/LC
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:33 PM   #23
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You dont need to justify your presence as a mod by using all the fancy lock/ban/edit features. There are 10 times as many people who want that thread opened as there are people who had their panties in a knot over what was being said.

If specific individuals are breaking the most sacred of all rules by talking about non-poker issues with other AP regs in the AP reg thread, closing the thread makes a whole lot less sense than warning or temp-banning the offending individuals.
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:48 PM   #24
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There are 10 times as many people who want that thread opened as there are people who had their panties in a knot over what was being said.

If specific individuals are breaking the most sacred of all rules by talking about non-poker issues with other AP regs in the AP reg thread, closing the thread makes a whole lot less sense than warning or temp-banning the offending individuals.
I wasn't wearing any panties as is typically the case when I wear mini-skirts to night clubs or post messages here.

But on a serious note: Abbaddabba for moderator!
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Old 09-08-2008, 06:17 PM   #25
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Not until Martina pwns you again and you whine to the mods.
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