I've discovered how 'they' must be doing it! Be the huge winner that is:
1. Take 1mg xanax bec mom makes you crazy.
2. Scoot off to the poker room bec mom's caregiver is coming in an hour and get seated in a very loose-passive game.
3. Having fallen half asleep, limp UTG w/ 5
2
which everybody calls except for the button who raises and everybody calls.
4. Have flop come A
3
4
and get someone else to cap it 6-ways.
5. Have board run out clean and get pushed the 6-scooper.
6. Have the willpower to get up and leave 20 minutes later bec you know you're going to go broke if you stay.