Hmm, I would add baby making to the list. I've almost made a baby a few times and it was pretty much awesome.

Unrelated. I think this is the best representation of the sound that I'm trying to produce:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufOughVMLKc&t=80s

"the doctor came in stinking of gin and proceeded to lie on the table."

Sound familiar Leo?

Also, I never knew that mtv unplugged let the Sir Elton John perform solo, which I discovered today on youtube. Very cool.

You wouldn't have found "almost making a baby" as fun if it was your teenaged girlfriend missing her period and having to sweat it out for several weeks.

Sick read. You just brought me back to 2003 when I woke up in a stranger's bed. I exited the bedroom into a kitchen and the stranger's family all look at me and all I could do was say, "oh hello."

Of course not. Everybody knows I don't drink gin.

This was a fun one. New dealer comes to the table, I am joking with the guy next to me and moving the button around (which is mine). He almost misdeals twice and politely asks me to stop ****ing with the button. I say ok sorry and tell him that I'll chop the pot if I happen to win the hand.

One terrible limper to me and I raise the 'ol A8o otb. Blinds call. Flop is 567hh and I have the Ah. Checked to me and I bet, two callers. Turn is the 3h, checks around. River is another 3 and it checks around again. First guy flips QT, second guy mucks and I learn that apparently the dealer can't chop his own tip so I have to do it for him. Good times - he said I made his day.

hf

Stop dating teenage girls.

Now, why would I want to do that?? I just got a vasectomy instead.

My thread finally died =(

what bread?

live LHE in the USA

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Well, Nashville and Pittsburg in the Stanley Cup finals. Any suggestions for the inevitable friendly wagers between Jesse and me?

The loser must drink, and review, an entire bottle of one wine. Then the loser must make at least three drunken strategy posts in any of the limit holdem forums.

Whomever loses that bet better make those posts pretty quick 'cause I'm sure he'll be spending a fair amount of time kneeling in front of the toilet after a bottle of one wine.

Lmao. You just brought me right back to Normandy, France.

Worst hangover ever.

What a great game to be at last night.
Amazing to think Anderson gave up four goals in game five and then last night and Tuesday was just a wall (luckily with a few small holes).

Going to make it to any games Leo?

I'd like to, but tickets are both scarce and pricey. The local hype and enthusiasm for the Preds has been off the charts for at least the past month. You'd think those guys had never been to a Stanley Cup final. Oh wait...

As further testament to the Pred's popularity, P. K. Subban has- at least for the moment- eclipsed Marriota in news coverage and fan support. And that's saying something in the heart of football country!

Loser has to dress as the winner's mascot. Leo doc goes to work as a pirate for a day, Jesse dresses up in a furry suit and plays at Commerce for a day.

Up until someone at the tables commented on how NHL was on the main screen instead of NBA, I was unaware that either Ottawa or Nashville had NHL teams.

lmao.

and Leo has to jokingly diagnose at least one (1) patient with scurvy.

arrrrrrrrrrr matey, that be an unethical pirating of good taste!

- popular German expression

My 2017 WSOP schedule if anyone here cares at all. It's worth checking out if anyone will be there and wants to target mix game tournaments.

I imagine this conversation...Why is Leo dressed as a pirate? Becusse the penguins won, obviously. Thanks makes sense

I've already declared my ignorance of NHL teams, that's my excuse.

I'm in Boston, so the only people who care about the Bruins are 60+ year old men and 35- year old women that had crushes on Milan Lucic back in 2008.

How is Nashville the heart of football country?

Think it is going to be a good series, but Pens probably win in 6. If Preds had Johansen and Fisher at 100% I think it would be a pick em, but just can't see them winning with that group of centers.

Hf