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Old 07-17-2017, 11:20 AM   #801
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Defeating that defense system may be the only combat training I have. In fact, with summer league in town I've been training pretty rigorously all week

Canada, someday I'm coming for your water. It would be easiest for all if by the time I got there you had all the watered bottled and stored in Vancouver strip clubs
Reasonable requests. Anyone know the rates in Canadian dollars for a lap dance, and does the dancer apologize before or after they take your money?
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Old 07-17-2017, 11:23 AM   #802
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Before, during, and after
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:46 PM   #803
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Defeating that defense system may be the only combat training I have. In fact, with summer league in town I've been training pretty rigorously all week
What a patriot! Thank you for your service.

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Canada, someday I'm coming for your water. It would be easiest for all if by the time I got there you had all the watered bottled and stored in Vancouver strip clubs
A friend of mine tells me they don't compare with the Montreal sex clubs.
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Old 07-17-2017, 01:22 PM   #804
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Re: 2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread)

Definitely do not launch your loonies and toonis at them either. I hear it stings.
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Old 07-17-2017, 02:17 PM   #805
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No worries. My strip club etiquette is top notch in any country.

Who brings coins to a strip club anyway? The kind of person who wears flip flops and basketball shorts
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:20 PM   #806
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Let's all be friends.
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:35 PM   #807
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You were picking on Elo again
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:28 PM   #808
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I'm glad strippers can bring us back together.
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:32 PM   #809
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Sorry I couldn't resist
Yah, I couldn't resist either. I didn't mean to needle, I see old reg date/low count posters pop up from time to time, but it often makes me giggle to see what finally gets them to reply.
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:52 PM   #810
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Some one finally having the guts to stand up and say what everybody is already thinking about Canada
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:52 PM   #811
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Some one finally having the guts to stand up and say what everybody is already thinking about Canada
That its an amazing place with fabulous people, syrup and landmarks?
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:54 PM   #812
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Now I'm starting to get all riled up the White House burning issue. Two hundred years doesn't heal some wounds
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:55 PM   #813
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Meh, it's on fire right now anyway, just not literally.
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:56 PM   #814
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It's ok for us to burn our **** down. It's not ok for you to do it
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:57 PM   #815
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Just like slapping girlfriends
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Old 07-17-2017, 05:01 PM   #816
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That its an amazing place with fabulous people, syrup and landmarks?
Tire d'erable.

I think there's an accent over the middle e but my phone doesn't have a special keyboard for terrorist languages.
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That its an amazing place with fabulous people, syrup and landmarks?
Nah, he's just kidding. Nobody thinks about Canada.
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Old 07-17-2017, 06:32 PM   #818
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Re: 2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread)

There is Canada land at Epcot!
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Old 07-17-2017, 07:25 PM   #819
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There is Canada land at Epcot!
Here in Merica we can those port'a potties
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Old 07-17-2017, 07:25 PM   #820
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Tire d'erable.

I think there's an accent over the middle e but my phone doesn't have a special keyboard for terrorist languages.
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Old 07-17-2017, 07:29 PM   #821
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Callie doesn't have time to hold his finger down all day

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Old 07-17-2017, 07:44 PM   #822
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It takes almost a second for thése accents to show up. My American id has lost interest over 990 milliseconds ago.

Fundamentally, if English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me. Those poutine stuffed surrender monkey wannabes pètent plus haut que leurs culs.
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Old 07-17-2017, 07:52 PM   #823
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How do you say 'screw Canada' in Hebrew?
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:22 PM   #824
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If you can't spot the sucker...

I very seldom take a lunch break (they'll give you a sticky with a time and you get 1/2 to come back) but did today, and when I got back the game had broken
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:28 PM   #825
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How do you say 'screw Canada' in Hebrew?
'בורג קנדה'

Or just tell them that they've got lousy pastrami.
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