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Old 07-15-2017, 07:23 PM   #776
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"This is nonsense. We don’t have those kinds of people here. We don’t have any gays. If there are any, take them to Canada,”

That ever lasting hate between Canada and Chetnya
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Old 07-15-2017, 07:25 PM   #777
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Well we still have hills and forest so it sometimes can still be useful.
At worst we have you to help out our borders !!
Just like a liberal to use someone else bailing them out as their fallback plan.
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Old 07-15-2017, 09:00 PM   #778
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well its good thing.
makes the states a bit useful for once and a while

ps: the way you going, your gooing to need our water soon , be nice !
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Old 07-15-2017, 09:04 PM   #779
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Yeah but what has Canada ever done?
Canadarm, also, I think Canada blew up the White House at some point. If I'm not mistaken, I don't think that's too bad.
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Old 07-15-2017, 09:13 PM   #780
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Yeah but what has Canada ever done?
You know, when everything going well for a long time, you take it for granted...

But , neighbours that act like a$$ hole do exist you know...
We should have some credit for being good neighbours!
Especially with you, lol
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Old 07-15-2017, 09:32 PM   #781
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Canadians are awesome. End stop.
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Old 07-15-2017, 11:52 PM   #782
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War Plan Crimson IMO
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Old 07-16-2017, 02:14 AM   #783
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Fortress America needed northern invaders.
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Old 07-16-2017, 04:40 AM   #784
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Yeah but what has Canada ever done? I'm guessing some winter Olympic medals but that's probably the only thing Canada even has on its Wikipedia
Duhamel won a Main Event bracelet a few years ago. Eh.
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Old 07-16-2017, 10:14 AM   #785
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Bret Hart and Steve Nash worth a mention imo
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Old 07-16-2017, 01:44 PM   #786
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You know, quality of live might sometimes be better than pure money ...
Yeah bit more taxes but less dangerous as well in Canada.
Anyone has the opportunity to succeed because the cost of everything is reasonable ..
A different view from the medical field.

When my wife was just getting out of training and interviewing for her first position, she had two interviews in border states...and the northern edge of those two states as well....so very close to the border. At both clinics, the recruiters stressed the importance of the Canadian patients because "well, the best thing about the Canadian health care system is that its people live close enough to "real" medicine and they don't have to wait 9-10 months to see a doctor for a soar throat."
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Old 07-16-2017, 02:18 PM   #787
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well its good thing.
makes the states a bit useful for once and a while

ps: the way you going, your gooing to need our water soon , be nice !
PS: the way we're going we're going to need your water soon. You're probably going to need more Mounties.

We don't bail, but we will welcome the 51st-56th states
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Old 07-16-2017, 05:57 PM   #788
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A different view from the medical field.

When my wife was just getting out of training and interviewing for her first position, she had two interviews in border states...and the northern edge of those two states as well....so very close to the border. At both clinics, the recruiters stressed the importance of the Canadian patients because "well, the best thing about the Canadian health care system is that its people live close enough to "real" medicine and they don't have to wait 9-10 months to see a doctor for a soar throat."
Did she tell you where we're going to go for health care after we move to single payer in a few years?

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PS: the way we're going we're going to need your water soon. You're probably going to need more Mounties.

We don't bail, but we will welcome the 51st-56th states
Meh, we'll just keep them as possessions for several years, like Puerto Rico, imo. Too much hassle to replace all those flags.
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Old 07-16-2017, 06:03 PM   #789
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I meant like honorary states. No one is ****ing with old glory. I bet a French Canadian star is basically just a jazzed up triangle anyway
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A croissant is basically just a jazzed up triangle
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Did she tell you where we're going to go for health care after we move to single payer in a few years?
I like how people you voted for have control of every single branch of government and you're still playing the pessimist card.
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Old 07-16-2017, 10:25 PM   #792
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Well this thread took a turn for the lulz
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:52 AM   #793
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PS: the way we're going we're going to need your water soon. You're probably going to need more Mounties.

We don't bail, but we will welcome the 51st-56th states
Last time the United States attempted to "invade" Canada was in 1812 and the outcome was :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington

nuff said
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Old 07-17-2017, 02:05 AM   #794
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Aaaannnnnddddd...........that's what it takes to make someone put up post #41 in 10 years.
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Old 07-17-2017, 02:18 AM   #795
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Last time the United States attempted to "invade" Canada was in 1812 and the outcome was :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington

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Yeah well, the Brits are gone now. Good luck trying it now.
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Old 07-17-2017, 02:19 AM   #796
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Aaaannnnnddddd...........that's what it takes to make someone put up post #41 in 10 years.
Sorry I couldn't resist
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Old 07-17-2017, 05:31 AM   #797
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Last time the United States attempted to "invade" Canada was in 1812 and the outcome was :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington

nuff said
1 casualty huh? That is quite the military coup. I'm guessing someone had a maple syrup allergy and couldn't afford a $300 epipen

Good luck getting near a Trump White House. Soon as that guy learns there's water in the ground in Canada, he'll liberate you faster than you can say mission accomplished.
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I'd like to think that the Canadians would just spray the border with the pot smokes and everyone would just like, pass out, man.
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Old 07-17-2017, 10:28 AM   #799
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A scone is basically just a jammed up triangle
FYP.

I'll see myself out.
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I'd like to think that the Canadians would just spray the border with the pot smokes and everyone would just like, pass out, man.
Defeating that defense system may be the only combat training I have. In fact, with summer league in town I've been training pretty rigorously all week

Canada, someday I'm coming for your water. It would be easiest for all if by the time I got there you had all the watered bottled and stored in Vancouver strip clubs
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