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Old 05-22-2017, 05:28 PM   #301
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Re: 2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread)

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horseshoes, hand grenades and youtube views.
Hmm, I would add baby making to the list. I've almost made a baby a few times and it was pretty much awesome.

Unrelated. I think this is the best representation of the sound that I'm trying to produce:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufOughVMLKc&t=80s

"the doctor came in stinking of gin and proceeded to lie on the table."

Sound familiar Leo?

Also, I never knew that mtv unplugged let the Sir Elton John perform solo, which I discovered today on youtube. Very cool.
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Old 05-22-2017, 06:13 PM   #302
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You wouldn't have found "almost making a baby" as fun if it was your teenaged girlfriend missing her period and having to sweat it out for several weeks.
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Old 05-22-2017, 06:22 PM   #303
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Sick read. You just brought me back to 2003 when I woke up in a stranger's bed. I exited the bedroom into a kitchen and the stranger's family all look at me and all I could do was say, "oh hello."
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Old 05-22-2017, 06:29 PM   #304
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Re: 2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread)

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"the doctor came in stinking of gin and proceeded to lie on the table."

Sound familiar Leo?
Of course not. Everybody knows I don't drink gin.
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Old 05-22-2017, 09:08 PM   #305
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Re: 2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread)

This was a fun one. New dealer comes to the table, I am joking with the guy next to me and moving the button around (which is mine). He almost misdeals twice and politely asks me to stop ****ing with the button. I say ok sorry and tell him that I'll chop the pot if I happen to win the hand.

One terrible limper to me and I raise the 'ol A8o otb. Blinds call. Flop is 567hh and I have the Ah. Checked to me and I bet, two callers. Turn is the 3h, checks around. River is another 3 and it checks around again. First guy flips QT, second guy mucks and I learn that apparently the dealer can't chop his own tip so I have to do it for him. Good times - he said I made his day.

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Old 05-22-2017, 10:32 PM   #306
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You wouldn't have found "almost making a baby" as fun if it was your teenaged girlfriend missing her period and having to sweat it out for several weeks.
Stop dating teenage girls.
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Old 05-23-2017, 01:11 AM   #307
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Stop dating teenage girls.
Now, why would I want to do that?? I just got a vasectomy instead.
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Old 05-24-2017, 04:21 PM   #308
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My thread finally died =(
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Old 05-24-2017, 04:51 PM   #309
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what bread?
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Old 05-24-2017, 06:37 PM   #310
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