To save time I cut and pasted a bio for you guys who dont know me

Born: St. Pete, FL and raised in Tampa, FL

Blitz got his nickname from his years in the Navy going through BUD/S Underwater Demolition SEAL training.

It was in college at University of Florida when he started playing poker. It wasn’t long before he caught the poker bug and began playing higher stakes games. "I used to beat the **** out of my roommate and force him to sign onto his poker act at 2am and ritually busted it before sunrise. Then every morning end up writing him a check for the lost sum and berate him for letting him play. After pissing away my college drinking money I was forced to play a little tighter and am now a winning player."

“Blitz? He’s a blast” says fellow Team ******* member Andrew Robl. “He once wanted to go to a Halloween party but didn’t have a costume. So he and a buddy pulled over his car, blitz opened his trunk, pulled out some camo pants and a machine gun and rolled up in the party with a loaded machine gun. After getting drunk and letting girls play with the loaded gun his boys ex-filed him w/o incident. "Its is a pure act of god that I am not in jail or dead with all the dumb **** I have done in my life."

Blitz recalls some of his most memorable poker experiences... Bluffing off 250k to perky smirky in 10 minutes in a strait 50 100 game, and then there was the time “I caught a running gut shot strait after floating Alan Meltzer's 9k flop bet with 5 high on a q j 3 rainbow board and felted him for 300k pot I put him in coma... he literally took a 2 hour break from playing to walk around the casino.”

When asked about ******* Poker he shares “All my boys .......... are super stand up guys, I would trust them with my life. I also don't like hanging out with cheap people, and these boys go on vacation with gasoline so they can more easily set fire to their money... I love it!”

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awesome well.

Haha, awesome, Id usually struggle to believe these stories, but u seem 100% genuine. Sick life.

This thread delivers

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Have u ever been in a real street fight (no weapons)?? if so how did it go

this is gonna be the sickest well i was hoping you would do one of these after reading ur other thread

i think posting the food poisoning story would be a good introduction to some people who arnt familiar with u lol

and ur .22 that uses water as a suppressor is so ***** godly

which of your ancestors made all the moneys?

how does it feel to have your nutz hugged by 1000's of 2+2 poker geeks?

The first real fight I got in was when I was a sophomore in high school. I fought a kid who was about 6' and 210, I was 5' 9'' and about 160, I would like to say I won that fight.... but thats not the truth, I got my ass kicked for about 10 minutes and then we just quit fighting(thank god he smoked cigs), the thing that fight taught me was that fighting even if you lose doesn't hurt as much as you think it will. And its better to fight and lose than let a dude take away your manhood.
I have no shame...

It is a wet dry can(silencer). The only way to get a gun to be "movie" quiet is do use a subsonic round(anything under 1100 feet per second) and use a wet can(silencer that holds around 2-5ml of water in reservoir), and the smaller the bullet the better.

My father was a poor highschool drop out who enlisted in the army. He became the youngest officer commissioned since the korean war, and then went to stanford and harvard biz school. He made is money doing corporate raiding in the 80's, then he went to jail for securities fraud in 89 i think it was... I am not very tight with my dad.
well if I had to pick a group to be friends with, even though they may not be the best looking or considered the "coolest", high stakes poker players are a pretty trust worthy, smart, and generous group. When you get older you will realize those are probably the 3 most important qualities to have in your friends.

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Which out of your vices gives you the biggest rush?