So my friend bet me that I couldn't win a mixed game tournament today. The prizepools are too small to care about so MICROSTAKES SWEAT FOR EVERYONE GOGO TIME

Selling to $16.50 HORSE $750 GTD. I have multiple 1k+ buyin final tables in mixed games live, have won the sunday 215 horse a couple of times etc.

About me: Talerric on Stars.

CAPITAO on ESPN.

~170k profit between live and online in 2013

Selling 80%

$1.65 per 10%

No min share

You're not allowed more than 10% unless you're a microstakes player

Send to Talerric (Stars) to book your action starts in 17 mins. Will play regardless.

Will be doing sweat thread since not enough tables yet to play big session. Will give 100% effort.

Bonus: CAPITAO WILL BE TALKING TRASH IN PORTUGUESE TO BRAZILIAN FISH

BUY MY PACKAGE FISH CAPITAO IS GOING TO WIN A MIXED GAMES TOURNAMENT

Ollie's a bit of a fish at mixed game, but he's been working on it and I think he's finally ready to mix it in the big time.

Res 10%. I believe in you.

10% crush it buddy

NO U

GET OUT OF CAPITAOS TOURNAMENT FISH

..no, actually, get IN CAPITAO'S TOURNAMENT so that I can DESTROY YOU IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

$50 last longer, fishcake?

HAHA

I will also allow each shareholder to choose phrases for me to insult my opponents with in their native language, because google translate.

10% for me

Bring it on, fish. CAPITAO WILL OUTPLAY THE ISTIGA

Yes, on a good day, you might be able to outplay the istiga. Almost every single person on full tilt has outplayed the istiga at one point.

BUT NOBODY OUTPLAYS THE JST. CLKD. A. BTN.

JSTCLKDABTN WILL SKULL**** YOU INTO OBLIVION

Guys I think I might have an edge in this field if I try really, really hard.

sweet here is mine IM THE AUSSIE NUTHEAD AND I WILL SMACK YOU HOMIES UP

When does this start?

It'll be interesting to see what that looks like in Czech, Portuguese or Russian...

So I need the rest of you guys to buy my shares now, I will turn your one dollar and sixty five cents into more money because CAPITAO

in 5 mins rats

In 4 minutes

I'll let you guys buy action for the first few mins anyway though

You don't have to send in advance just post you're in for 10% and you're booked then send later if you're not near a computer u can send from or whatever

Hmm i wanted to yolo the rest. But cant send atm. Glgl op

I'll put you down for 10% anyway ratslla, just send later if I don't cash or i'll subtract it from your winnings if I do

this rail i will not miss HAHA just waiting to see the replies from the russians & others

40% sold, four 10% shares remaining if anyone wants them, tourney is starting soon.

Will continue to sell shares for the first few minutes of the tourney, since it's limit and ridiculously deep first level

OMG OMG GUYS I HAVE JSTCLKDABTN AT MY TABLE

Istiga is going down.

TALERRIC HAS DRAWN JSTCLKDABTN ON HIS TABLE. FACE VALUE NOW BEING REDUCED TO 0.9 MARKDOWN BECAUSE OF HIS DECREASE IN FIELD EDGE TO DOGNESS.

Shots fired in Polish

'Jestem z Australii i zniszczę ci ziomek tomasz724'

'I'm from Australia and I will destroy you homie tomasz724'