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Old 02-12-2010, 04:55 PM   #121
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I meet a girl, I offer 500 for bj no condom, she says she will have sex with me for free, I decline, she slaps me.

I bow to your greatness, sir.
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Old 02-12-2010, 04:59 PM   #122
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why did a troll get to be mod?
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Old 02-12-2010, 05:43 PM   #123
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Both classics, I'm gonna go with jizz in my pants for pure entertainment
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Sick well. Couple of questions.

What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
I want my funeral to be my ashes being scattered at a really cool place while my friends and family celebrate the life I have lived
What's your worst pet peeve?
Cheapness
Your worst enemy?
Myself
What day of your life would you like to live over again?
Its tough to say b/c much of what we do today shapes our tomorrow, and I am pretty happy with how my life has turned out...
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Are you going to wait until the lightweight 458 spider comes out or just get the new one?
If I get this car I would just get the new one

Many of your stories end up with you being in agony in some way, is this just the price you pay for a good time or do you guys keep saying to yourself "ok **** this im never doing X again"
I try and learn from my mistakes
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Hi Dan,

Do you think that having money makes you a better or worse poker player?
Better when I'm up and worse when I am down... but if I'm playing smaller it is forsure bad, but when I'm playing big games its a plus..
If you grew up without money do you think you would have become a self made millionaire? And what ventures would you have gotten in to?
My parents have given me no money since I joined the military with the exception of a birthday car
You seem a really happy go lucky guy..... Can money buy happiness?
Absolutely not I was happier in the military living on 3k a month... true story
There must be alot of people "suck you balls" because of your situation.....How do you weed out the hangers on? Is it easier being friends with minted people because of this?
It is very difficult to find good people, but in the end after you have money you end up hanging with other who also have money b/c if you don't you can't do the sick vacas and restaurants you want to do with out either paying for everyone or making ur friends make bad financial decisions. The biggest problem you face with this is then people start to expect things instead of appreciate what you do for them.
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Old 02-12-2010, 05:48 PM   #124
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Phil Galfond said in his well that when he roomed with other great minds like durrrr, he had some kind of epiphany, and he's been a poker god ever since. Did you surround yourself with other great players irl to get better? What was the major factor that helped you jump from 10/20 to 25/50+ games? awesome thread btw. thanks alot!
I think this would be a huge help to compare strategy and game theory with other good players. I watched a few cardrunner videos, and I have talked with brian rast briefly, but I think the bigest help I have had has been my ability to get into private games.
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Whose life would make a better movie, yours or Viffer?
I think this is obvious, but I would go with mine, not to be cocky, but b/c I feel I do alot more cool stuff.
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you seem like a genuinely sick mofo, glad to have read you
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how did you get rich? inheritance?
I have made all of my money on my own, my trust fund doesn't kick in till im 35. You are one of the first people to get that info fyi
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Old 02-12-2010, 05:55 PM   #125
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how many 5 year olds could you take out before they got the best of you and brought you down?
I would take the over on 300 unless they had some kind of training lol
how many 85 year olds?
probably over 20 depending on how good a shape they were in, I know 85 year olds who can still scrap

some ****ed up genie with a twisted sense of humor appears. he tells you he'll grant you one wish, but first you have to **** this 350 pound tawanese hooker. no condom. and yea, she used to look good so shes been through some ****, but she quit coke and got fat. do you do it? if so, whats the wish?
I would 1000% do it, and I would ask for total control of myself and the world
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# of girls you banged?
Under 100, but I have only slept with a few girls who were not 7's or better
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why did a troll get to be mod?
I'm not sure what you mean by troll, but I am a well respected member of the hsnl community and no one seems unhappy about it but you sir...
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:08 PM   #126
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Re: THE MOTHER****ING WELL

so where has the majority of your income come from since you joined the military?
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:14 PM   #127
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best thread ever
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:19 PM   #128
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will you change anything about your life when you turn 35 and get your trust fund money?
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:19 PM   #129
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so where has the majority of your income come from since you joined the military?
I have a VC company with my bro, and I am a winning high stakes poker player. I don't really wanna talk too much more about how I make my money or how much money I have etc., if you boys don't mind.
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:22 PM   #130
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will you change anything about your life when you turn 35 and get your trust fund money?
My life changes all the time, so it's hard to say, but I don't think it will have any impact at all to be honest.
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:24 PM   #131
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are you concerned about how drugs have damaged your heart? have they?
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:25 PM   #132
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Now one question for all of you 2+2ers... Thoughts on me writing a book?
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:25 PM   #133
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what do u pick for your kill streaks??? i usually go with predator missile, harrier and pavelow..........
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:29 PM   #134
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Great thread, love the stories, thanks for doing this.

Have you ever been in a serious relationship? What are your thoughts on that vs being single and banging lots of random girls?
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:30 PM   #135
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I think a blog would be better than a book. If you wrote a book and wanted to publish it I doubt you would be able to get enough people to buy it that you would profit.
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