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Originally Posted by callipygian
Then some yahoo from the other end of the table yells, "I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HAVE NOW BITCH!"
That's the most awesome thing I've ever heard.
Funny story from last week.
Analyst has been running super bad and is down a few racks and is in the BB. I open OTB, he defends with J
8
and has 2.5bb left.
Flop: Q
9
5
(2 players, 4sb)
Analyst checks, I bet, Analyst calls.
Turn 6
(2 players, 3bb)
Analyst checks, I bet, Analyst calls. He has 1bb remaining.
River: 7
!
Analyst triumphantly performs the donk of death.
I look at his chips and notice he has none left, and then say "RAISE" and don't put out any chips. He tables his hand. I look at his cards and say "RAISE" again. The entire table erupts in laughter.
I'm only a douchebag to my friends.
Last edited by Captain R; 02-16-2017 at 11:42 PM.